Every time I say “This character means so much to me,” what I actually mean is “This character walked into my brain, rearranged the furniture, and refuses to pay rent.”
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Every time I say “This character means so much to me,” what I actually mean is “This character walked into my brain, rearranged the furniture, and refuses to pay rent.”
HOW TO WRITE SMART CHARACTERS (or: how to write witty characters as a non-witty author)
Make them think before they speak
Give them time to plan off-screen
Let them notice small details others ignore
Have them ask the right questions, not just give answers
Let them predict consequences before others do
Give them expertise in one specific area
Have them connect two unrelated ideas
Let other characters seek their advice
Show them changing their strategy when something fails
Have them explain complex ideas simply
Let them win arguments by reframing the problem
Give them moments where they say very little but it matters
EXTRA TIP:
You have a secret weapon. And it's called editing! Real people must respond instantly. But writers get unlimited time to craft the perfect line. So your character doesn't need to be fast. They just need to say the smartest thing eventually.
I hope this helps!
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something I’ve been reflecting on while editing,
Have you ever returned to a draft and felt like the intention is clear, but the impact isn’t quite there?
It reads well but doesn’t fully connect.
• the idea comes through, but feels distant • the scene moves, but lacks tension • the moment passes without much weight
• How do you bridge the gap between intention and impact? • What tells you a scene needs more presence?
I finally have a writing buddy to help keep the imposter syndrome away!
The Horrifying Concept of Time
As the pat gets larger and the future gets shorter You'll realize that we're all running out of time Making resolutions to change like coocoons I got my wings just so you could cut them off Transubstantiation Eat of my body, drink of my blood
The clocks ticks are far from infinite That second hand will just keep driving Gears and perpetual motion machines keep the baton twirlers in step left left, right, left left left left, right, lift
Stop staring at the clock You'll only manage to slow everything down And I'm sick of molasses on waffles Buy some fucking syrup and I'll gladly cook again That was the deal Keep things rustic and ugly
Each step we take is one step closer to the grave And that's why those who can't walk may live forever Wired and on fire Roll me down that hill I can't run up it
I'm out of shape this time
It’s the weirdest feeling; becoming your own person.