My UN Has Nothing To Do With What I Post

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[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[freakoutgirl]

me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun

[tacenda-anemoia]

Whenever I’m in a place where there’s those really uncomfortable waiting seat areas I always choose, if there’s the option, of the middle of three seats. I like to see the panic on people’s faces when their beloved middle gap is gone and they’re forced to sit next to someone they clearly feel the need to make small chat with even if they don’t want to.

[tacenda-anemoia]

I wonder how many of you have recently walked in from Pinterest or YouTube and realize that now Almost every app you own is somewhat centered around tumblr or atleast the energy of tumblr if you haven’t left twitter

[tacenda-anemoia]

Hateee when my gf draws me bc she always draws me with my acne scars, which I am very insecure about and cannot cover upppp and I don’t want to make her uncomfy by telling her I don’t like it. Ughhhh

[dragon-in-a-fez]

look I say this selfishly but also rationally, we should be sending social scientists to space. I think we need people to study what happens to tiny communities of nerds hundreds of thousands of miles from Earth and I think I should be one of them

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[dragon-in-a-fez]

little kids are extremely correct when they go apeshit over seeing a Big Machine Doing Its Job

[tacenda-anemoia]

Whoever you played during house at recess definitely said something about your gender now.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[tacenda-anemoia]

Whenever my friends read ao3 they like to tell me about the fanfic and author updates and whenever they get ao3 curse they’ll talk about it like a dog

“Yeah the author got in a car accident, but they’re still writing. They’ll be back o. They’re feet in a few weeks, probably.”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[byjove]

the 1980s nuclear family (based on firsthand accounts of people who lived through it):

bipolar mom with severe untreated PPD

workaholic & alcoholic dad

eldest son who is a 15 year old binge drinker who has been employed since he was 13

middle child sister who got really into church to avoid being at home, will be a pregnant housewife by age 19 despite being the most promising member of the family

sensitive little brother with a stealing habit

divorced Vietnam vet uncle who sleeps in a tent in the yard

chain smoking grandma who might have killed her last two husbands

dog that somebody dumped down the street that lives there now (best dog ever)

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[willgrahamscock]

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those