#bdoubleo100 x reader

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HIYYYAAAA DUSK IT'S CLOUDY HERE!!!! I've missed ya! I hope you're doing alright and remember, you don't need to be constantly writing oneshots so that you can post them! Take as much time as you need <3

Anyways! Could I request some Valentines HCs with some of the Hermits? Maybe Ren, Xisuma and Grian again? Or just any Hermits you want and can do! :D

I do apologize for asking for so many Hermits last time- you are allowed to do as many Hermits as you want <3

Much love and always take care of yourself! <3 -☁️ anon

Hiii cloudy!! And hello to everyone else aswell!! I'm actually back this time I swear- I do apologize for not following the uploading schedule I promised, I just didn't feel motivated enough to write anything but now I do!

So have some Valentines HCs! <3

Valentines with the Hermits HCs

𝓜𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓼 (𝓢𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭) 𝔁 𝓖𝓝!𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

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This oneshot contains: A bunch of corny stuff, fluff, kissing, slight suggestiveness (?), cuddling, fluff and overall just some wholesomeness <3

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GoodTimesWithScar

- With Scar, he either tends to forget about Valentines or he does remember Valentines

- This year, he remembered. By the time you were awake, you bet he made you your favorite breakfast. He had woken up a few hours before you did just to do that for you for Valentines, not that he doesn't sometimes do that on regular days aswell

- Scar's the type of guy to prefer more simple stuff, he wouldn't go all out on Valentines but he would still do his best to make it special.

- He'd get you your favorite chocolates and just a simple Valentines card he made for you, the card had a very sweet paragraph that explained how much Scar loved you

- If you wanted to go out on a date, Scar would surprise you with a simple yet cute picnic date on a spot he figured you liked. He had also picked up some flowers to give to you, the flowers just so happened to be your favorites aswell!

- If you wanted to just stay at home, Scar wouldn't mind at all. He'd still get you flowers though, he couldn't just not get you anything for Valentines. For the rest of the day, you two just mostly spent time together in bed cuddling.

Docm77

- When I say this man will spoil you, he will go ALL out.

- You would wake up to a whole feast of all the different foods you like, it was practically enough to be considered as three meals.

- He'd definitely also have made a whole build just for you, most likely a huge build of a teddy bear that held a heart that had the words: "I love you!"

- You think that's all Doc got you? Oh hell no. He got you a whole bouquet of flowers, your favorite chocolates, a small version of the teddy bear he made but it's actually a stuffed teddy bear and much more.

- This man takes Valentines as an excuse to spoil you even more than he usually does, but he still makes sure tone it down a bit if you tell him it's too much already

- If you were fine with going out on a date outside, you bet Doc would bring you to a place you've always wanted to go to or would you bring you to a fancy restaurant

- If you just wanted to stay at home, Doc would try to persuade you first but would soon give up as he respected your decision. That didn't mean though that he wasn't going to still try his best to spoil you, but at the end of the day you both just cuddled together in bed after a long day of Doc spoiling you <3

Rendog

- Ren would be a mix of both Scar and Doc honestly, he'd try his best to make Valentines both extravagant while still trying to make it simple enough to your liking

- Just like Scar, Ren would wake up earlier to make you your favorite food for breakfast. He'd try to make a cute little design with the food, but would fail a bit but it's not like you minded.

- Like Doc, Ren would also spoil you with gifts such as, your favorite flowers, favorite chocolates, a stuffed animal that just so happened to be your favorite animal and a lot more things

- Ren wouldn't mind at all whether or not you wanted to go out or just stay at home, he respects your decisions.

- If you wanted to go out, Ren would be all for it. He'd take you out on a nice dinner date at a place where it just has the most wonderful view. And of course, the food was but your favorite.

- If you wanted to just stay at home, Ren would be fine with that too! He'd happily bring you to you two's shared bed and cuddle you the whole time, he would also definitely be all up for just a simple conversation. He loves you and will always respect what you want <3

Bdubs

- This man will not let you get out of bed, like at ALL.

- As soon as you woke up and tried to stand up, Bdubs was there to stop you by pouncing onto you with his full body. You may or may not have hit your head as this happened, which Bdubs apologized profusely for and made it up with kisses

- After that happened, he still would not let you get up. He was not going to budge, not even if you give him puppy eyes or try to persuade him with.. Ways...

- You wanna eat? Bdubs will bring a bed tray with your favorite food, it also had some of your favorite flowers in a vase as it was one of Bdubs' gifts for you today.

- You wanna go out? Too bad, Bdubs will stay laying ontop of you so that you can't move. You don't exactly have a choice since Bdubs was ontop of you, so you just had to give in.

- You wanna have a date? Consider a bed date that's filled with cuddling and kisses, probably some other things aswell but we'll not get on that subject yet

- Where's your gifts? Don't worry, Bdubs would hand you all the gifts he got for you for Valentines. It consisted a bunch of your favorite stuff, he even went out of his way to learn how to create an origami version of your favorite animal!

- You two ended the day with cuddling of course, it's just a necessary to do every night!

Grian

- Grian doesn't try to go too eccentric on Valentines, but you bet he's not going to stop his mischievous nature.

- You two would be doing something sweet as making Valentines cookies, which would end up getting a bunch of flour on the kitchen and on both you and Grian. Both of you would be giggling your butts off as an accidental flour spill on Grian turned into a whole flour war, it looked liked winter in the Kitchen afterwards. You both agreed to just leave it for tomorrow as you both continued on with Valentines!

