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Recruit: So tell me, how’d you get on Ghost’s good side

Soap: Well… I complemented his mask

Gaz mutters: Oh God, no

Recruit: You think that’ll work on me?

Soap: Of course! Go ahead and try it

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A day later…

Recruit finally spots Ghost and decided to shoot his shot: I like your mask Ghost!

Price: …

Gaz: …

Ghost: …

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5 hours later…

Soap to Gaz: Hey have you seen that recruit I was talking to yesterday?

Gaz: Soap.

Price: He transferred

Soap sarcastically: Why!? Couldn’t handle the burn…?

Price: You have got to stop doing this, son

Soap scoffs: That’ll teach them not to go near him

Gaz: He just wanted to be his friend!

Soap: I AM GHOST’S ONLY FRIEND

#*Boyfriend #Poor rookie #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod modern warfare #simon riley #john price #gaz mw2 #price cod #incorrect cod quotes #incoreect quotes #cod memes

One of my coworker just admitted to the fact he is being sexist towards how he raises his kids???? Hello?????

#goblin speaks #he was talking about how he says its fine if his son plays around and stuff but he doesn't want his daughter to ever have a girlfriend #*boyfriend #like??? my guy #my dude. your daughter is going to grow up to hate you #he also said he treats his daughter more strickt then his son #i dont get it #his daughter 5 and son 12 #idk man straight people confuse and scare me

well u see. the problem is. i want to block the st*ddie tag so so bad. but it’s literally like 75% of stranger things posts. and i already have the r0n*nce and b*ler tags filtered. so if i get rid of the st*ddie tag. i think there basically won’t be any posts left to look at 😭

#sorry i don’t care abt dating😭#but people seem to be like. incapable of writing friendships without mentioning Th Boyfroend Eddie #*boyfriend #there’s so many steve/stobin posts which end with a line about how ACTUALLY all of this is about st*ddie #like every time. at the end they’re like yeah and this detail about steve/stobin is especially appreciated by e*die😏#bc everything seems to ultimately be about how steve stays (physically) attractive to e*die #rant #trying to stay safe w these asterisks but tbh no idea if it actually works lol #anti steddie

Lan Sizhui, after losing Jin Ling in a mall: Hi, have you seen my friend? He’s 5’6”, long brown hair, dark eyes?

Lan Sizhui: Clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.

#*boyfriend #mdzs #jin ling #lan sizhui #zhuiling #incorrect mdzs quotes #the untamed

That's my friend. Mike.

throwback to that one au i talked about with ame ft. shitty quality

#it was a fake dating au #the whole thing was if ms havisham and estella moved to sp she wouldnt be out to anyone and she would need a boyfried #*boyfriend #she would also probably want a boy fried #not the point #anyway #if mark still lived with his parents he would need a girlfriend to get them off his back #at somepoint they'd probably meet or something and be like 🤝 ok we'll fake date ig #but also i chucked in some rebstella because that would be how estella met rebecca #i dont think you all know how funny i think this au is and how much i love it #'mark and estella holding hands and they both want to die'#'mark calling estella ‘darling’ and ‘dear’ and other pet names is so cursed and would sound so stiff'#'his parents are like ‘when’s the wedding!!’ and both of them look at each other like their on the office'#'mark spits out his tea or something and starts choking and she has to like awkwardly pat his back to try and help' 'that would be when th #they have kids'#'well we uh.. we havent talked about that.. yet says estella while mark is choking on his tea and having a coughing fit'#<<all highlights from when we talked about that #majority of them are from ame i was just laughing the whole time idk what to tell you #take this #estella havisham #mark cotswolds #rebecca cotswolds #my art #rebstella

I know that this is terrible but like Shadowhunters could legit make a spinoff that’s just about the Downworlders and I’d highkey be way more invested in it.