♡ a/n — been MIA for so long i wanted to write something small ans cute :)
♡ word count — 1k
♡ content — yukimiya kenyu x gn! reader, sae itoshi x gn! reader, alexis ness x gn! reader, rin itoshi x gn! reader, all characters are 18+, just cutieness , engagement (yukimiya), childhood lovers (sae), nickname 'love' used (ness),
♡ synopsis — some bllk boys (yukimiya, sae, ness, rin) and what their phone lock screen is :)
⊹。° yukimiya kenyu
out of all the boys, yukimiya kenyu is the one most likely to have the cutest picture of the two of you as his background.
everyone gets sick of him bragging about your relationship, just how perfect you are, how sickly sweet you are to him.
yukimiya changes his lock screen every week, and of course he has to show them off to his team.
most of the time, it's a picture of you two holding hands- or you two in matching outfits that yuki had chosen himself.
everyone on his team had gotten tired of him showing off his perfect life and amazing relationship.
while, if you held down long enough, yukimiya's options for a lock screen weren't limited.
one was of you sitting across from him at dinner- a win glass in front of you as you gave him a smile. 'because you look like a dream in this' he'd told you when you asked why that one was his new lock screen of the week.
another of you asleep on his shoulder, a clear patch of drool showing in the picture. 'i wanna wake up to this every morning' he'd justified.
and this weeks lock screen, hm? well, it's his personal favorite.
a photo of you jumping on yukimiya while the two of you are dressed in another set of matching outfits. to anyone else, this may just look like his average screen saver.
but to him, and anyone who looks hard enough, the shiny new ring on your left hand ring finger is a clear sign; yukimiya finally asked you to marry him.
this one wouldn't be changed for a while.
not until he saw you in your wedding outfit.
⊹。° sae itoshi
everyone of his nosey fans always wonders...what is sae itoshi's lock screen? flashes of it had been shown at press interviews, but no one could figure out what it was.
for a week on social media, fangirls (and guys) were stopping interviews for the tiniest glimpse at his phone. eventually, after coming to the assumption that he was a bland man who simply left it on the default lock screen, the internet calmed down.
and was sae a calm man who usually didn't change things that were fine as is? yes.
but what no one knew, what no one would ever find out, is that sae itoshi had a secret life- one secret from the press and internet- only for him to have and hold.
you.
you had been his girlfriend since he was 14, yet he refused to let the world and its nosiness ruin a perfect thing.
he was careless during the singular press interview, his phone in view- he was just lucky that the quality wasn't the best because then everyone in the world would know; sae itoshi was utterly whipped.
his lock screen, you ask? it's the only one he has set- and he'll never change it.
it's a simple picture of you on the balcony of your shared home, the sunset illuminating you perfectly as you looked over your shoulder at him with the most stunning smile on your face.
sae itoshi wouldn't let the world ruin that smile.
ever.
⊹。° alexis ness
for the first year you were dating ness, his lock screen was a picture of him and kaiser in their uniforms- their last names stretched across their backs.
was this insane to you? yes. but you knew how much kaiser had changed ness' passion and love for soccer, and that's all you could be grateful for.
so when you grabbed ness' phone one morning to change the playlist while the two of you made breakfast and saw that he changed the background? you almost cried.
was it silly to be so emotional over? sure. but you knew how much kaiser meant to ness- he possibly loved him more than you (joking) (no i'm not)
the picture was so cute and innocent- the lock screen now a picture of you in a magicians get-up with cards in your hand.
you'd done it for ness' birthday, for his love of magic- you'd learned to do a few card tricks and he laughed at you as you tried ( and failed ) to shuffle- the cards flying everywhere.
when he realized the music hadn't changed , ness looked back at you - his pink apron wrapped around him, "everything okay, love?"
yeah.
everything was perfect.