- Grian probably would prefer to just stay at home, but he wouldn't mind taking you out on a cute date. Maybe a stroll around the server, holding hands and happily talking while the other listens

- Meanwhile if you didn't mind also staying at home, then you bet you both would be playing with Maui and Pearl. You two would be sitting down on the ground as both cats got equal attention from the both of you, both you and Grian definitely would end up having to chase after the cats soon enough

- If you wanted to just sit down and chat with Grian, he'd be good with that! He'd willingly listen to you talk with admiration in his eyes, he just loves you so much ahhsbshdhb

- By the end of the day, Grian would have his wings wrapped around you while you two cuddled on the couch with both Maui and Pearl on both of your guys' laps. Just a sweet wholesome moment <3

Xisuma

- While yes, Xisuma does remember about Valentines. He struggles to find enough time to spend time with you on this day of love, he would feel so bad because he couldn't spend all that much time with you. He would apologize profusely everytime he would have to get pulled into something important, you of course would re-assure him to calm him down.

- Xisuma would always be trying to make it quick so that he can spend time with you, he would also make sure to grab you some gifts when he just so happens to pass by a store that had some things you liked

- Once Xisuma finally had the chance to spend time with you, he would rush home as fast as he could. He would be at the door with him panting like crazy as he ran as fast as he could back home, he could've flown back home with his elytra but he kind of forgot about that..

- After catching his breath, he'd give you the gifts he got for you looking slightly bashful. You were surprised to say the least, but you weren't ungrateful. Xisuma was definitely getting some sweet kisses, and a lot of them.

- If you told Xisuma you wanted to go out on a date, he'd bring you out to a slightly high hill and would sit down with you to watch the sunset. After, you both would then stargaze in peace, chatting from time to time as you both started up at the sky. Xisuma would definitely start naming different stars off of you, even using some of your nicknames just to be a bit funny

- If you wanted to stay in though, Xisuma was fine with that! You both would do some sweet yet simple couple stuff like learning how to do different things, Xisuma would definitely try to teach you how to play the guitar.

- And of course, ending the day with cuddles and sweet kisses in bed. Xisuma would have his armour off so that you could actually feel the warmth from his body and just actually feel his touch from his skin, overall it was just a sweet and simple day <3

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You reached the end, congrats! :D

I'm a little late to post this but I still got it! I hope you all enjoyed it, I do want to thank rubi for helping me get this ideas so shoutout to them!

Oh and, if you're wondering what you got for the Hermits.. That's up to your imagination ;) (Go wild.)

Anyways, have a good day/night! Always take care of yourself lovelies! Get all the rest you need and don't feel pressured to do anything! Love you all! /p <3

[lunar-writes-things]

okay since bdubs is such a bold n outspoken person, i would like to request anything you can think of that would include flustered n stammering bdubs

maybe pair it with one of my favorite fic tropes, kissing practice? 👀 (entirely up to you tho :))

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Making Moss Turn Red

Pairing: Bdoubleo100 x Reader

Summary: In which your attempts to get a single kiss from your crush successfully fail

Genre: ROMANCE, FLUFF

Extra notes: My friend wrote down a line in here and I didn't wanna delete it so I integrated it into the fic-,

Content warnings (If any): ALSO I WORTE A MAKE OUT SCENE IM NOT SORRY, Bdubs gets grabby ;)

WC: 1,656

You couldn't help it. 

You would think after knowing someone for so long it would drive off any feeling for them but even now as you watched him build you couldn't help but swoon for the man. 

Bdubs was pulling himself up to the place he needed, but all you could see is how his biceps flexed and how his back muscles looked through the sweat-soaked and see-through white shirt of his. You held his moss coat in your lap as you drooled over the man with a dopey grin on your face. 

"-n! Y/n!" Bdubs called and snapped you back to reality. The man had a smug grin on his face as he began to walk towards you "Enjoy the show?" 

You flushed a sweet pink as you let out a light laugh along with your retort "Of course! Why else would I be here if not for the show?"

Ah yes...

The only unfortunate part of your relationship with Bdubs other than your hidden feelings. 

The flirting that was supposed to be fake. 

It was never fake on your side and almost always had the man feeling even bolder than always when he saw you began to flush and stammer. 

However, this flirting was new... Very recent in fact only a few days old. 

About a week ago, after realizing your feelings for the man after years of pushing it back, You wanted to come up with a plan so you could make a move. 

But nothing had come to mind...

except for flirting.

And you think that much would be obvious but when it comes to Bdubs... nothing is obvious. 

The man took all your advances and Uno reversed them to you. You tell him he looks gorgeous with the moss coat? He tells you it would look better on you with nothing else on! 

Come on! How do you respond to something like that?! 

"Y/n," He cooed out and placed a gentle hand on your thigh which made you jolt out of your thoughts "You with me now?" 

"Yeah, Sorry," You said and smiled at him "Just tired I guess. Maybe I need to follow your sleep schedule." 

Bdubs laughed at you and patted your thigh gently. 

"Maybe you should! I'd be willing to free up some space in my bed so you can join me."

He gave you a smug look and you swatted him away, you're cooling face now rising with heat once again. 

"Oh stop playing around Bubs," You laugh and hop off of the wood you were sitting on "Anyway, what were you saying?" 

"Oh!" Bdubs grinned "I wanted to show you My pride and joy! Horse Mountain!" 

He stepped aside and revealed a giant man-made mountain that had a horse head carved into it. It was mossy where the mane was and had realistic cracks spanning the entire mountain. 

"It's beautiful!" You exclaimed, eyes shining in pure joy "Oh my void! It's so gorgeous!" 

You spun and took Bdubs up in your arms as you gushed about how beautiful the man-made mountain was. 

"I'm glad you like it!" Bdubs laughed as you spun him around "Come Here! I wanna show you something." 

You let the man out of your grip and followed his lead. He took you to a fairly hidden part of the mountain and when he knew the two of you were fully hidden from anyone and everyone's sight he pressed you against the wall with a soft smile and eyes.

