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why can this site not handle lesbians unless theyre anthropomorphized animals and inanimate objects
the minotaur is a soft lesbian and needs to be protected but this real life human woman with feelings and a life needs to give men a chance
the Earth is a strong butch lesbian who carries her femme gf the Moon but butch women are indistinguishable from men and b/f relationships are the same as het relationships
vincent van gogh is one of my favorite artists not because i find him interesting or his work inspiring and beautiful, but because he created the oil painting called two rats
im sorry. starry night who? wheatfield with crows what? i’m looking at two fucking rats right now sorry.
You’re flying ✈️ and someone uses this in the seat next to you––What do you do?
thinkin about the future......
People who hate Scorpios: pussy
People who hate Gemini: stubborn/inflexible
People who hate Taurus: non commital/fear of intimacy
People who hate libra: normal
People who hate Pisces: impatient
People who hate cancer: cruel
People who hate leo: insecure
People who hate Aries: boring
People who hate Sagittarius: been cheated on by a sag
People who hate Aquarius: low IQ
People who hate Virgo: self absorbed
People who hate Capricorn: lazy and meek
The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2
Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”
Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons
flashing tw for the percy jackson musical ad on youtube :/
theres flashing right before the skip appears and pretty much right after it appears so yeah
Non epileptics please rb this making these posts shouldn’t be my job
Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin
This is to weed out the people that think they’re Rick Morty or the joker
just impulsively bought a Moomin on Amazon and reading the reviews was the smartest thing I ever did
YOU CANNOT BE FEEDING THESE TO PEOPLE OMG 🤦🏽♀️
The horror I just came across on my ig 😷
Okay, but even if essential oils were edible, which they are not, companies charge an arm and a leg for tiny bottles of half-synthetic essential oils. Wouldn’t it be cheaper in the end to just buy a bottle of extract if all you’re going to do is use it for flavorings? Because you’re just tossing your health and your stomach lining away if this is what you’re doing with your DoTerra.
*screeches*
Y’all are missing the fact that OP is promoting a pyramid scheme which makes this even more reprehensible
what the hell are you all talking about? peppermint essential oil is edible, and it tastes great in hot chocolate
Umm, it’s super duper not though.
maybe it isn’t that safe, but i only use one to two drops and that goes a long way in flavor. i just don’t understand how this cant be edible as ive never felt sick from eating it.
Because the toxin build up to your internals isn't going to kill you instantly. It's not poison, it's toxic. Yes, toxic. Even a single drop, diluted, is waaaaay too many chemicals for your body to process. So it nopes out and filters them. Putting additional strain on your kidney and liver. And that's of you're lucky enough to skip the chemical burns.
If you like peppermint, buy a fucking plant. Or extract, that is actually meant to be ingested.
Like, do you all hate yourselves so much that you just don't care? I don't get it.
@biologyweeps have you ever heard of people trying to bake with essential oils?
Well I certainly have now....
Please don’t bake with essential oils, these things are not food safe and were never intended to go through food. The processing that food goes through (baking, the chemical interactions inside the food, etc) can influence what the essential oil is doing in there.
There are oils safe for human consumption, which are usually diluted down to safe levels so that you can use them as flavouring. They’re usually not sold as essential oils because they’re not in fact that, as they are strongly diluted. Use those if you want to flavour your things. Not...whatever the hell this is. Please.
Decades of screaming to white people "FLAVOR YOUR FOOD" and THIS is what we come up with lmaoo
Oh look, Poison Control wrote an article on why you shouldn't ingest them.
My favorite bit is this:
"If someone swallows an essential oil, or a product containing essential oils, use the webPOISONCONTROL® online tool for guidance or call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222 right away. Poison Control will help you figure out if this could be dangerous and will tell you exactly what to do."
DO NOT BAKE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS!!!
doterra actively encourages you to put a drop of peppermint essential oil on your tongue as an alternative to breath mints
Young Living is just as bad if not worse.
aint this how we got protestantism
INDULGENCES...
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people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty
lol this reminds me of this Mongolian dude, Bao Xishun, was like, a herdsman, got recognized for being one of the tallest people anywhere, real tall and skinny guy. Anyway, one day there’s these two dolphins dying from plastic shards in their stomachs, and what you do about that is reach your arm down there and remove them, but nobody’s arms could reach. So somebody goes “hey, I heard about this guy, arms probably long enough”
and that’s how this dude was was herding livestock in the middle of Mongolia one day and this helicopter lands and some people run out to him like “sir, we need you to get in this helicopter and come with us right away,” and they fly him in to the aquarium and they’re like, “cool, now just... reach down the throats of these two dolphins, you’re the only one who can save their lives.”
and he did. The dolphins lived. And they flew Bao Xishun back to his herd. What a fucking weird ass day that dude had, right?
I hope Bao Xishun realizes that he is a modern day folk hero.
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Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.
That and "adulting" . You're 32 .
Because when we meet someone who has such a visceral reaction to harmless slang we know to stay away from them because they are going to be one of those annoyingly immature people who still hasn’t figured out that growing up and abandoning child like simplicity and joy is an artificial concept created to shame the masses into conformity.
no one is going to respect you anyway, you know, so you might as well sound stupid on purpose and have a little fun with it.
Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.
We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not
Soup
Hot hot soup
fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit
all outta soub :(
I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)
I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.
For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.
Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.
Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.
So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.
A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.
TL;DR
There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.
Leave the soup men alone.
Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people
