#blorbo things

[greencreekwolf]

of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

[ineffectualdemon]

Rather than just dressing up your blorbo in a maids dress ask

1. What kind? Frilly? Plain? Expensive? Cheap?

2. What context? Not everyone would wear it for sex reasons. Some will do it just for the bit and others will do it for other reasons. Including putting it on initially for a sex thing but forgetting that's why and getting massively distracted

3. Would they not wear a maids dress and would they wear a butlers uniform instead?

Many things to consider

[protagpigeon]

Would your blorbo forgive you for The Horrors you've put them through?

Yes

No

Sure (The Horrors sucked but hey blorbo got some cool character development?)

They’d return the favor (ominous) <3

…Well they didn't survive The Horrors, so. Who’s to say, really

Voting ended onJul 2

[madamemidnight]

Shh. Shh. Shh. My blorbo is blorbing.

[nonbeans]

Thinking about ~him~

My comfort

And my torment.

[larphis]

Okay but I still don‘t understand how we haven‘t turned this into a meme yet?!

This is just way too relatable.

Me: *holds up picture of the most atrocious man in the seven seas*

Also me: „But look at that sweet face! Does this look like the adorable face of someone who would commit war crimes 🥺?“

Literally everyone: „Y E S it DOES!!!“

[r0ryy]

I feel like at a certain point in their life, Cass' five year plan was something like:

1. Go to war

2. Die

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

I really like seeing my favorite characters in situations