#adepti

[pastelchaos242]

Crazy au where through a series of coincidences baizhu gets known as a doctor for nonhumans and chaos insure

He got the study immortality and try to find a way to help heal himself and they get a proper Doctor, who does not ask a lot of questions

Featuring

Wisp venti wrapped up in a towel as Jean tries to assess the damage done to him by signora’s kick and diluc acting as ventis human version of a comfort stuffed animal

All the adepti coming together to coax xiao into the doctor’s office and trying to block all doors and windows so he can’t leave. All to try to get that boy some vitamins and therapy

Klee trying to blow up the office in order to not get any shots and then her mother demanding that Klee gets a lollipop or she’s finishing the job and blowing up the office herself

Changsheng getting into a fight with xianyun about some event in the archon war that’s been long forgotten by history due to how pointless it was

Baizhu pioneering a brand new field of science that he did not sign up for. And struggling greatly to deal with the absolute bullshit here that comes with it.

Ei responding to every question about her health with an either “i don’t know I forgot” or “are you questioning the words of the shogun?” so he’s having to cross examine his historical records to find out her medical history.

Baizhu trying to examine nicoles wing for signs of damage, and then being hit with a blast of divine light, blinding him for a good two hours.

Arlechinno biohazard blood requiring a whole hazmat suit and decontamination of his office in order to just give her routine flu vaccine

Baizhu having to become a mechanic as a side job after not only one robot/puppet with a kind of bad attitude walks into his office, but two

Capitano walking in and just asking to be euthanized. And then probably told no he does not offer those services…. This was the third person that week to ask that

Albedo and sucrose trying to examine him while he’s doing his examination. Every question he asked he’s getting the same question back.

Trying to draw Skirks blood but the needle snapped immediately. Then after 50 broken needles he finally get the sample only to realize it is so utterly and inhuman therefore he’s gonna have to do his own research to realize what the fuck it means.

Taking flins temperature and watching as it slowly reaches numbers that no human body should ever be able to.

The next appointment it immediately melts as soon as it hits the tongue of mavuika

Zhongli showing up regularly just to watch the chaos for his own amusement and occasionally making things worse or just way harder than they have to be.

The job pays very well but it honestly might be taking years off his life due to this bullshittery

[lycheesodas]

adepti training part 2! 🦌🐑 <part 1>

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[ccandyless]

mountain shaper and his love for mint !! had to doodle this while working on comms

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[osmanthusbard]

I don't know why I fell for the fandom propaganda that Guizhong "civilized" Zhongli. (It's something I see in a decent amount of fics. And uhh... Mostly on Tiktok...) When the proof was right in front of me all along??

Wouldn't it make more sense that the one titled the "Prime of Adepti" preceded all the adepti that follow?

Just saying this because in the Temple of Space World Quest, a guy says that he came from the Shanhui Fort (a civilization which Morax presided over) before the Guili Assembly was founded.

[k-chips]

Just wanted to try and see how Neuvillette and Xianyun would look with glowing tattoos/symbols on their bodies just like other immortal characters in Genshin

I wanted to add Miko as well but I’m not sure about the tattoos… I was thinking about some sort of sakura blossom made by nine tails but I don’t know how to structure that

[e04kj0125]

Women's Day, SAGAU

This is a short unedited drabble i am sorry for the spelling and gramatical mistakes that will occur. As of for now there is no TW.

There were new rumors bustling about. It travelled from the merchants going through the borders of the nations, to the workers, and to even the office-bound scholars. It was quite an odd phenomenon that one rumor could hold the attention of so many and such a diverse group of people, but it was to be expected when the subject was related to none other than their grace, their beloved creator. Indeed, the scholars of the akademiya were scouring or writing down notes of this new holiday you had deemed important, trying to see if it was passed down somewhere.

Women's day.

Such a simple yet odd holiday, their grace had decided to celebrate. Some scholars wondered what was so special about this date and in this day, was it the stars aligning just right or some other phenomenon? The fact that only women were celebrated was easy enough to rule out, why, who else would be closest to you, their creator, other than women who can create life?

The clergy meanwhile set their own preparation, wondering if their prayers and offerings were enough for this auspicious day.

Meanwhile, a few acolytes had a surprise waiting in store for them.

Meanwhile in Snezhnaya.

Childe pouted from his seat, glaring at his fellow harbringer in disdain. Said harbringer gave him no mind, sipping her tea in peace, her poise relaxed and elegant. Indeed, the woman had no care, why would she care about him when their grace granted her such a wonderful gift, Childe sulkily thought while seeing the letter that appeared out of thin air in their meeting. It was quite a shock, but before any panic could set, Arlecchino had already opened the letter and to everyone's surprise chuckled.

When she was asked about the contents of the letter, she gave one simple answer.

Their grace.

It was all it took for the mood in the room to shift from one tense to clear envy and jealousy. When Arlecchino was asked what the letter contained, she replied with a smile and a simple one sentence.

"their grace wished me well."

Childe continued to sulk and changed his gaze to another occupant in the room that also received a gift. The girl was one of Arlecchino's and she did a very good job remaining stoic in the presence of so many high-ranking harbingers. He could see why their grace had chosen her an acolyte. The girl, Lynette, other than the excited swaying of her tail and tightly holding her letter, showed no emotions on her face, while her twin stood over her shoulders reading it as well.

If it was Childe he would be grinning from ear to ear, hmpf.

Maybe if he were a woman, would he become an acolyte as well? Now that he thought about it, you had a lot of women as acolytes, perhaps you preferred women?

Meanwhile in Mondstadt.

Jean read the letter that appeared on her office with a small smile, it was one of the rare non-work related letters she had gotten after taking over the role of acting grand master, and the encouraging yet kind words of their grace were quite comforting.

Her office was filled with laughter as other women of Monstadt came to share their letters, Amber was leaning over Noelle as they read through hers. The girl's face was slightly pink, abashed yet happy, while Monstadt astrologian was going through the content of her, Amber's, and Lisa's letters muttering about numbers and patterns.

Said librarian was sipping wolfhook juice, no doubt from her student as she looked over Mona in amusement.

It seemed today she could relax a bit, their grace had said it was okay after all.

Meanwhile in Liyue.

Liyue had its own customs and traditions kept over centuries, there was much beraucracy and paperwork to go through when it was time to celebrate such holidays, and it was even rarer for them to add a new national holiday, even rarer for them to add one in just a mere few days.

Yet that was such power their grace held.

Keqing huffed but said nothing further, their beloved creator had personally encouraged her and told her to rest, who was she to refuse?

Ganyu smiled softly, reading her letter before taking the day off, deciding to nap after snacking on fresh flowers in the mountains near Cloud Retainer's abode.

Said woman was proudly showing off her letters to the other adepti who looked at her enviously. Zhongli hummed quietly and congratulated her on the wonderful gift, yet his lips were tightly pressed together, one could say he was also jealous as well.

[iwant-fuitgummi]

Happy Lantern Rite!!

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