Talking to Myself

Why hello I am a trash and this is my home the trash can blog

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[valtsv]

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

[valtsv]

FUCK

[valtsv]

yes

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[twitblr]

Go stream Montero now (x)

[irradiatedsnakes]

pringles iron maiden

[o-lanterns]

[reaches in]

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]

mmm, yummy yummy! I think I’ll have another! :D [reaches in-]

[coffinflop]

[skajador]

pingles

[the-real-skeletor]

Paingles

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

personally i dont think theres much funnier than speeding up star trek tos gifs in particular

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[vergak]

[vergak]

Holding her like a talisman

[welcometoyouredoom]

[pukicho]

Pukicho is one of the smartest men I know

[pukicho]

Sorry guys, Stephen fucking Hawking took my phone

[illuminatisalami]

Isn’t he dead

[pukicho]

What?

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[woodrider]

this is real btw and they put stuff like this on their sign all the time

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[nibeul]

genuinely think all my problems would be solved if I was just a trophy husband. where is my breadwinning wife, I want legos

[nibeul]

me and who

[theundeadpumpkin-deactivated202]

[markv5]

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

[z13a]

[pumpkinlass]

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”

[corsolanite]

✨ My greatest weakness ✨ 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

this is so fuckin funny

[mossy-cobble]

read just the headline and immediately thought the kids had started fuckin... oinking

[fuks]