⊹。° rin itoshi
refused to change his lock screen when you started dating.
he was perfectly fine with the default one, why should be have to change his phone set-up just to prove his love?
in his mind, that was silly.
he loved you more than (almost) anything, except soccer.
let's be serious soccer was a very close second when it came to you, but rin would never admit that- his dream of becoming the best striker and his ego too high to say that.
he didn't understand why people needed their significant other on their lock screen. they'd see them everyday, was one picture really that important?
he thought that until he walked into your shared bedroom one day after a long day and a hard fought win against Manshine City.
all he wanted to do was take a shower, eat dinner, and lay down with you.
then he saw you, curled up on the bed wearing his jersey.
he told you not to wait up for him. you couldn't attend the game in person due to work, but he didn't mind. you were with him always.
but seeing you, fast asleep with his last name on your back- he finally understood.
he could look at this scene for hours.
he grabbed his phone out of his pocket and quickly snapped a picture before he slipped into bed next to you.
he suddenly didn't need a shower and he wasn't hungry.
he just wanted to be near you.
when you woke up the next morning while rin was on his morning run, you grabbed his phone to check the time
your sleeping face met your gaze, and a smile that probably looked so goofy spread across your face.
rin had never seen the point of changing his lock screen
until he saw you with his name on your figure.
suddenly he wanted to give you that last name for the two of you to share.
⭑ TAGS/WARNINGS: x reader (romantic), smau, crack, swear words, sex/suicide jokes, relationship up to interpretation, cringe, reader is a little harsh, ooc
⭑ WORD COUNT: x
notes at the end
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𖦹°‧ ALEXIS NESS
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𖦹°‧ EITA OTOYA
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𖦹°‧ TABITO KARASU
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𖦹°‧ VIVIAN HUGO
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𖦹°‧ BUNNY IGLESIAS
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⭑ DIVIDERS: by @/huraxy-dividers
⭑ JUNII’S NOTES: i’m gonna spam some bllk smaus for a while, at least till my writing block goes away, then i will finally post longer formats, pls bear with me 😞
who in haikyuu and blue lock secretly prefers big girls very more and those who aren't secretive about it
❝ 𝐁𝚰𝐆 𝐆𝚰𝐑𝐋𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐀𝐍 ❞
FEATURING. HAIKYUU AND BLUE LOCK MEN
CONTENT WARNINGS. implied smut + fatphobic themes
NOTES. don't take this list seriously. this is just my opinion and preferences. you can decide where they are much suited.
SYNOPSIS. the whose low-key and those who are shamelessly proud.
# 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 (most to least)
BOKUTO KOUTARO
— no surprise here. bokuto canonically like plump girls and isn't afraid to show his appreciation towards girls who have extra on themselves. will pickup you in the daily basis and parades and show you off in his games and proudly tells everyone that you are his.
ISSEI MATSUKAWA
— what's there to hide? if you like someone tell them no need to bullshit yourself that you cannot like fat girls and issei is one of them. what's the shame. forbid this man if it applies cause he's a menace to soft girls. the one who squeals when gets pick up and the mean one-liners he says to you to get you giggling and who knows at the end of the night, you'll be screaming his name while you ride his cock. a smug grin on his face.
MIYA ATSUMU
— a big sucker for big girls. didn't know it until he meets you and it fills his life like a missing puzzle. realizing that all he needs is a big girl in his life. we don't want to continue this conversation. he's going to yap all day and all night and will fight anyone who disagrees with him. beware you're going to lose. this one won't stop until proven right.
NISHINOYA YU
— worships the ground you walk on. see how he is with kiyoko? wait until he's with a big girl. smitten. s-m-i-t-t-e-n. our boy here is awestruck after realizing how good big girls are even you're thrice bigger than him. what's the matter with it. man isn't afraid to show you off. a short king to his big queen.
KUROO TETSUROU
— a loser. man will write a thesis to give the result's how you will change after being with a fat girl. gives you the key points on what to expect and what will you receive from them. have a dopey grin on his face while he talks about you and isn't afraid to flaunt you.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI
— not so secret. it doesn't like he's hiding it. casually brings you up to one of his interviews that he gets talkative from it that he doesn't realize it. man is so whipped and wakatoshi isn't the one to hide his appreciation bit isn't blatant with it. will tell you how he likes you and tells how gorgeous you are when he sees someone that is a big girl.
special mentions: DAICHI, SUGAWARA, TANAKA, MAKKI, OIKAWA, HOSHIUMI, LEV, HINATA.
