#asmodean crystal

[geekgirles]

Awwwww, he's learned his lesson 🥰🥰

[drama-glob]

Nice to see that Blitz has gotten much better at working the Asmodean crystal. ;) The little goat getting his gauntlet for him is honestly really cute too. ^_^<3<3<3

[blitzwhore]

Hmm, this just occurred to me, but what if the reason we don't see Blitzø wearing the asmodean crystal in the Ghost Fuckers sneak peek on the trailer is because Moxxie has taken it? The Antarctica short confirmed that Moxxie (and potentially the others) can also activate it, so maybe Blitzø temporarily gave it to him, perhaps so he (and Loona?) can go on a B-plot mission?

Whatever the case, I'm curious whether they somehow removed the crystal from Blitzø's glove with magic (unlikely) or whether—and this is a much funnier option to me—Blitzø just has several pairs of the exact same gloves, which would be a very typical gag for a cartoon protagonist and I would love to see.

Also worth noting that while he's not wearing the crystal here:

He is wearing it in this other frame we also haven't seen:

We don't know which scene will come first, but this looks like it could be from either the beginning/end of Ghost Fuckers, or an entirely different episode! So I'm curious how the crystal is going to play into all this!

[rayaeternum]

Why didn't Blitzø use the Asmodean Crystal?

It's very simple, it is legal. It can be tracked. It doesn't matter where they go the authorities will be right behind them.

[terravoidd]

Oh... Oh, this is going to hurt, ain't it?

[bleucaesura]

Non-Spoiler background observations! Cuz I wanna get these out before others pick them off lol

(Well. One spoiler - but it’s at the end - so you have plenty of time to jump ship).

First Up: Milk Carton

Loo Loo Land employee ain’t missing guys. He dead. D-E-D. Dead ☠️

Squished by Blitzø and (presumably) burnt to a crisp in the fire.🔥 So he gone!

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NEXT: Movie Poster

COMING THIS SUMMER

We Said Eat The Rich

THEY AGREED

BILLIONAIRES BEWARE

An Orca Documentary

I Googled “whales flipping boats” (to provide context in case anyone doesn’t get it) and was NOT disappointed 🤣 🐋 Humpback bro looking like Western Energy shark attacking Moxxie during the Pain Games 😂

The movie poster is a fantastic little detail. I applaud the set designers.

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NEXT: Cloaca plug

Blitzø doesn’t know what it is. But I doooooo!

It’s the creeper Santuh! When Blitzø tosses the plug away you can hear it make the same surprised “OOO!” noise the Santuh does in the CHERUBS episode when he’s ‘unmasked’ 🤣

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LAST: Glove/Crystal

When Stolas joins the crystal to Blitzø’s glove (left hand btw - LIKE A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT RING 🥺🥹😭☠️) Asmodeus’s sigil flashes. That is all.

Side note: I FUCKING KNEW THATS WHERE THE CRYSTAL WOULD GO!! I should have said something lol But in my head (before I even SAW the damn crystal in Just Look My Way) my little AuDHD brain was like “where would be the most logical place for Blitzø to have it on his person 🤔” either his brooch or his glove. But the brooch means too much to him to mess with soooo GLOVE. And I was riiiiight! So I’m praising myself. *pats self on back* Good job me! 😊

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One last thing:

Anyone else getting a Darkwing Duck vibe? 🤣

Alright! That’s all I’ve got (for now) Enjoy!

[helluvahusker]

Is. Is anyone else gonna talk about how Blitzø spat on the crystal before rubbing it. Please.

[stripenstretch]

stripe in his human disguise