"You're so pretty," He cooed out and it made you blush from how sincere it sounded 

Your breath caught in your chest when you finally registered the look in his eyes. It was... genuine. His big bright eyes were filled to the brim with sincerity, adoration, and Intense with an emotion you couldn't identify. 

It made you... nervous 

"I- uh-" You couldn't focus and what was making it worse is that he just put a warm hand on your hip and its making you malfunction 

"You uh?" He repeated, a cocky smile on his face 

You gulped and shivered as his hand lifted the smallest bit and his fingers dragged along your side in feather light touches. You did your best to not melt in his touches but to no avail. 

"Thank you," You finally managed to say, a small whimper to your voice as your face burned 

"You're welcome, Y/n." Bdubs grinned, probably at his victory of getting you so flustered 

"I- Uh-“ You start but can’t seem o get the words out

“you- Uh?” Bdubs has a small smile on his face, his eyes dancing with delight as he leans in closer and closer

”I have a crush on y- someone.” You blurt out, barely stopping yourself from saying ‘you’ 

when you looked at Bdubs he looked… empty. 

“Oh? Do you now?” he asked softly slowly stepping away 

“Yes and I want to practice kissing them with you,” You said and pulled him into your body “Would that be okay?” 

Bdubs’ face turned into the color of roses and he nodded slowly, eyes shining with more hope but still held disappointment. While you felt bad for lying to him, it was the only way you could do this. 

… Was it even a lie? 

You did like someone… You liked him. Void, did you want to kiss him too… 

but still seeing how sad he looked after you said you liked someone… it crushed your heart

”Do you want to practice right now?” He asked softly

”… Please?” You whisper

”Of course,” He replies in the same hushed tone “Come, let me lead.” 

He was gentle and slow, as if he would scare you off if he moved too fast. He gently cradled your face and he moved up to lean in 

“Are you sure?” He asked you, his voice was barely audible and his breath danced on your face but his eyes were focused on your lips and your facial expression 

“I have never been more sure in my life,” You said and leaned down 

Bdubs leaned up and met you in the middle

His lips were soft, and he tasted like mint. He moved slow and steady and what felt like forever in euphoria was only a few seconds. 

“Was that okay?” He breathed out, his hands holding your cheeks were shaking and you placed your hands on top of his to calm him down 

“It was perfect.” 

“OH MY VOID!” Gem screamed in excitement and shook you by your shoulders “YOU KISSED HIM?!” 

“Ye-es Pl-ea-se St-op Sha-king- meeeee-“ your words were barely audible as Pearl and Cleo freaked out with Gem

“This calls for a celebration!” Pearl said 

“Waitwaitwait-“ You said and rushed forward after Gem let you go “You guys never let me finish what I was saying.” 

The three girls looked at you expectantly and you sighed and finished your story. 

once you finished they stared at you in disbelief 

“so wait- let me get this straight,” Cleo stated “You told him you liked… SOMEONE and didn’t specify who and asked to practice kissing with him?” 

“…Yes?” You replied shrinking back 

There was a group sigh and it made you defend yourself “hey, it was a spur of the moment thing. I almost confessed to him but I backed out last minute and now I'm stuck here. Any ideas other than coming clean?” 

“wuss-“ Pearl coughed between her word playfully “But Seriously Y/n, not your smartest move. Truthfully I think the best way is to let it play out how you have it now. Maybe something will happen because of it?” 

“I’m not sure, But the longer this goes on…” Cleo trailed off and You got her gist

The longer this goes on, the longer you could be hurting not only yourself but bdubs. 

“I’ll figure it out,” You said desperately “I promise.” 

Everyday for the next two weeks were bliss

Bdubs insisted on meeting everyday so he could ‘teach’ you and you never once protested. 

Today, however, was different. Bdubs was touchy, hand on your hips or lower back. His eyes wandered multiple times. When he couldn’t take it any more he dragged you to where you two first kissed and smashed his lips into yours. 

It took you by surprise but you never fought it. 

instead, you melted into the kiss. Your hands diverging, one going up to tangle in his hair and the other gong down to rest on his heart, feeling the beat of his body pulse faster and faster. His hands… his hands dipped below your waist and behind you… 

No

You wanted control of this situation 

You turned and pushed him against the wall, protecting his head with your hand from the rock, and kissed him harder. He had let out a gasp when you turned him and his hands backed away from your body but the passionate kiss continued. 

When you both pulled away for a breath he looked into your eyes and you couldn’t stop the words from tumbling out of your mouth. 

“I’m in love with you Bdubs. You enchant me in heart and soul and I want you to be mine. Please be mine.”  You pull him closer by the waist and cup his face “You’re the one I like and you’re the one I love. Let me be your partner please.” 

He looked shocked and blank before his face turned a deep red and he started stammering

”I- Uh- We- ye- well-“ This went on for a solid few seconds before he gathered himself and said “Yes. Please.  I have been in love with you since season 6. Please be mine Y/n.” 

“Always have been and always will be.” You promised and sealed it with a kiss

[nix-writes-mcyt]

Hello! I see that your requests are open. Could I request some Bdubs x gn!reader fluff headcanons for fall activities and/or Halloween stuff? thank youuuu

The start of a series! Please excuse the bad formatting as I'm on mobile, I'll fix it as soon as I can with PC, but that might not be until the end of the week (same for it going on the masterlist)

Autumn Headcanons

Bdubs x reader

Contains: Fluff

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Decorating for the season is done all year round with Bdubs

He makes most of the decor himself. Or he did until you came along

The two of you grow your own pumpkins, harvesting them is the biggest task of the season

He hand selects which will go home and which will be sold Although you find a way to sneak some in that you like He finds this cute

As the leaves change colour and start to fall, Bdubs makes a wreath for the front door

You help him choose the leaves

He even taught you how to preserve them so their colours wouldn't change

With this knowledge the two of you make Bdubs a new jacket since the moss one isn't great for camouflage against the reds and oranges of the leaves You might also happen to have a matching jacket

Once the wreath is up and the pumpkins decorating the property you're done... Not!

Bdubs instead hands you the lead

Foraging for berries, mushrooms and other tasty things is where you come in, you and your handy book of all the plants that are edible

You and Bdubs make for not only yourselves, but for the Hermits Harvest Festival

You make all manner of treats, sweet and savoury

Bdubs is very good at designing the tops of pies

He's not great at making them though Let's just say a few have been burnt, or whatever comes after burnt

Bdubs' decorating skills are used at his booth, he even uses some of the other foraged foods for decor

All the things you've made together are up for sale, and are always a big hit with the hermits

Any leftover berries are always fed to the birds

You both make price tags out of leaf cutouts! They're super cute and 100% recyclable

Whatever Bdubs and you make you try and do it with as little waste as possible

As the days get shorter and nights creep in faster you keep Bdubs awake

You watch sunsets with him from an established safe place of course

Bdubs promises to protect you from the monsters

You both know who will be doing the protecting

[catastrophe-cole]

Asking To Sit On Their Lap

Summary: You asked the Hermits whether can you sit on their lap or not; their respond sure vary!

Genre: Romantic sfw

Character(s): Ethoslab, Docm77, Vintagebeef, BdoubleO100

Author's Note: I'm trying to do one of these headcanon stuff; I hope these are okay. I write for the NHO men but if you want other characters put in the same scenario don't hesitate to ask!

//Etho

He's so casual about it and just accepted your request.

So much so that he takes the time to turn away from his blueprints to open his arm and pat his lap.

"Hm? What is it? Come here, I thought you wanted to hang out with me while I work?"

Well this backfired a bit.

But you're not going to step down now!

So you walk over to him and take a comfortable seat on his lap before he turns back to his redstone blueprint.

Honestly at this point you can do whatever you want.

You can pester him with kisses all over his jaw and neck, earning a few giggles from him. He doesn't mind the small distraction.

Or you can sleep, Etho is quiet in general when he knows no one is going to listen. But you can also ask him to explain about the things he's working on and he wouldn't mind rambling to you!

"Actually you know what would be great? Ice! I think it would look pretty neat if the slime piston can just push the items around instead of letting them go through the hoppers.. Or maybe..—"

Or you can just sit there, leaning your back against his chest while watching him scribble away. Listening to a bit of mumbling, muttering a bit of silent frustrated huffs from him.

If you passed out on him when you're on his lap, he'd leave the blueprints and tools on the table before carefully picking you up, and walking you over to a more comfortable surface like your shared bed. Of course looking at your cute face he'd coo and tease you a bit, but he's not as cruel as to purposely wake you.

"Don't worry you tried your best to stay up. Maybe I should take a picture.. Nah. I'll keep it in my memory bank. Sweet dream beloved."

Occasionally he sneaks an arm around your waist and just hugs you. His chin propped on your shoulder or the top of your head as he continued working.

Overall he's actually pretty normal about it, 10/10 would recommend.

//Docm77

Doc is.. Surprised. That was his initial response.

Neither of you have actually ever confessed that you wanted to cuddle or do any physical contact- After the initial politeness in the relationship, both of you just give physical affection to the other without words exchanged.

So with you suddenly being bold and asking him if you can sit on his lap baffled him!

"You wanted to.. What? Sit on my lap? Are you sure about it, Schatz? I can get you your own chair if you want t— Okay. Okay, of course you can, love."

He wouldn't mind, of course. Saying yes to your request as he watches you walk over to him and promptly making yourself comfortable leaning back against him.

He's a bit nervous though, somehow.

He's just worried you'd get uncomfortable sitting in his lap for too long. Not many of his body are flesh, so he's scared that his mechanic body may cause you discomfort.

"Are you alright? Do you want to stop? I can get you a blanket or a pillow?"

Reassure him by kissing his mechanical hand! Kiss where it hummed with redstone, and slowly move towards his skin.

He may not feel it when you kiss his mechanical part, but the sight of you just pressing your smiling lips to the palm of his hand is enough to make him run with affection.

He gets comfortable after you've done this a few times.

So comfortable to the point that he'd drag you into his lap, whether you ended up sitting on him or not, he'd have an arm wrapped around your waist as he told you about things.

"Come here, beloved. Look. I've got this part of the project planned out but I think I can thin out the layer of this side by a few blocks. What do you think?"

Overall 8/10. The metal is a bit cold and is actually hurting your butt, but you love him and he compensates by massaging your site spot later on.

//Vintagebeef

Mr Vintagebeef is a cuddle bear.

Your request shocked him. He just gave out a small gasp with his hand over his mouth while he slowly put down his cartography tool.

But he's quick to switch to a laugh before tugging you towards him!

"I don't know where you're getting these kinds of ideas from but I don't want to disappoint my lovely partner so- Come here!"

Beef is a hardworking man, but it doesn't mean that he'd deny such a precious request from his lover! Besides, he can use a little bit of emotional support every now and then.

He might look like he's not experienced with having his partner on his lap and that is true, but the way how he easily can hold you and make you steady on his lap while he works on his maps with the other hand actually surprised you.

He knows what he's doing! Well he doesn't, but you don't need to know that! He just subtly asks you every now and then if you need to get up or if you're uncomfortable. Very sweet indeed. He loves the affection but he doesn't want to keep you forever if you're tired!

"Do you need anything? Water? Food? No? Okay. Just tell me if you need to go get something alright? I'll be here for a while so just tell me if you need to go do some work yourself."

He'd sneak a kiss on your cheek, neck, hair, wherever is accessible to him, all while holding your waist and giving gentle squeezes on your side every now and then. 

He'd listen to you talk, or he can do the talking, or the two of you can just stay there silently being a comfort to each other while he does his work.

