It took me 15 minutes to come up with this title.

Hi! I'm random! It's pretty sad but also amusing.

[dailycatsblog]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[minecraft]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[whellk1]

Maul on a child sized bicycle

[cyartomad]

POV you’re looking for more children to run over because you regret not succeeding the first time

[im-yotsu]

The last one is canon lmao

[stealingpotatoes]

im glad that we've established that day one of inquisitor training is How To Look Really Cool

(commission info // tip jar!)

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[depsidase]

[thanosthedadtitan]

Maul by Chun Lo

Chun Lo

Illustrator & Concept Artist Contact: [email protected]

[ceramicrambles]

BREAKING HOMOSEXUAL NEWS: things HAPPENED TO ME TODAY ✨ ✨

Me: *Holding 8 pieces of pottery stacked precariously, walking back from job*

Her: *A little drunk, looks upset, also looks locked out of her house*

Me: You good?

Her: yeah *long rant about her boyfriend who sounds very evil*

Me: Girl, whaaat? Throw him away

Her: *Thousand yard stare.* Are you gay?

Me: uuhhh

Her: *Yapping about her problems.* IVE ALWAYS WANTED A GAY BEST FRIEND

Me: *Turns into a fine mist*

AND MY STUPID HOMOSEXYAL BOYFRIEND DIDNT EVEN EMPATHISE WITH ME. I GOT CALLED A GAY BEST FRIEND AND HE LAUGHED. Bitch. Dw! Guys!! He is in the CRATE .

I was like it’s weird she even knew I am gay cause I don’t even have gay voice and boyf LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS HIS DOG AND HE WAS PUTTING ME DOWN. WDYM??? Wdym by that look. I don’t have gay voice. I have heteronormative voice. And he looked at me and said AND I QUOTE:

“you are very loud and very unslick.”

UNSLICK. He called me UNSLICK. That’s not even a word. He’s making up words just to hate crime me. Omhggg

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape-deactivated20190801]

[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[marshmallow-gem]

:)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[orphankin]

10 years!!

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[anarchistmemedistro]