#adhd time

[executive-dysfunctioned]

ADHD is knowing exactly where you put something until the moment you need it, then it's in another dimension

[wheremyscalesslither]

ADHD strikes again.

Today, a guest asked what filter cartridge they need for their filter, and I asked what filter and they had. They didn’t know, and said it came with their glofish tank kit. And I was like, ok let’s go look at the box.

Boom, box says “PF10 filtration” because that’s all my brain saw on the box. And I was like “ok I know we have PF10 filter cartridges. I hope they all fit the different brands? IDFK. And directed the guest to them.

It didn’t register that Tetra was a brand. It also didn’t register that right below that box, it told me exactly what I needed to get.

🤷 why am I like this

[misssclumsy]

[theghostintheskeletonkey]

In today's episode of ADHD:

Washing machines must measure time in ADHD minutes.

[yourlocaladhder]

Time spans for ADHDers

A day

For NTs: A period of 24 hrs.

For ADHDers: Something that may or not have happened 5mins ago.

A week

For NTs: 7 days beginning from Sun(or Mon) and ending on Sat(or Sun)

For ADHDers: A short span of any few days.

A month

For NTs: A period of 30/31 pre-fixed days.

For ADHDers: Anything that feels like it happened a long time ago.

A year

For NTs: A period of 365 days.

For ADHDers: Whatever happened in our previous reincarnation.

[ruigoose]

New ADHD meds just came in let’s hope they help!

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

“Do your chores!”

Me: “ok..!” *adhd brain possession midway thru washing a bowl* *5 hours later* “how did I get up here”

[6catsandanerdo]

Me finishes preparing for work in the morning (it's 6:10 AM)

Me goes to bring my water bottle and my phone before leaving (it's 6:30 AM and I'm late)