Absolutely the best, 10/10. His laugh keeps you awake and his touch keeps you comfortable.

//Bdubs

Bold of you to assume you've never sat on his lap before.

Bdubs is always dragging you over for cuddles, he doesn't care about the position or about who gets to be the big spoon or who gets to be the small spoon, he just wants you to hold him and vice versa.

And one of those positions happens to be just sitting between his legs with your back leaned on him.

Just like Doc, it felt more like an act on intimacy that doesn't require words for it to be done.

But when you do ask him whether you can sit on his lap or not, he'd actually give a laugh.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Have you been hanging out with mister Zedaph? Silly goose, of course you can sit on my lap! Come here beloved."

Why are you so shy! He'd just pull your hand, walk towards the nearest chair, plopped himself down before tugging you down with him and snuggling into you.

He's super comfortable, too! This man knows his cuddle and he knows which position hurts your neck/back and which doesn't. And he's also super warm!

But unlike the other three before, Bdubs absolutely does not want to cuddle you when he is working.

He loves you to death but if you keep distracting him with cuddles and kisses, he might just need to ban you from his workspace!

He still loves you, though. You're just too distracting but he still has shops to take care of and attend to.

"No- No. Beloved listen to me. I need to get this print done before King Ren finds out that I haven't finished this quest after a week. Yes I do love you, I love you so much but I need to get this done okay. I promise you I'll take good care of you after this but for now you're banned from the office!"

Overall 1000/10. Super cuddly, very warm, very lovely, he is the cuddle bear master and you're never escaping his arms once you've fallen into it.

[patxhwrk]

Heya! I'm kinda new to writing requests so lul. But uhh... could you write about Bdubs x autistic!Reader? Like he helps Reader calm down from the very hard day working in the court (could be a meltdown or anything really. Stuff happens) cuz Ren (even tho he's a sweet guy ooc) is an annoyance. So He leads Reader to a quiet room, not trying to not overwhelm them more by touching them (cuz restricting movement is something I hate so so so so much. Childhood was horrible from how people held me like I was an animal) and he lets you calm down from the intense stress of melting down and they go back to work when they're ready and able (cuz ready and able or to different things for me). You can decide pronouns Reader uses. Just wanna have comfort for something I do that makes me worry about judgment.

Also can I be ☕ anon if it's not taken. If it is, please suggest one!

Thanks for the req! Im not sure if i represented autism well, i tried to go with what i know through my research because im not autistic as far as im aware. Please do tell me if i made a mistake or presented something bad!! I dont want to accidentally portray autism wrongly ^^ also its short as i dont want to prolong it if i did misportray autism

And ofcourse ofcourse! You can be ☕ anon! I didnt really think of having anons until now so thanks for reminding me!

-ˋˏ✄— Order in the Court!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ BDoubleO x Autistic! Reader

Pronouns: they/them

"At ease, please!"

.navigation. // .hermitcraft & empires smp masterlist.

“Order! Order! Order in the court!”

The loud voice of Ren the King’s shouts startled Y/n not the slightest. Their thoughts had dozed off a few moments ago, wondering how their collection of animals back at base were doing. Did they remember to leave enough food for them? Were their animals left with enough entertainment for the hour they were gone? Was the temperature fitting enough? They had over a dozen creatures—from cats to dogs, parrots to pandas, axolotls, a few barn animals, a warden—

“Order! Order!”

They flinched slightly, unnoticeable to most Hermits.

Most. BDoubleO always seemed to notice their little habits—from flinches to stutters, and the little happy finger click they did when they successfully tamed—or captured, you can’t really tame wardens—another creature.

He turned his head slightly towards them, sending a side glance their way.

The mumblings of the King’s Court never seemed to die down. Ren sighed and rubbed at the bridge of his nose.

“Guys, guys! Your attention, please!”

Y/n licked at their lips, their head downwards as their fingers danced with each other. The mumbling and whispering eased down soon after, and the members of the court finally paid attention to their flustered king.

His hair was wild, standing in all directions as his face flushed in red.

“What may be the issue, my king?” Bdubs, voice calmer and lower than usual, spoke up first.

“Well, as thou shalt see—” Red pointed to the outside of the castle, out the window where the statue of himself stood. “Someone has graffitied my glorious statue!”

Y/n subconsciously shuffled backwards further into their seat. Ren’s increasing volume as he rambled on and on about how the renegades—as he says—disrespected his statue.

“Uh—my king?” Bdubs mumbled lower now, eyes flashing towards Y/n’s direction for a split second. “My liege?”

When Ren hadn’t responded to his quiet calls, inaudible to his loud complaints, Bdubs resorted to whisper-shouting his name instead.

“Ren!”

Ren turned his head towards Bdubs, ready to correct the man, when his eyes moved from the mossy man to the jittery Y/n beside him. Their head hung lowly, their hands gripped each other tightly, and their widened eyes refused to make contact with anyone in the room. “Oh,” Ren mumbled softly. “Oh—I, uh—”

“It’s alright, Ren,” Bdubs whispered, standing up shortly. He tugged lightly on their shirt, enough for them to feel it but not enough to startle them. They turned their head backwards, glancing at the general direction of Bdubs’ face. He held his usual smile, calmer and softer, before pointing his head in the direction of the door.

“Come on, love,” he whispered lowly. “Y’wanna get outta here?”

Without another word, Y/n followed him outside.

As soon as they were out, as soon as the air brushed through their face, Y/n let a sigh leave their lips.

“You alright there, hon?” Bdubs whispered, standing a comfortable distance away.

Y/n stayed silent, letting the wind brush through their face for a few moments. Bdubs waited, patient and kind.

A moment passed, and they sighed. “Yeah—yeah, sorry. That…that was dumb of me.”

“No, no.” Bdubs was quick to reassure them, voice still soft and smile still kind. “No, that wasn’t. You’re fine, Y/n. You just needed a moment of silence, and Ren didn’t notice it in time.”

“But—” “No buts,” Bdubs scolded them lightly. “If you ever need just a moment to keep yourself comfortable, I’ll always be there to help you, got that? You're not a problem to me or anyone.”

They stayed silent for a second before nodding. “Yeah.”

“Good, good. Do you wanna go back or do you want to stay here for a moment.”

“I think—I think I can go back in now.”

Nodding, Bdubs gestured to the door, opening it for them.

“After you.”

—PATCHWRK!

[womburt]

You are a stellar writer. I'm picky with x reader content, because the genre at times is lacking in craftsmanship, but yours really is something. I look forward to seeing more from you.

Assuming requests are open currently, could you try your hand at writing Bdubs falling for the reader after what started as a rivalry? He challenges them first because something about it feels right, only to later find out that it wasn't jealousy provoking him to spend more time with- or even just thinking about- them, and then it's too late? Bonus points if he ends up 'winning' because that's cute <3

If requests are, in fact, not open, instead please do me the favor of having a good day and giving yourself a pat on the back for prior work well done! ^^

Talk Too Much; C. Bdubs x Reader

Anon! My heart- 

Consider my back patted! You are too freaking kind :’-)

I’m not sure if this was exactly what you wanted, but I got a lil carried away and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, hope you enjoy regardless <3

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Early morning was Bdub’s favorite time of day to build. The Hermits were quiet, only just beginning to rise from their slumbers. The air was still cool enough to keep him comfortable, with the rising sun providing just enough warmth to keep him from being cold. And the lighting was just fantastic. He truly couldn't ask for a better environment when it came to constructing one of his massive projects. 

The man found himself lost in his work, a pleasant smile gracing his lips. Bdubs moved around his work leisurely, adding stone where he felt it was missing, taking away other blocks he felt were overused. This was his routine - nitpicking all the little details to construct one beautiful creation. 

He was so caught up in the process that Bdubs didn't notice a figure approaching. 

“Morning Bubbles”

Bdubs yelped dramatically and jumped nearly a foot into the air. He was barely able to catch his balance on his way back down, leaning against a wall of his monolith for support. Bdubs caught his breath, his heart racing as a side effect of the surprise. His wide eyes searched for the source of his shock. 

Y/n was standing a few feet in front of him, mouth twisted into a smirk and pose relaxed. They waved at him nonchalantly, chuckling at his overreaction. 

“Damnit Y/n!” Bdubs couldn't help but scold, hands clenched into fists at his sides. He was lucky he hadn't fallen over and hurt himself, and he made sure to tell Y/n such. 

“You can't just sneak up on a man like that!”

Y/n shrugged and wandered closer to Bdubs. They had to tilt their head up as they did so, as he was situated on higher ground than they. 

“You survived. Whatcha’ making?”

Bdubs scoffed at their indifference, crossing his arms over his chest. ‘Some nerve they had disrupting his morning build-time and then hardly acknowledging his near-death.’

“None of your business.” he answered like a child. If they were going to be annoying, then two could play that game. Bdubs turned away from them and continued work on his creation, missing the way that their eyebrow twitched upward at him. 

Since Y/n had joined the server, Bdubs had not had a moment of peace around them. It seemed whenever they came around, his shoulders tensed and heart rate heightened. He often found himself tripping over his feet, making silly mistakes he’d never otherwise make. 

Bdubs knew that somehow it had to be their fault. 

“Well it looks cool.” Y/n spoke up again, startling Bdubs into setting down a bit of diorite in the wrong spot. He groaned at the thought of picking it back up, it had been heavy enough as is. Bdubs drew his mouth into a thin line before spinning around on his heels. 

“I’ve got a challenge for you!” He announced, pointing a finger at them like a stern mother reprimanding her child.

Y/n looked up at him the same way they had before, stance relaxed and lips smirking mischievously. Their head was tilted now, prompting him to go on with his challenge. Bdubs complied. 

“I bet you couldn't keep your mouth shut for a whole day!” Bdubs declared, smiling smugly at them. 

There was a beat of silence as Y/n opened their mouth the retort, but then paused, closing it again. They gave Bdubs a look, eyes narrowed and looked pointed, as if to ask something. 

Bdubs rested his hands on his hips and tried to read their expression. 

“What do you get out of this?” He asked for them, heart swelling with pride when they nodded their head in affirmation of his interpretation. Bdubs thought about it for a second before answering. 

“If you manage to keep your mouth shut for a whole day, then I will give you all of the diamonds I have in my pockets.”

Y/n looked from Bdubs’ eyes, to his pockets, and back again, not-so-subtly asking him to spill them. 

“Oh alright,” the builder sighed, reaching in to pull out whatever was inside. A few flowers fell onto the floor, one or two sticks, some bits of redstone, (what he planned to do with that, Y/n did not know), and finally: three shiny blue diamonds. 

Y/n debated the deal for a second, ignoring how Bdubs tapped his foot impatiently. Finally, they nodded their agreement, holding their hand out for Bdubs to shake. 

“Perfect.” the man in question took their hand without a moment's hesitation, shaking it firmly and sealing the deal with a toothy grin. 

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As it turned out, staying silent on Hermitcraft was a lot harder than Y/n originally anticipated. 

They hadn't realized just how much time they spent interacting with their fellow hermits, asking for help or making mindless conversation. Without their voice, they felt hollow. 

“Hello Y/n! Do you have a minute?” 

They looked toward whoever had asked the question, catching sight of a woman attached to the Australian accent. Pearl waved enthusiastically, her movements hesitating when she noticed a man in a mossy green ensemble close behind her friend. 

“Bdubs?” Pearl asked, unused to seeing the man willingly near Y/n. Their strange rivalry was famous on the server. The only time that Y/n and Bdubs were ever seen together, were when the former wanted to bother the latter with their presence. Bdubs being the one to follow Y/n around was…unnatural. 

“Hello Pearl! Don't mind me, I’m just hanging around to make sure Y/n fulfills their part of our deal.” Bdubs smiled deviously, elbowing aforementioned hermit in the ribs. Y/n nearly doubled-over, clutching at their side from the pain. They opened their mouth to complain, but made eye contact with two large brown orbs, anxiously waiting for them to slip up. 

Y/n shut their mouth and pouted, looking instead to Pearl. They smiled at her, trying to communicate their availability silently. 

“Right…I was wondering if you had any of these materials? I'm running low,” Pearl asked, pulling a list out of her back pocket. Y/n looked it over quickly, noting a few resources in their head that they knew they had stockpiled back at their base. 

They nodded at Pearl, waving her in the direction of their home to supply her with their extra materials. Pearl raised an eyebrow at their silence, but did not ask any questions, following her friend with a shrug of her shoulders. Bdubs offered no explanation, too busy scheming his next attempt to get them to break. 

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“Watch out! Incoming!”

Y/n glanced in the direction of the warning, coming nealy face-to-face with a pink axolotl. They quickly ducked down, but stuck their hands in the air to catch the flailing salamander. Catching hold of the creature just in time, Y/n tucked it into their chest as the force of the amphibian sent them both toppling to the ground. Y/n held in a shout as they landed on their backside, sure that it would be bruised when they looked later. 

“Oh my! I’m sorry Y/n! I tripped and lost control of my product!” Joe Hills approached them with an exasperated look on his face. His glasses were twisted in a way that evidenced his story, they’d only ever seen Joe disheveled like this when he did something clumsy. 

He was staring at them with those sad eyes that Joe gave whenever he messed up. Y/n felt a pang in their heart and opened their mouth to reassure him that it was alright. 

They paused upun catching sight of Bdubs. He was standing behind Joe, a devious expression on his face, like he was waiting for y/n to screw up. 

Oh yeah.

Y/n quickly shut their mouth again, glaring at the moss man who muttered his disapproval when they remembered his challenge. Focusing again on Joe, Y/n handed the axolotl back to him. They softened their gaze to hopefully get across that it was all no big deal. 

“Well thanks for catching her! I’m gonna go get her to the shop now, If you ever need an amphibian companion, you know where to go!” 

Joe paid no mind to their silence, unsurprised by any Hermitcraft antics. He stuck the axolotl back into the bucket it must've slipped out of, and continued on his way. Y/n watched him leave, ignoring Bdubs’ snickers behind them. 

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By the end of the day, Y/n was shocked they hadn’t made any enemies out of their friends. 

They’d tried their best to smile their way through every interaction, and for the most part, it worked. When Tango had asked them to be a test subject for his newest redtone machine, they’d gritted their teeth and done it. In the afternoon, Zed asked for their help with one of his advancements, and they’d quietly suffered an onslaught of arrows through his nether portal. And when Gem had asked for help organizing the chest monster she'd created at her guardian farm, Y/n had bit their lip and got to work. 

Bdubs trailed along the whole time, making no effort to explain their situation to their friends. If Y/n didn't know any better, they’d say he encouraged the Hermits to ask more questions and in order to instigate a verbal response from them. 

‘Well it didn't work,’ they thought to themself victoriously, making their way back to their base, their mossy counterpart close behind. The sun was getting ready to set now, and in a few minutes Y/n would win the challenge. 

“Y/n! Don't you wanna gloat? Tell me I lost? Tell me something!” Bdubs prodded, catching up to them and poking them in the side. Y/n smiled at him smugly, ignoring his requests. 

Bdubs could feel himself shrink. He’d spent the entire day with a silent Y/n, and somehow he wasn't satisfied. 

When he’d proposed the challenge that morning, Bdubs had assumed it would be a win-win situation. Either Y/n wouldn't bother him all day (and he wouldn't have to worry about his racing heartbeat and sweaty palms), or he could rub it in their face that they coudn’t handle staying quiet. 

But now, as he walked beside them, Bdubs realized their silence had done nothing but make him more anxious. His hands were still sweaty, his heart rate was still way too fast, and worst of all: he hadn’t heard their wonderful voice since early that morning. 

“Oh come on Y/n!” 

They were suddenly stopped in place as Bdubs grabbed their arm. He held them tightly, effectively stopping them from walking any further. Y/ spun to face him, meeting eyes with his large dark irises. Bdubs seemed to be searching them, looking straight through their eyes and into their brain. 

Y/n could feel themself fluster under his watch, shifting their weight around uncomfortably. Bdubs didn't lessen his staring, nor did he let go of their arm. 

“I’m sorry for daring you okay? Just talk to me, I miss you.”

Y/n blinked at him in surprise, shocked to see a blanket of red wash over Bdubs’ cheeks. He finally glanced away from them, staring instead at his feet. His grip on their arm lightened a bit, though he didn't truly let go of them. Y/n held steady, watching as he blushed, digesting his admission. 

“You miss me?” They finally muttered, voice raspy from lack of use. 

Bdubs’ head shot up, a manic smile on his face. His eyes were wide with joy, and he dropped his hold on their arm. Y/n felt their heart drop as they realized what he’d done. They glanced to the west, seeing the sun was just starting to disappear beneath the horizon. He’d won. 

“You tricked me!” They yelled at him, smacking him on his arm, not hard enough to bruise or anything, just enough to prove their point. 

Bdubs yowled and stepped away from them, rubbing his arm sensitively. His face didn't change however, still displaying that triumphant look. 

“And you fell for it! I win!” He celebrated from a few feet away, not wanting to risk being hit again. 

