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Love it when a voter guide asks "Does any of this, you know, matter?"
Some things I did this May
Got rid of a bunch of clutter
Renewed my DC ID
Got all achievements in Titanium Court
Sorted lots of Magic cards
Had my parents visit
Went on a bus tour
Went to the zoo
Made plans for things to do in Canada next month
Took care of my sister the day after her surgery
Visited Philadelphia
Went to a They Might Be Giants show
Saw some Philadelphia museums
Took some friends out for hot pot
Got pretty into using a treadmill (turns out you can read while doing it)
Went to the dentist and scheduled a gum graft
Beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Made a new EDH deck
Painted my nails trans pride colors
Recorded the first five episodes of a new podcast
Watched Alien, Seven Samurai, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, and The Twilight Samurai
Read Strange Beasts of China, A Severed Head, No One Is Talking About This, House of Holes, and The Immortal King Rao
Per day: 10227 steps (personal best), 4.33 miles (personal best), 2227 calories burned (personal best), 12 active zone minutes (weirdly, lowest it's been this year)
ohhh no we got so wrapped up in throwing a wedding that we forgot to, get married. oww
Easy thing to forget!
When Matt and I were about to leave our reception at the end of the night, I went over to the officiant/DJ, who was packing up his car. While I was thanking him, I realized we'd forgotten to actually finish the wedding license part. So we quickly scrounged up a couple witnesses and got it all signed. Almost didn't happen.
Lightning Rods, by Helen DeWitt
Helen DeWitt's first novel was the literary fiction masterpiece The Last Samurai. The premise of her second novel, Lightning Rods:
Joe, a salesman, is obsessed with the idea of seeing the top half of a woman, fully clothed, sticking through a window or hole in a wall, while someone has sex with her lower half on the other side and she pretends nothing is happening. This inspires him to invent a clever way to reduce sexual harassment in the workplace: a contraption between bathroom stalls where anonymous female employees, termed lightning rods, present their lower halves for high-risk male employees to use as a safe outlet for their urges, thus preventing the HR costs from them venting those urges elsewhere.
My sister's reaction when I described this to her: "Yeah, I think I've seen that Literotica story."
There's a book by Jackie Ess I really like, called Darryl. It's about a guy, Darryl, who's into being cuckolded. He has some pretty involved misadventures, narrated in a ridiculous, charming voice.
Lightning Rods is definitely a Darryl. One of the telltale signs is that while reading these books, you feel compelled to read bits out loud to whoever's around, in a Get A Load of This Guy tone.
It's possible to write a book that's a Darryl but without a goofy sex focus: this gives you something like Notes from Underground or The True Story of Ah Q. (And with comparisons like that last one, it makes sense that Lightning Rods is concerned with describing the essence of a nation.) Sex comedy is the purest form for it, though.
Lightning Rods is executed extremely thoughtfully, on a number of levels. The book goes into the various practical issues with Joe's plan in detail. Not 100% comprehensively — if you tried this in real life, of course you'd encounter more logistical issues than what's covered — but an impressive amount does get addressed. We get perspectives from lightning rods, men making use of them, other people in the company, all carefully fleshed out. You really start to care about Joe's vision.
It's an outlier compared to DeWitt's other works, but not by as much as you might think: She does write a lot of Weird Guys (often women), and even a lot of characters with odd detached attitudes toward sex. Sibylla from The Last Samurai would be able to support a Darryl-style plot, if the focus hadn't been elsewhere.
The real thing setting Lightning Rods apart is the prose style. It's full of cliche-heavy folksy business speak: "As any salesman knows, you think you've covered all the angles and all of a sudden when you least expect it out of left field comes a boomerang." This is the real target (well, one of the targets) of the satire, and it's why the book needs the classic porn setting of generic offices where what the business actually does isn't worth specifying.
Fun read, more thoughtful than you'd expect, avoid if you don't like reading about sex.
I sang the song of this beverage to the people I’m traveling with. They didn’t like it.
(To the tune of “Baa Baa, Black Sheep”)
Wawa, white peach
Buy our lemonade
I went to a They Might Be Giants show last night, at Union Transfer in Philadelphia. Seeing them play Ana Ng while my spouse, who I started off being in a long-distance relationship with, held me in their arms was a pretty intense experience.