KAGEYAMA TOBIO
— don't tell anyone. he will die. he just can't take it how infatuated he is with big girls. everything about them is soft, soft, soft. it's too much that he can't breath when someone's close and it's so obvious that it isn't a secret anymore.
KEI TSUKISHIMA
— why would he tell everyone about it. he likes the peaceful and quiet. behind closed doors is where he'll show his true colors. a nasty fucker who loves and gets off to see you cumming with his fingers. thick thighs jiggling and your round stomach bouncing from how good he's fucking you.
TENDOU SATORI
— prefers to admire girls with soft curves. there's no harm in it and watching them in their own safe space and be themselves is what he likes. there's nothing wrong admiring them.
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
— is casually cool with it that you didn't notice it that you wouldn't know he have a preference for big girls cause he go the extra mile for them. casually flaunts how he can lift weights that's heavier than you and you will be light as a feather and can fold you in different ways that you will end up giving your number to him.
AKAASHI KEIJI
— he just keeps to himself while coughing it up to cover-up. the new hire is really cute. be cool about it and ask her about coffee sometimes. she's just so cute with her chubby cheeks when smiling or pouting. anything's good with her. doesn't realizing that he draws you in a new manga that he was supposedly to be editing.
— baby loves them soft and big. plush with the right curves that would make him swoon and he chases them. something different you know, how to put it — exciting. it's literally chasing the joy what big girls bring him. everything about them is what him happy.
BAROU SHOUEI
— man provides and is on the provider mindset. what's the shame to like big girls who eats a lot and it's not like he swerves on what society ideal girls is but he just drifts on them. don't be surprised if he's asking for your hand one day.
MIKAGE REO
— once this boy decides on a preference he's not stopping or let alone find another thing that will interest him and since he discovered the existence of ✨fat girls✨ it hasn't been the same for him. he charms and woos them and of course spoils them. no one will dare to ask reo about why cause there's nothing to wonder about.
OLIVER AIKU
— this man is a womanizer. whoever have the pussy he's going and what's better with a pussy that is plump and soft belonging to a fat girl. he's converted. is similar to a dog who salivates after seeing a bone and oliver's shooting his shot at you the moment he laid eyes on you.
RYUSEI SHIDOU
— freak. can someone match this man's freak? turns out there is someone and how satiated he is to find someone. a fat girl to calm this man's need or worsens it. a big menace to bigger girls. wanting to get crushed by their weight and just feel them all over.
special mentions: KARASU, GAGAMARU, KIRA, OTOYA, SNUFFY, JULIEN
NAGI SEISHIRO
— he don't like it but trust me he like big girls. whose homely and bodies warms him and it was straight up heaven for this lazy boy. cuddles and cuddles and cuddles. this boy wants all the comfort and having a soft girlfriend, he's complete.
ITOSHI SAE
— man is built like he'd gone from war. he needs someone to remind him of home and that comes in the form of a soft fat girl that offers him all goodness what life has to offer. he sees them as someone who isn't too the usual girl who comes to flirt and get what they want from him. you're just you and it's enough for a man to rest easy for the rest of his days.
ITOSHI RIN
— he don't need to tell it. always been attracted to girls who are plush. nice and round. an extra on them. gets all starry-eyed when he sees one and his mind drifts into somewhere faraway where he and you only exists.
IKKO NIKKI
— mysterious as he can go. see that closet of his? don't open it. opening it is like pandora's box but it's the good one. filled with goodness of fuller figures in different magazines and manga. sweet girls with fat bodies being folded in any ways. you might also want to stay from his history. it's full of hentai with fat girls as protagonists.
ALEXIS NESS
— he got shamed for a lot of things. in turn baby boy learned to keep things secret and that includes his types on girls. big girls who carries themselves with such confidence that his heart is bursting from love he felt for them. to his eyes they are such beautiful creatures similar to his magic and it's enough for him to stare and maybe get lucky.
special mentions: ISAGI, HIORI, KAISER, JINPACHI, NOEL, SNUFFY
WAAAA okok first time requesting, could we get some Ness x reader headcanons and it's basically Ness having a crush on reader, how would he find out, how would he pine, would he confess etc etc, feel free to take as much time as you need!!!!
⸝⸝ #┆ 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⎯ 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒
summary: As Bastard München’s manager, you’ve always kept your distance — but Alexis Ness finds himself drawn to your quiet precision. What starts as respect turns into something he can’t quite explain. These headcanons follow the slow, quiet unraveling of his feelings, from realization to confession.
anon: he was sooo hard to write wahh, I hope I still did well !
˗ˏˋ ꩜ How he Starts Getting a Crush on You ˚。 ꒱
꩜ At first, you’re a functional part of the team — the manager. Neat, efficient, no-nonsense. You handle schedules, med kits, and logistics with military precision. Ness notices — of course he does.
You’re the only other person besides him who seems to understand how important control is.
꩜ He appreciates order. He appreciates competency. And you? You’re both. He watches how you anticipate what the players need before they even ask, how you adjust to Kaiser’s ridiculous whims without blinking. You remind him of a well-oiled machine — just like he strives to be on the field.
꩜ The moment it clicks is when he sees you handle Kaiser like you’re not afraid of him. Not impressed, not submissive — just professional. Cool. Unbothered.
Ness blinks, watching the interaction from the sideline, and thinks,
“How the hell did they pull that off?”
Followed by,
“…Wait. Why do I care?”
꩜ After that, he’s suddenly… aware of you. The way your brows knit when you’re focused. The way you always roll your sleeves up the same way. The little smile you gave him after he nailed a particularly complex pass drill — polite, fleeting, and somehow more memorable than anything Kaiser’s ever said.
꩜ He starts finishing drills faster. Volunteering to carry equipment. Checking in with you about things he already knows the answer to. Why? He doesn’t really understand yet. He just wants to stay close.
˗ˏˋ ꩜ How Ness Realizes He Has a Crush ˚。 ꒱
꩜ The team teases him once — light, passing. “Damn, Ness, you’ve been hovering around the manager more than you do Kaiser.”
He responds flatly, “I just value competence.”
But the words taste hollow. He doesn’t even believe himself.
꩜ He tells himself it’s strategic. You make his job easier. You’re efficient, and efficiency is attractive — no, not attractive, appealing — wait, no—
Yeah, he’s spiraling. Quietly.
꩜ It becomes harder to ignore when you say his name — just casually, like you always do — and his heartbeat actually skips. He’s too controlled to flinch outwardly, but inside? There’s chaos, and he hates it.
Why do I feel like this? I don’t have time for this.
꩜ Then one night, after practice, you’re still in the storage room tallying inventory, and he ends up staying behind. Not because he has to. Not because Kaiser’s around. Just because you’re there.
You thank him softly when he helps — and he doesn’t say anything at first. Just stands there, uncharacteristically still, like his brain has shut down.
That smile… it’s not for Kaiser. It’s for me.
꩜ It’s not logic. It’s not efficiency. It’s you. And that’s when he knows:
He’s gone.
˗ˏˋ ꩜ How Ness Pines for You ˚。 ꒱
꩜ Ness isn’t dramatic about it — he internalizes everything. That doesn’t mean he’s subtle, though. He’s always finding his way into your orbit, even if he acts like it’s unintentional.
꩜ He starts adjusting his schedule to yours. If he knows you like setting up early? He’ll be there fifteen minutes before you. If you like order? The locker room has never been neater.
He’d never admit it, but he starts aligning himself with your rhythm, like you’re the playmaker and he’s anticipating your next move.
꩜ He watches over you from the sidelines, eyes tracking your every motion when you’re not looking. You’d think he’s reading a game — calculating. Focused. But it’s just you.
꩜ He gets jealous — especially when Kaiser gets too close. But Ness would never start a scene. Instead, his jaw tightens, and he quietly inserts himself into the conversation under the guise of needing something… “manager-related.”
꩜ Sometimes, you catch him staring. Not in a dazed or flustered way — in that sharp, Ness way. Like he’s studying you. You don’t know what he’s thinking, but it’s intense, almost too much.
꩜ He replays every interaction on a loop — your compliments, your offhand comments, your laugh. But he never lets it show. Not yet.
˗ˏˋ ꩜ How Ness Confesses ˚。 ꒱
꩜ He doesn’t blurt it out. He’s not that kind of person. If he’s going to confess, it’s because he’s run the mental calculations, weighed the risk, and decided it’s worth it.
꩜ He asks you to meet him after practice — nothing dramatic, just a quiet moment near the edge of the field, where the lights hum overhead and the rest of the world feels far away.
꩜ He stands with his back straight, posture composed — but his hands are clasped too tightly behind his back. His voice is even, careful. “I’ve been thinking. About you.”
꩜ At first, it almost sounds like feedback — like he’s about to offer some analysis. But then:
“I think I like you. More than I meant to. And not just because you’re good at your job.”
꩜ His eyes flick to yours — a rare moment of vulnerability. There’s a faint crease between his brows, like he’s bracing for disappointment, but he doesn’t pull away.
꩜ He doesn’t ask for an answer immediately. He just stands there, steady and open. “You don’t have to say anything. I just… thought you should know.”
꩜ If you accept his feelings? and of course you do. His smile is soft. Gentle. Unlike any expression you’ve seen from him before — because for once, it’s not calculated. It’s just real.
🍮꒱﹒a/n﹒one of my best works! Im really proud of this one. Lmk if you want a second part >< contains smau in kenyu and bachira parts and contains soft launches in them all
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୨୧ ㆍ yukimiya kenyu
Today was one of Yukimiya's rare days off. He had just finished modeling for a big hit magazine, and his manager insisted that he take a day off to reward his hard work.
and how would he spend it? With his lover, of course! Lately, you both have been struggling to make time for each other, each busy with work or school. But today was conveniently a beautiful sunny day where everything just felt right—the breeze was gentle and the air fragrant with spring flowers. Yukimiya decided that this was the perfect moment for a sweet date.
At three thirty he knocked on your door with a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a heart-shaped box of chocolates. You were surprised, and Yukimiya could barely see your face, not because of his blindness, but because of how big the bouquet was.
"You didn't have to..! ," you said with joy, unable to contain your excitement and gratitude. "I missed you," he replied softly, placing his gifts on the table and embracing you tightly, as if trying to merge your bodies.
You helped him take off his jacket and handed him a cup of water, engaging in casual conversation to relax after the ride.
"speaking of TikTok, I saw this cute little trend. Look!" You exclaimed, showing him a video of two couples painting each other's t-shirts and a blank dinosaur clay figure.
"I think we should definitely do that. I have spare t-shirts, and instead of clay figures, we can order tote bags. Are you in?" You looked at him with anticipation.
"Yeah sure why not? Should we make matching ones?" "Oh good idea! Ill get the fabric paint hold on-"
after digging for a good 30 minutes in house you finally got what you needed on your living room's table. You laid out your plain canvas bags and soft, white t-shirts like a blank canvas ready to receive your wildest ideas. As you started painting, yukimiya leaned over, his shoulder brushing against yours. “What do you think we should make first?” he asked, his voice playful, and your heart did that little flip it always did around him. You suggested matching sanrio designs— you chose Kiki and LaLa . “Perfect-!” he replied, already splattering some paint onto his shirt in excitement, totally unbothered by the mess you were about to create. You recommended using a starting sketch, so you pulled out your phones getting a clear picture of your character.
Time flew by as you discussed everything varrying from your favorite sanrio products to your dream travel destinations, each topic punctuated by bursts of laughter and playful shoving and thus losing sense of time and making way too many 'masterpieces' . You both decided that every little imperfection you painted was just part of the charm.
As the sun began to set, painting the sky with soft hues of pink and orange, you stepped back to admire your creations. They weren’t just tote bags and t-shirts; they were memories smeared with laughter and love. You felt so grateful to have Yuki by your side—someone to share these memories with and made everyone one of them memorable.
“Okay, you know what we should do next? we should to model them!” you declared, striking a silly pose, and it was impossible not to giggle at how silly you looked. You put your new creations on, proudly showcasing your masterpieces, and snapped a few selfies, capturing the essence of the day.
kenyuki our beautiful mess <3 @.ynthediva
bachicha BRO ACTUALLY PULLS?????➜kenyuki Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full nlown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone fsierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone headass tf up
➜ynthediva CLOCKED.
➜ryu__shid GAGGED.
slursagi yall look lowk cute 😕
➜ynthediva thanks 😙
➜ynthediva WHAT IS THAT USERNAME
➜slursagi STOP IT WAS A DARE
➜ynthediva by who 😭
➜slursagi that bitchless kurona.
karasuhq one slip up is all i need..
➜kenyuki blocked.
➜hiyo_yo bro is like a dragon guarding his treasure 😭 pipe down
➜ninin._ninja talking like you pull any 💀😰
➜hiyo_yo you failed 5th grade.
➜ninin._ninja im sorry sir
୨୧ ㆍ bachira meguru
The sun was just beginning to dip behind the buildings as you stood outside the cinema, glancing at your watch, waiting for someone to show up. The flickering neon lights of the theater were a perfect backdrop for one of your favorite dates with your boyfriend bachira. Your heart raced with excitement as you wished for him to speed up just a little bit.
Just as you were about to check your phone, you heard his signature laugh—bright and infectious. Turning around, there he was, a ball of energy with his messy bee coloured hair and those big brown eyes that youve grown to love.
He zoomed toward you like he’d just spotted a prize in a carnival game, and before you knew it, he had looped an arm around your shoulders squeezing you in a hug.
“Hey! Ready for the movie?” he beamed, his enthusiasm almost tangible.
“Absolutely!” you replied, bouncing slightly on your toes trying to match his seemingly endless energy, seriously where does he get it from?
You approached the entrance, the lively crowd enhancing the thrill of the moment. Chatter filled the waiting room and after grabbing your tickets—he insisted on paying because the date was his idea—you headed to the concession stand.
“Okay, we need the largest popcorn they have. And candy! Which one should we get?” he declared as you stood before the colorful assortment of sweets.
“Hmm, gummy bears?” you suggested, but he shot you a look like you'd just suggested swimming in jelly.
“No way, we need chocolate! It’s a movie must-have!” He patted his chest as if making a proclamation.
You chuckled, and after a quick playful banter about whos the better movie must-have you settled on a massive bucket of honey popcorn and a couple of chocolate bars, and he practically wore a victorious grin as you made your way into the screening room.
Once inside, you found your seats—perfectly positioned in the middle of the theater. The dim lights illuminated the previews casting shadows across the room. Bachira flopped down beside you, as you couldn’t help but snicker watching his exaggerated excitement for the snacks, He lunged for the popcorn, shoving a handful into his mouth, claiming he couldnt wait to devour them, and thats probably going to make the both of you watch the rest of the movie without snacks. Fun.
“mhmff! 'his ish tha befsh parsh of tha 'ovie!" he laughed with his mouth full and a buttery grin "wanth sum?" He offered you a handful of perfectly honeyed popcorn and you could resist the urge to say yes.
You settled in as the previews began to roll, the buzz of the theater fading into the background. He leaned close, whispering comments about the upcoming films, and you found yourself leaning into him, soaking up every moment of this somewhat messy date.
As the lights dimmed fully and the film began, you felt utterly content and couldnt ask for more. I mean your silly boyfriend AND a movie date?, surely you have the capability to muffle some giggles throughout the movie, right?
bachichan me and my skibidi rizzler yall vould NEVER 🤑🤑
leo._.reo how did bachira pull before me 😭 unbelievable
➜kingbarou the real question is how did he find someone that matched his freak
bachichan yall just jealous 🤑🤑
➜redprincessa @ynthediva please reconsider and thank you 😊
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➜ku_.niga_.mi im gonna gorge your eyes out.
➜bachichan @redprincessa come get yo dog bih 😭😭
ynthediva the date was so fun 😊 exited for more!
➜bachichan glad to heart dat :DD hihuihihh
➜slurisagi why r u down bad bro
➜redprincessa that brotha gooone
➜aikou20 yoo my number xxx-xxx-xxx if u ever get tired from that schizo <33
➜ynthediva arent you like 30
➜aikou20 WHAT.
➜bachichan CLOCKEDDDD
୨୧ ㆍ alexis ness
The sun streamed through the kitchen window, casting playful shadows across the flour-dusted countertop. You stood there, and besides you ness, apron tied snugly around your waists.
He carefully put the ingredients needed on the countertop and fetched the necessary kitchen tools . "Alright, we have everything ready, we can start now sweetheart ♡” Ness’s sweet voice and dimpled smile broke through the quiet atmosphere.
at ness's announcement you pressed the play button on your phone that started a relaxing melody. You rolled up your sleeves, and together you began measuring ingredients, flour flying, and playful banters. As you poured and stirred, he leaned in closer than necessary, your shoulders brushing.
"It hasnt even been long and i already made a mess.." you said defeatedly, apron full of flour and chocolate stains.
“but youre my mess.” he replied, his gaze softening as he caught your eye. You could feel your cheeks heat up, but you just shrugged it off with a smile. "I swear youre such a tease."
Before long, the oven was preheating and the dough was chilling. “Okay, next step — the bake,” you said, wiping your hands on your apron, feeling quite smug.
He looked at you with a sad puppy-dog expression. “i hope i wont be the cause that messed up the cookies... like the last time.. "
You couldn’t help but feel pity for him, remembering the charred remnants of what was supposed to be a masterful treat. “Hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to your art,” you teased, nudging him playfully. "And i still ate them, didnt i?"
As the sweet aroma began to fill the kitchen, you felt a warmth in your chest that had nothing to do with the oven. It was the way he wanted to be the perfect boyfriend for you, the way he didnt want to dissapoint you again. it was honestly admirable.
“Just wait until they come out of the oven. They’re going to be amazing just wait till you see!” you said, stealing a quick glance at him, trying to hype him up from his wet-cat mood.
“Not as amazing as you.." he muttered quietly, but you fortunately catched it and you noticed the hint of a blush creeping up his cheeks.
“Okay, flattery will get you everywhere,” you grinned, finally pulling the oven tray that contains now fresh and delicious looking cookies. you didnt miss the chance to shove a hot one to him.
"See? They look appetizing. And i bet theyre tasty too —" You tried one, forgeting it hasnt been even 5 minutes theyre out from the oven. yeah you got burned and got a panicked ness worrying.
alexisn3ss memories with my favourite person 😊💗
anriiiii looks delicious 😮 mind if i get a taste? 🎀
➜ynthediva yess!! Of course!!!
➜alexisn3ss no go make your own 😊
charliesthebaddie NOOOO who wants to make heart shaped cookies w me 😔😔😔
➜shidoxox dw i gotchu bro
➜charliesthebaddie bro... 😢
redprincessa i smell wife material 👃
➜slurisagi from who tho
➜redprincessa alex
➜alexisn3ss call me that again and your acls r gone
➜redprincessa YOU DID NTO
➜ynthediva what do i even say to this 😭 ate or be nice 💔
➜redprincessa so now ur doubting wether to back me up or not 😒 i thought we had sum smh
➜ynthediva NO PLS I STILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR HAIR CARE ROUTINE
-> You were one of the managers of Bastard München, you had only gotten hired not to too long ago but nobody seemed to have an issue with you, or so you could tell. There were a few guys that you never had any idea what they were thinking but that's a story for another time. A couple weeks after you had gotten hired you started becoming really close with Ness, to everybody's surprise. And as even more time progressed you two just got closer and closer until you started dating. Though being the manager of a top team was no easy task and it led to many sleepless nights. It was about the third row in a night you had either gotten no sleep, or only an hour or two. You looked exhausted by the time it was time for one of the practice matches with Manshine City, you sat down by Noel Noa and you almost passed out. The only reason you woke back up was from the whistle, signaling the kick off. It was finally the half time signaling that you were finally over with 45 minutes of this, only 45 minutes left. Ness had noticed that you were half asleep looking over at the field, and walked over.
