#arrowfam incorrect quote

[askthearrowfam]

The arrowfam as things said on a college campus

Part 9

Ollie: Roy didn’t say that. Your ears are drunk.

Mia: Normally, I would crawl on the table, but today, I’m trying to be classy.

Dinah: I usually just use two fingers

Dinah: Wow! That is a crazy thing to say out of context

Ollie: It’s a very gay thing to say

Roy: What did I come in here for?

Mia: for companionship?

Connor: to bother Ollie?

Roy: …that sounds fun. I’ll be back.

Mia: you can be an old white man and be based

Connor: like Roy

Roy: I’m a based old white man?

Mia: yeah

Emiko: he was ugly, annoying, and stupid

Roy: just like me, except I’m only two of those things

Connor: which two?

Roy: you know me. You should be able to find it out

Ollie: Is it a business deducible? A horse?

Ollie: I love trucks with short butts. Like what is your purpose.

Roy: I’m not a marvel fan. I’m a feminist.

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things overheard on a college campus part 6

Ollie: I sharpened a lot of things for you guys. A lot of very sharp things that I’m slightly concerned about but that’s okay

Roy: Would you rather sing or stab people

Dinah: Who says I can’t do both

*Loud clatter*

Ollie: We’re fine

Ollie: nothing goes wrong here

Emiko: when in doubt, eat the thing

Emiko: I have food allergies. I shouldn’t say that

Mia: It’s been a rough week

Connor: it’s Tuesday…

Roy: The bar was low but I brought a shovel

Ollie: Great minds think alike

Ollie: or tired minds don’t think at all. One of those two

Hal: same difference

Ollie: … and they’re water soluble

Roy: they’re also flammable

Ollie: I don’t want to know how you know that

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things overheard on a college campus part 8

Emiko: Four years, sixty people, and I still can’t tell most of the white boys apart

Roy: that’s fair

Ollie: You say potato, I say Finland

Roy: should I take the spell fireball?

Connor: You are on a ship!

Dinah: I’ve eaten so many teeth.

Mia: Can we just dress in suits and dresses and go to hooters?

Mia: We can bring candelabras

Connor: Why?

Roy: Don’t let your relationship with your ex stop you from being in a relationship with your ex

Mia: A sock got into my laundry and I don’t know who’s it is

Ollie: What did it look like?

Mia: I don’t remember

Ollie: Then it’s probably not mine. My socks are very memorable.

Connor: I hate white people. I’m sorry but I hate white people

Roy: That’s understandable

Tim: hopscotch is for sickly Victorian children without Wi-Fi

Mia: you look like a sickly Victorian child

Tim: it’s the sleep deprivation and the caffeine dependency

Ollie: Roy isn’t real anymore. He’s in Florida

[askthearrowfam]

Arrow fam as things overheard on a study abroad trip

Can you guess where I went?

Ollie: I’m too gay for my own good

Hal: me too

All: AYYY!

Constantine: how old are all of you?

Connor: 20

Constantine: wonderful

Constantine: I can tell you about the prostitutes

Ollie: and is anyone here an actor?

All: *raise their hands*

Ollie: well, nobody’s perfect

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things said on a college campus part 7

Emiko: For seahorses, m-preg is cannon

Cissie: Do you have any advice for me?

Ollie: take theater classes and dye your hair

Roy: Listen, gods exist to be slain

Mia: I need to throw out my labubu skin

Mia: I’ve been deskinning him…

Mia: guys, my labubu now only has one hand and no skin

Emiko: is it just me or is time, like, not real

Jason: what, you’re not going to stay awake for the hour and 45 minute discussion about corn?

Roy: oh my god

Mia: *Gasp* OMIGOD!!

Mia: Shenanigans!

Roy: The Romans walked so letterboxed could run

Connor: I think Roy’s actually smart

Roy: Yes!

Roy: … wait a minute

Connor: wait, I think we should trust the engineer

Jason: it’s clear that you’ve read your textbook

Lian: *did not read her textbook*

Roy: I just realized…

Roy: Canada exists

Dinah: They don’t have as many regulations in England

Roy: They don’t have as many Floridians in England

Emiko: RIP Roy

Ollie: He’s not dead, he’s just in Jersey

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things said on a college campus part 5

Ollie: *long exhale*

Roy: me too

Roy: He’s the gay man I’m going to marry when I’m 40 because he’s rich

Roy: you can tell him I said that

Roy: we’ve been planning our wedding

Cissie: people on tumblr will think you’re insane, crazy, or autistic

Mia: people on tumblr are all insane, crazy, and autistic

Mia: I found a butch lesbian on hinge!

Mia: never mind…

Mia: it’s just a straight man

Roy: is he willing to crossdress or is he just a mid white boy

Ollie: good morning

Thea: it’s 2 pm!

Emiko: morning?

Emiko: I’m always in a state of mourning

Felcity: that’s sign number three that my sleep schedule is fucked

Felcity: I forgot what number one was

Felcity: which is probably sign number four

Mia: Is Roy sitting here? He won’t mind if I take his seat.

~15 minutes later~

Roy: You asshole! You took my seat!

Mia: …I was wrong

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things said on a college campus pt 3

Ollie (in pouring rain): why the fuck would I have an umbrella!?

Connor: Hey! I found a lottery ticket!

Roy: Ooh! Lemme see!

Roy: …

Roy: This is a parking ticket.

Roy: Clearly you don’t gamble or drive

Ollie: I spent ten minutes watching the squirrels dig around in that trashcan from the third floor

*The fam sitting around*

Emiko: *Spinning in a desk chair*

Emiko: *Gets up and takes two steps*

Emiko: *Crashes to the ground*

Dinah: Are you proud of this team you lead, Ollie?

Emiko: My stomach hurts

Emiko: That’s the only thing keeping me from spinning again

Connor: why is there a high school textbook here?

Roy: to keep the high schoolers out

Mia: Didn’t you go to elementary school?

Roy: I just kind of spawned in college

Mia: Real

Roy: Elementary school isn’t real

Ollie: I’m on speaker phone?!

Ollie: I wouldn’t have made as many alcohol and disemboweling jokes if I knew I was on speakerphone

[askthearrowfam]

Arrowfam as things said on a college campus pt 2

Roy: He might be a murdurer, but at least he supports the lgbt community

Ollie: Axolotls are cute

Mia: You know they eat themselves, right?

Ollie: WhAt!?

Mia: Don’t look at my search history

Emiko: In the context of “aggressive negotiations”, what’s aggressive civil engineering?

Roy: it’s removing armrests from benches so people can sleep there and taking down pigeon spikes

Roy: there’s nothing better than space pirates

Jason: yes there is

Roy: wHaT?!

Jason: gay space pirates!

Roy: YEAH!

Roy: I feel like an adult should be here

Mia: We are adults

Roy: no, like an adultier adult

Roy: I am not built for normal interactions

Roy: I am built to fuck people up

Roy: I am the original weapon of mass destruction

Ollie: Do you want me too call you that from now on?

Ollie: My teacher always said that the best thing to have in a fight was a good pair of shoes

Dinah: Of course. A good steel toe to kick people in the nuts.

Ollie: *horrified* To run away

Ollie: (clearly high) Why do people say high as balls?

Ollie: Balls aren’t high. It should be high as tits

Lian: That looks disgusting

Emiko: do you want to try it

Mia: Hey, Connor, I think I’m stuck!

Connor: How did you get up there? We just got out of class two seconds ago!

Mia: I don’t know.

Mia: I just remember thinking “this tree looks climbable” and next thing I knew, I was up here.