Look alive, sunshine.

Alex / 31 / they/them / bi / dweeb

[nonlynear]

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[yossyislandd]

i was laying yucky style and i look over to the other side of the couch to see minu doing the exact same and it made me laugh so hard

[yossyislandd]

like mama like minu

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[feldfrog]

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth