#bombour

[some-weebs-posts]

Characters that said "You may not be my child but you are definitely my kid" Part 2

Yondu Udanta and Peter Quill - Guardians of the Galaxy

Tony Stark and Peter Parker - Avengers /Spider-Man

Makarov Dreyar and Laxus Dreyar + The Fairy Tail Guild - Fairy Tail

Captain Edward Newgate (Whitebeard) and Portgas D. Ace + The Whitebeard Pirates - One Piece

Carl Manfred and RK200 Markus - Detroit: Become Human

AX400 Kara and YK500 Alice Williams - Detroit: Become Human

Matsuba and Aoi Tsubaki - Bed and Breakfast For Spirits

Akane and Kuri - Elegant Yokai Apartment Life

Mitzuki Hase and Kuri - Elegant Yokai Apartment Life

Bofur & Bombour and Bifur - The Hobbit

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

“The Hobbit” 2003, from Sierra Entertainment: fully animated cutscenes

[hotfuckingpapa]

Me listening to the hobbit soundtrack

[fandom-revolt]

So a friend of mine told me about a story she read where Bilbo wasn’t home when Gandalf came to see him (he was on a different adventure) and Gandalf decides to put the mark on his door anyways. So when Bilbo comes home he finds Dwalin there. Obviously he doesn’t put up with it and kicks Dwalin out of his house. So when Balin gets there Dwalin is just hanging out on the lawn not knowing what to do. She can’t remember the title and I really want to read it! Does anyone know of any fics that sound like this? Please and thank you!! (May or may not be complete)

[biscottibitch]

So I’ve been helping @winter-is-ending with a new story that she’s been writing and we got a little carried away...

Character Profiles:

Nella: HEALING POWERS (STOP EMILY lol)

KILI: LOVEABLE IDIOT HE’S IRISH!! - HALF OF THEM ARE IRISH but it’s aiden turner we are talking about I KNOW

FILI: DONE WITH EVERYONE’S SHIT; ALSO KIWI

THORIN: GRUMPY UNCLE

ORI: ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT

Nori: STICKY FINGERS IS ALSO NORTH STAR

BARD: GASTON *drools*

BIFUR: HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT

GLOIN: RHYMES WITH GROIN HAS A SON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH LEGOLAS’ EYES

OIN: HAS TRUMPET SHOVED IN EAR 24/7

DORI: HAD SILVER HAIR BEFORE IT WAS COOL MET PRINCE CHARLES ALSO REALLY LIKES WINE

BOFUR: BEST MEMBER OF THE COMPANY

BOMBUR: LOVES FOOD. IS ACTUALLY ME

BALIN: ACTUAL LOVEABLE GRANDPA

DWALIN: TIRED AND GRUMPY STEP UNCLE RHYMES WITH STALIN OMG EMILY NO

GANDALF: SASSY LITTLE SHIT OF A GRANDPA

BILBO: CONFUSED LITTLE HOBBIT WHO JUST WANTS TEA, A BOOK, AND HIS ARMCHAIR (good, oxford comma)

LEGOLAS: HOT ELF. IS SECRECTLY CLINT BARTON. IS MAGIC CAUSE ENDLESS ARROWS WILL ALSO STAB YOU IN FACE WITH ARROW

THRANDUIL: SASSY ELF WHO HAS NO CHILLl

TAURIEL: DOES NOT EXIST - not in the books (IS ACTUALLY WASP). liked her aside from the love interest. Should have left her with Legolas

SMAUG: Is BUTTERNUT SQUASH CUCUMBER

RADAGAST: ACTUAL TIME TRAVELER - HAS RABBITS

Beorn: IS WINNIE THE POOH

DIS: WILL FUCK YOU UP. MOM OF THE YEAR

ELROND: RED SKULL/NAZI/AGENT SMITH/MEGATRON/V - BEST ELF DAD I’M NOT WRONG - TEACHES NELLA MAGIC HEALING. NO HE DOES NOT ITS NOT EVEN CONFIRMED YET

GOLLUM: GREEDY, FREAKY LITTLE THING GOD ABOVE

GALADRIEL: MOST BEAUTIFUL THING TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

SARUMAN: SAURON’S BITCH

AZGOG: DEATHSTROKE

GOBLIN KING: SCROTUM NECK

LINDIR: DONE WITH DWARVES AND THEIR UNHYGIENIC WAYS

TROLLS: THE THREE STOOGES

PONIES: THE DOGS OF THE SERIES. IF ONE DIES IT IS A SAD DAY. ALSO FILI AND KILI CAN’T WATCH THEM FOR SHIT

WRAGS: BAD PUPPIES they can have flaming pinecones thrown at them for all i care

[hotfuckingpapa]

Me whenever anyone mentions the hobbit

[hellmarq76-forever]

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[loveoftolkien]

I think its interesting that people emphasize that Bofur, Bifur, and Bombour come from the Blue Mountains when the fact is they all came from the Blue Mountains. I guess its supposed to mean they originally came from the Blue Mountains as another race of dwarves. Just so you know, to those who haven't read any Tolkien, Thorin lead his people to the north part of the Blue Mountains after fail to reclaim Moria and the battle of Azanulbizar.