"You okay? I didn't think we were that boring"
He laughed slightly as he crouched down to get to eye level with you.
You sleepily smiled at him as you tried to laugh.
" 's not that, jus' tired.."
"I can tell"
He ruffled your hair a little before speaking again
"After we're done I'll take you back home and you can sleep as long as you want"
You nodded and he took off jogging towards the rest of his team who was waving him over.
You really don't remember what had happened after they got off their half time. It started fine, you looking out towards the field, then suddenly it started to get darker and darker before you can't quite remember who won or what happened. The next thing you remember is waking up and Ness sitting next to you in your bed, looking at his phone.
He slightly chucked as you started waking up and stretching your arms up, trying to remember what had happened.
"Have a nice nap?"
Then you remember, after the whistle had blown you started closing your eyes and before long the much needed sleep over took you and you fell asleep.
"So.. did you guys win..?"
You questioned trying to see if you could jog any other memories.
"Never got to finish, Both Noa and Prince were a little scared after you looked like you died in the chair and they paused the game to make sure you were okay"
He reached over and ruffled your hair before hugging you.
"Luckily you had just fallen asleep but were supposed to finish up tomorrow"
"Oh.. I'm sorry.."
"Nothing for you to apologize for, I should've been making sure you were getting enough sleep, but no worries, we can start now."
He put his phone down on the bedside table and laid down pulling you into his chest.
"Gute Nacht, Liebe meines Lebens.."
Fair warning!! I don’t speak German and everything was translated so if there is any issues with it please let me know!!
Translation: "Gute Nacht, Liebe meines Lebens.." -> Good Night, Love of my Life
Ness would make an effort to spend time with you as much as possible, wanting to be close to you and show his love and affection.
He would be affectionate and attentive, constantly showering you with compliments, small gifts, and acts of kindness.
Ness would become jealous and possessive if he felt like you're paying attention to someone else, or if he sensed any threat to your relationship. He would need reassurance and validation from you that you love him and are committed to the relationship.
He would be protective of you, going to great lengths to ensure your safety and well-being. If he felt like you're in danger or threatened in any way, he would become fiercely protective and would do anything to keep you safe.
Ness would be intense and passionate, wanting to please you and make you feel loved and desired. He would be willing to explore new things and try different things in order to keep the relationship exciting and fulfilling.
He would have a hard time dealing with any kind of rejection or criticism, and would become hurt and insecure if he felt like you aren't happy with him. He would need constant validation and reassurance from his lover.
Ness would be loyal to a fault, never wanting to let go of you and always wanting to be with you. He would be willing to make sacrifices and compromises in order to keep the relationship strong and healthy.
He would be fiercely protective of your feelings and emotions, never wanting to hurt you or cause you pain. He would be attentive to your needs and feelings, always making sure that they are happy and fulfilled in the relationship.
As you find yourself comfortably seated on the couch, a familiar weight suddenly dropped onto your lap. Looking down, you see Ness with his face buried in the crook of your neck, holding onto your shoulders tightly. "What's this about?" you ask with a hint of amusement in your voice.
"I just missed you so much," he murmurs, his warm breath tickling your skin.
A smile tugs at the corners of your lips as you playfully retort, "Mhm, it's not like we've been together the whole day."
But Ness doesn't seem to care about your teasing. He just clings to you even tighter, his arms wrapped around you as he nuzzles his face into your neck.