#abortion joke

[hermitw]

Life is an etch-a-sketch and baby, I'm an abortion

[fuckyeahbigmouthgifs]

Ooh! Emmy, have you heard of Inbox Zero?

Oh yeah! That's the name of the abortion clinic I go to.

No, Inbox Zero is an organizational philosophy.

Nay, a lifestyle.

And the best part is that its rigorous and requires constant maintenance

Uh, okay, puke, sounds like something a logic rock would love.

[mindnumbing-brain-candy]

I do. And I even have a little mantra, "A clean box is a happy box."

I'm sure they say the same thing at your clinic.

Pete, please don't talk about my abortions at work.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

[Giggles] I'm just fucking with you.

Human Resources S01E04: Rutgers is for Lovers

[tiktokaday]

day 68/? of sharing tiktoks i liked until i delete the app

[sundogskies]

Vent below

Man I wish I was aborted

[burichu]

My brain is a double edged sword of nonsense

Hear me out: Nihil singing the song “Baby” by Stephen Lynch as the twins are being born 🥴💀

[sappholopodding]

zit on my face so large the doctors couldn’t inject it because it’s too far along to abort

[the-planet-venus]