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absolutegibberishandnumbers

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

simplyfurnituredirect

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

#fave

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

madmonksandmaenads

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

atticescapee-abandoned

eroticcannibal

"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.

eroticcannibal

In some places it's illegal to consensually choke your boyfriend. In other places marital rape is not a crime. Develop a moral compass instead of expecting your government to tell you what is right and wrong.

sainte666

Reminder that it's good to be fat, it's healthy to be fat, it's normal to be fat, it's sexy to be fat, and 20 lbs will be given by god onto the next person who suggests ozempic to you

sainte666

First-of-its-kind epidemiological study finds GLP-1 agonist medications like Ozempic and Wegovy can cause serious gastrointestinal condition

Reminder that the GLP-1 medications literally can and will give you stomach paralysis and all kinds of other diseases that Thin Medicine will have you think only fat people get.

So tell your doctor who wants you to lose weight for weight loss' sake to fuck off.

chervzavod

Two sketches from last year in the style of those creepy children's drawings.

bunjywunjy

Why are mules so healthy when other hybrid animals aren't?

not all hybrid animals are unhealthy, it's kind of a roll of the dice on how genetics interact with each other.

in fact, hybridization in general is turning out to be more foundational to evolution then we thought! closely related species are just stealing each other's genes all the time, turns out.

hybridization events are MUCH more common then we thought, and result in the swapping back and forth of species-specific genes, which then drives evolution in different directions for both species with the introduction of these new genes! these events are called "gene flow".

modern humans specifically are a really good example of this, actually- humans with ancestral roots in Europe and Western Asia have a TON of traits that were lifted directly from our sister species, Neanderthals, after a whole slew of gene flow events!

some of these genes are believed to be responsible for hair texture, viral immune response, metabolism, and heightened sense of smell.

and on the Eastern side of Asia, the same is true of Denisovans, another modern human sister species!

these genes provided cold and altitude tolerance, among other benefits.

basically what I'm getting at here is that we now know that the tree of life is more like a series of streams flowing back and forth into each other to reinforce evolutionary pathways, all due to closely related species looking at each other and wiggling their eyebrows suggestively.

rimonoroni2

love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

rimonoroni2

in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that

#fave #i need to internalize this tbh

flixiastar

The greenleaf Lightpaw died

#FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES #FAVE

mystery-incorporated-whore

It's nothing that hasn't been said before but now it's my turn to say

if you are a cis boy who is following me and a dozen other transfem blogs and are attracted to us in a weird way that you can't exactly quantify and have a weird everpresent guilt that doesn't seem to go away but also doesn't seem to actually have a source every time you interrogate it

maybe you should try estrogen. Just for a month or two. It doesn't have to be committal. Just see how it feels. Who knows, you might discover that you really enjoy being a girl

crippled-peeper

“let’s fight oppression with whimsy” no i want a Glock give me a Glock

#yeah protesting by being alive is cool but sometimes i dont want to be a diversity quota for existing

crippled-peeper

“let’s fight oppression with whimsy” no i want a Glock give me a Glock

crippled-peeper

“let’s fight oppression with whimsy” no i want a Glock give me a Glock

shadedwillow

ok google how do i propose deeper friendship and intimacy to my mutuals without feeling like a pervert predator

shadedwillow

hey. can we DM? do you want a voice message? do you want to see a picture of my face? do you wanna call? do you wanna get off on call with me? do you wanna consider us friends? do you wanna share secrets? do you wanna hint vaguely at where we both live to gauge how far we are from each other? do you wanna meet? do you wanna hang out? do you wanna fuck? do you wanna hold hands and kiss? does this make me creepy? is this too far? do you wanna kill me. i'm really sorry