The setlist was great. First half was mostly a mix of Lincoln and their newest album, The World Is To Dig, then the second half was more wide-ranging, and included some of the biggest songs they’re known for (Istanbul was the final encore).
Highlights for me: Where Your Eyes Don’t Go with a horn section, John Flansburgh bringing out a really big stick for Pencil Rain, Cowtown, They’ll Need a Crane, Wu-Tang, the aforementioned Ana Ng experience, Overnight Sensation, Fingertips (with lighting changes for the different sections, some of which they extended and played around with), Older, Withered Hope, and Doctor Worm (the second encore song). The audience felt really excited the whole time, unsurprisingly, but I think Doctor Worm got people singing along the most. It’s an especially fun one to sing along with!
I was thinking it was a pity there weren’t any songs from John Henry. Then I looked up the setlist they did the night before, which as it turns out had a John Henry focused first half. Overall I think I would have enjoyed that show less – its second half had a lot of picks that don’t mean quite as much to me, with my kind of uneven familiarity with their discography. And they didn’t play Ana Ng then. No One Knows My Plan would be great to see live, though.
Taking the train to Philadelphia.
In Philadelphia. Now taking SEPTA.
Went to Reading Terminal Market, a game store, a thrift shop, a dim sum place, and a bookstore. Now back on SEPTA.
Taking the train to Philadelphia.
In Philadelphia. Now taking SEPTA.
Taking the train to Philadelphia.
*hitting on a zookeeper* “So, do any of these animals transform into cars?”
My new glasses prescription is different enough that when I’m walking outside, the ground looks slightly farther away. It’s making me feel taller, but not in the way that heels do. It’s more like my perspective is floating above, drifting along like in a dream. Feels pretty nice.
I’m choosing to interpret this as a gender-syntonic thing: my height is above average for a woman, after all.
You don’t hear so much about muffing these days.
Explaining to my spouse that I did some prioritizing, and now have a stack of just seven books that I should read soon, distinct from the general to-read books.
The Practice, the Horizon, and the Chain, by Sofia Samatar
A novella about a hierarchically stratified society on a generation ship that I read for a book club.
I preferred An Unkindness of Ghosts, a novel about a hierarchically stratified society on a generation ship that I read for a book club.
It's not that I don't think there can be more than one work like that (I mean, Nicky Drayden's Escaping Exodus was fun, and I'd enjoy talking about it with a book club), it's that The Practice, the Horizon, and the Chain was too focused on the subject of the metaphor and not enough with the internal logic of the fictional situation. This is a book about the inability of academia to address systems of oppression where a character directly states "The university can't be a place of both training and transformation."
I read one of Sofia Samatar's short stories recently, in The Black Fantastic, and it also rubbed me the wrong way in this respect (although I enjoyed the prose there more). I think this author is just a mismatch for my preferences.
feel like ducks show up a lot more in fiction than in real life. are they more common in england...? no shortage of birds! geese, which are like ducks. i wish i saw them more, theyre so lovely. tastefully round. something mythic about them. theyre abstracted, iconic
@tsarina-anadyomene said:
I've seen ducks all over the place basically everywhere I've lived tbh
@sequel2heaven said:
I live in America and ducks are very common
@uququ said:
this post feels surprising to me because i also encounter ducks all the time & didn't realize anyone didn't
@freshwater-stream said:
Maybe the ducks are avoiding you, I see them all the time
im going to fucking kill myself. will that make you people happy
I see a lot of ducks in DC. Maybe you should check out the DC area sometime?
Chess Story, by Stefan Zweig
I don't remember what prompted me to put a library hold on this book. Possibly someone I follow online mentioned Stefan Zweig in a way I found intriguing? I've checked some likely possibilities, and found no such mentions. If you think you know why it came on my radar, please let me know.
It was a good read, definitely going to be sticking with me. Surprisingly, it feels a bit like a @gazemaizeisdead story: strong character work, horrifying events, ends on a punchline. Maybe I should read more Zweig.
Recommended if you want to read about some chess players with strange personalities, and also Nazi psychological torture.
When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence