tactical butt cheeks

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I am seeing FFXIV posts and I cannot tell you how happy that makes me.

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Daver for short

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Miguel strikes from above!

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Miguel bites out of affection and to be annoying, Jake bites out of annoyance.

[catboymoments]

how y’all feelin

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[crystal-ball-of-ow-canon]

Ana: You don't think I can fight. *fire in her eyes* Because I'm a girl.

Jack: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. *gestures wildly at Ana’s omnic crashed wedding* For what it's worth, I don't think Gabriel could fight in that dress either.

Gabriel: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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✂️ I'm gay

15 seconds · Clipped by Marine Kitty · Original video "Streamily.com Presents : Fred Tatasciore Solider 76 from Overwatch Hosted by Rob Fury

Soldier76 says "out of my way, I'm gay!"

[stele3]

I am both.

[stele3]

#one weird counterintuitive aspect of being asexual #is that im more open to kinky or weird shit #im not HAVING kinky or weird sex it's all theoretical

Hey @rosierugosa I hope it’s okay that I stole your tags because YES.

Because sexual desire is so weird and alien to me, personally, I find myself more accepting of weird and alien sex: I’m definitely not a monsterfucker in that I don’t wanna fuck the monster, but I fully accept and respect all monsterfucking because hey, sex in general -- straight, gay, or otherwise! -- is already so weird to me. Wanting to fuck Chad McDude down the street is just as strange to me as wanting to fuck the mothman. So my attitude is...go for it, I guess! Here’s a water bottle.

[britkunoichi92]

Same here, I'm not afraid to admit I've written a couple of filthy what if fanfics about the evil demon bad guy who totally is a giant dragon looking thing and the OC ninja chick totally getting it on that one time. That's kind of hot. Wouldn't it be weird if they fricked? Three times? Because he wants her soul for some blood ritual and enemies to lovers?

But yeah agreed. Sex is weird, I'm weird about it, whatever.

Just go for it!

[demonicae]

How to spot the asexual: It’s all fun and games until you try to make them read self insert smut.

I will read the kinkiest filth, but try to mentally put me there and I’ll click away superfast.

[unwanted-animal]

I’m ace and I like self-insert stuff. See? We aren’t a monolith! and that’s why I get so furious over the “oh aces! Aces are why your sexuality is bad and wrong! The poor aces shouldn’t have to see your leather!” pearl-clutching.

We aren’t a shield for puritanical ideals and we definitely aren’t children.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

For the Bound by Blood r76 mini event. Do heed the tags.

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Jake and Miguel are ready for pride month!

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Mermay 2022

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Jack’s tits are perfect for this trend.

[poetry-siir]

“If u dont grab my ass when we’re making out then wtf are u doing.”

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