Y/n felt their heart sink. A whole day of silence and nothing to show for it. Well, not physically any way. They couldn't help but feel embarrassed for losing the way they did. How stupid could they be? Believing Bdubs actually cared about them. Of course it had just been a tactic to win. They stuffed their hands into their pockets, turning on their heel to walk home.

Bdubs, who’d been in his own world, high on victory, finally opened his eyes to see Y/n stalking away. As quickly as it had disappeared, the racing of his heartbeat returned. They were leaving? After all that, they were just going to walk away?

“Y/n wait!” 

Y/n felt him grab their arm again, finding themself yanked back into exactly the same position as before. He was staring at them again, this time with a big smile and inviting eyes.

Y/n found themself looking at the ground, avoiding his gaze at all costs. If they'd looked at him, they might have noticed that the blush on his cheeks had yet to disappear. 

They felt a pressure on their jaw as their head was guided back up. Y/n was about to tease him when he leaned in and laid his lips on theirs. 

Taken aback, Y/n shot wide open, their whole body freezing up. After only a second, they melted into his embrace, wrapping their arms around his neck. His quickly found their waist, playing with the fabric of their shirt. Y/n’s eyes fluttered closed, allowing themself to enjoy the kiss. 

When they'd both run out of air, Y/n, begrudgingly, pulled away. Bdubs chased after them, placing one final pack to their lips before resting his forehead against theirs. They both breathed against each other, marinating in the moment. 

“You talk too much,” Bdubs finally spoke up with a smirk, only to be met by a smack to the chest. He yelped again, pouting as Y/n laughed at him. They pulled away from him, not missing the way Bdubs’ was slow to let them go. 

“I’d watch your mouth if I were you,” Y/n warned, a mischievous smile gracing their lips. They began the rest of the walk back home, looking back when Bdubs didn’t immediately follow them. 

“You coming?” They asked teasingly, Bdubs quickly rushing toward them. He scooped up their hand in a second, blushing wildly. Wandering in the direction of the spawn village, the pair couldn't wait to see what the other Hermits would say when they saw their interlocked hands. 

[shepard-ram]

Hello! I hope you're doing well, Shep. ^^

A drabble concept, if you please: Bdubs finding out that Reader has a hobby they're really good at? Whether the hobby is musical or athletic or artistic (or, heck, even culinary) I leave up to you.

If you do not please, instead I leave you with this flower: 🌻 (not an anon signature, just a gift)

Aw shoot- on the last ask, Bdubs discovering Reader's hobby, bonus points if it's Yan!Bdubs but you didn't hear that from me.

Sorry for the some what late response but thank you for the request! The full oneshot I'm writing now has been giving me a minor headache so it's nice to do one of these <3 Tw. Yandere, stalking

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Intoxicating, absolutely addictive. Your music, your songs, your voice, you- they all had caught Bdubs in a dangerous trance. You never made your little hobby public knowledge. It was just something you liked to have all to yourself, just a relaxing activity for you and you only.

Oh but you had your number one fan tuning into every single concert you performed, rather you knew it or not. Your art deserved to be witnessed, he told himself when he watched you. Be it from the trees or your own window. You deserved to remain uninterrupted, he told himself when he would not approach you. Some shrapnels of guilt still clinging on for dear life.

"Very soon." He promised someone. Maybe himself, maybe you. "Very soon you will know how much I've heard."

[bishop-writes]

Albino Enderman hybrid!Etho x lizard hybrid!Bdubs x SA'ed!trans masc!reader

Summary: One last kiss is fine, right? Etho and Bdubs thought so, but they were wrong.

A/N: like Tall Canada man. Am I right? also Reader was SA'ed by someone whos not a hermit. It doesn't sit well with me if a hermit did. they're all so chill and kind

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"Stopppp~!" Y/N giggles as his boyfriends smother him in kisses and a teeny bit of spit. "NeVeR!!" Bdubs chortles with pure chaos. "Pleaseee?" Y/N having a bit of panic but the boys see it as him being silly. "Hmm maybe after a few more kisses Ma chérie." Etho hums kissing his soft jaw.

Y/N kinda shuts down, stiffening and not moving when Etho squishes him to kiss him one last time in kind fun.

"N/N? Y/N? Y/N!" Bdubs whispers as to be as calm as he can as Y/N starts crying and shifting back to Bdubs and shying away from Etho. "Please." Y/N hiccups softly "No. I don't wanna kiss."

Etho looks as horrified as he can with the mask on from one of his partners crying because of him. Bdubs is equally as horrified from Y/N's panic.

"Shh~. It's okay" Bdubs says as he slowly hugs him.

"What did I do!?" Etho panickly wispers to Bdubs "I don't know!" He replys patting the now kinda hyperventilating Y/N. "Please." Y/N whimpers softly. "Y/N?" Etho asks softly. 'Etho? It's Etho! Why is he here? Where am I?' Y/N thinks to himself. "Are you able to talk" "Etho?" Y/N asks in the softest voice Etho and Bdubs has ever heard their loud boyfriend talk in.

"Y-yeah? maybe?" "Why are you crying? What did I do, so I don't ever do it again. I didn't mean too! You're too sweet to hurt. I'm so so so sor-" Etho rambles and cuts off when Y/N opens his mouth then closes it again with a face that shows he's thinking hard.

"Past trauma, Hermoso. Very bad past trauma.-"

(Time skkkkkiiiippppp)

"Oh." Etho and Bdubs say in unison

"Yep." Y/N sniffes. Etho and Bdubs burries Y/N in a hug that turn into cuddles. With the soft particles that emanate from Etho and Bdubs' tail wrapped around him, Y/N slowly lulls to sleep.

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Thanks for reading the fic! I hope it wasn't too detailed in the bad way

also if you were SA'ed too. I have a kind little flower for you <2 🤏⚘