Day 3 of 9 days of Lancaster. Sleepover/ Heaven is located on a girl's lap.
Jaune and his team are invited to team RWBY's sleepover. Which is a weird new feeling for him because he has never been invited to any sleepover, ever. So of course he accepted the invitation without a second thought. Because for the first time Jaune Arc is finally get to be invited to something...
After some time passes with Jaune and the rest from having fun. Feeling Nature's call Jaune excuses himself to go to the restroom. And after he is done, while on his way back he found Ruby sitting all by herself while clutching a wolf shaped plushie.
Jaune: Hey Rubes. What are you doing here all by your lonesome? The sleepover is over there you know.
Ruby: Oh? I just want to be alone for a while you know.
Jaune: Is it because of me. am I bumming you out or something. So that you have to leave? I get it Rubes if you don't want me around I'll just go home.
Ruby: What! No! What makes you think that? I don't think you're bumming me out Jaune. In fact I like you... I mean not like you, like you but I like being around you. You make me feel so comfortable and safe.
Jaune: So you like me. Then who do you like better me or mr. Wolfie?
Ruby: Ermm... Please don't make me choose. I mean I like you and all but mr. Wolfie have been with me since I was small.
Jaune: But you're still small.
Ruby: *pout* I'm not small! Just you wait Jaune. I'm going to drink so much milk that I will be taller than you.
Jaune: You just going to give yourself stomach ache.
Ruby: Fine then, if you going to keep teasing me then I choose mr. Wolfie and when I'm married he will be my best man and you will not even be invited.
Jaune: *gasp* Take that back!
Ruby: No! *stick tongue out* mr. Wolfie is a better friend than you.
Jaune: Okay if you want to be like that. *swipe the plushie* Then lets ask mr. Wolfie what he thinks about it.
What's that mr. Wolfie.
*whisper*
You don't actually think Ruby Rose is your friend.
*whisper*
You actually want to be my friend instead.
*whisper*
And you actually want to be my best man at my wedding?
Ruby: You're just putting words in mr. Wolfie's mouth. Give him back!
Jaune: *giggle* I'm only Joking Ruby. *pat Ruby's head to calm her down*
Ruby: (likes being petted) It's not funny. You went too far there.
Jaune: Well then you shouldn't choose a doll over me then. But yeah I'm sorry for going too far. *sit down next to Ruby*
Ruby: I'm just joking Jaune. There's no way I would choose you over anyone.
Jaune: My feeling still hurt Ruby. You have to find some way to make it up to me.
Ruby: Of course I'll do anything.
Jaune: Then let me rest my head on your lap.
Ruby: *giggle* You're not really upset are you?
Jaune: Of course not.
Ruby: Fine then wish granted.
Lap pillow is ready. Come here.
Jaune: Don't mind if I do. *rest his head on Ruby's soft cushiony lap* I'll never get tired of this feeling.
Ruby: Take as much time as you like. *Rubs Jaune's head*
Jaune: uhm that feels so good... And Ruby I don't mind if you want to have mr. Wolfie as your best man at your wedding. Just don't forget to invite me, okay?
Ruby: Well let's ask mr. Wolfie about it, shall we?
*whisper*
He said he doesn't mind being both our best man.
Jaune: Man mr. Wolfie is such a great guy... I mean Wolf guy, I think? We are so lucky to have him as our best man for our future wedding.
Ruby: Of course he is. And Jaune don't forget to invite me to your wedding too.
Jaune: *caress Ruby's cheek* I will... And Ruby I want you to introduce me to the lucky man first. I need to see if he is the right man for you.
Ruby: So I need the Jaune Arc's seal of approval first before tying the knot. Okay then tell me what kind of person that Jaune Arc would like as my future husband?
Jaune: Well he has to be handsome for start, smart, gentle and would put your need over himself. But I think most importantly he would always finds a way to make you happy.
Ruby: Wow. I think you might have too much of a high standard, there. But I think I might agree to it you let me choose someone for you too.
Jaune: Oh, then tell me what kind of woman will have to earn Ruby Rose's seal of approval?
Ruby: Beautiful, tall, big boobs. It's not really necessary but it's a plus to have, and she have to be great at fighting or else I won't approve of her being your wife.
Jaune: I think you only listed out her physical traits. Did you forget to add her personalities?
Ruby: Well as you long as you love her and want to be with her. Then I won't stand in your way. I will give her my blessing regardless of how I feel.
Jaune: Ruby. I don't know what to say, but thank you so much for being my friend...
Ruby: And thank you for being my friend too.
As the two find themselves lost in each other's company. They are blisfully unaware of the intense stare coming from right around the corner. Staring at them like a starving cat looking at their prey.
Blake: What the fuck is wrong with them....
