#calendar man

[ckalaveram]

CALENDAR MAN MENTIONED????

[red-plutoo]

I just know april fools is hell in Gotham, like behind Halloween it has to be the most horrendous for rouges just doing shit they think is funny

Riddler is hosting a game show in one of those inflatable sumo suits of himself and throwing tomatoes at anyone who laughs at him (Robin gets completely pelted when they go to stop him)

Penguin let 19 different penguins labeled 2-20 out into the street and they are biting people.

Ivy replaces firefly’s flame throwers with biodegradable glitter canons (batgirl approved) since he kept scorching her plants

Harley is setting up cartoon style traps (painted tunnels etc) and for some reason people keep falling for them

Clayface is actively pretending to be a biblically accurate angel and is just wandering for the sake of it

Mad hatter has filled the Harbor with tea and is swimming in it

Scarecrow gassed 3 different buildings with harmless Vapor but people are panicking regardless because it’s green and they’re all traumatised

Mr freeze is helping penguin in his bullshit by making snow-penguins and throwing balls of ice at red Robin specifically

Condiment king had occupied a bat burger and absolutely nobody wants to go deal with him

Calendar man has made it so these all go on within the same 24 hours of one another for continuity

Catwoman broke into the manor and moved everything by 6 inches, all of the bats genuinely decided this was the worst one since they all proceeded to walk directly into furniture

[why-i-love-comics]

Absolute Batman #22 - "The Crooked House" (2026)

written by Scott Snyder art by Werther Dell'Edera & Frank Martin

[pexisnotwell]

just a tea party between friends

Luckily calender man cant see or hear the rude cat (because he isnt real💔)

[rosie-the-gothamite]

Calendar Man and a tied up Robin were busy chatting while Batman entered the hostage room, his fists dripping blood from fighting the goons.

Calendar Man: Batman, hey, I haven't harmed the kid. He's just been telling me random facts.

Robin!Damian: Avocados are a fruit, not a vegetable. They're technically considered a single-seeded berry.

Calendar Man: See? I asked him since I knew you were close and I'd rather you not break my kneecaps again. He's smart.

Robin: Thank you, I've been told I'm a danger and a genius. That's why I'm Batman's favorite.

Batman: The amount of times you've said this to villains if converted to money would help your college fund.

Robin: Because it's true. He doesn't have to say it.

Calendar Man: Batman, I have a son, I get this.

Batman: I actually appreciate hearing that. I won't beat you up.

Calendar Man (untying Robin): That sounds perfect. I'll wait here for the cops. You guys have a good night.

Robin raced over to his father and the duo left for the cops to enter.

Robin: He's a criminal, but he gets me.

Batman (after chuckling at the surrealism of the situation): Just don't become a villain like him. You already have Ra's as a grandfather.

[creature-lala]

Fighting my demons aka calendar man who is my biggest opp

Side note, I wasn’t gonna originally tie in today’s date cause I was like what’s so special about it, until I saw the calendar lmao the stars truly aligned.

[pigeontoedradishes]

so i have this headcanon that miss tuesday is calendar man’s niece but she doesn’t tell people this fact because being a nepo baby is #cringe. so one day she’s on the phone and edward happens to overhear and he marches over and demands to know who she’s talking to. and she just kind of looks at him and says “my uncle julian? it’s his birthday and dates are pretty important to him i guess”

edward stops in his tracks and goes “waitwaitwait. dates are important to him?”

“yeah it’s kind of his whole gimmick”

“uncle julian? as in julian day???”

“yeah???”

“YOUR UNCLE IS FUCKING CALENDAR MAN??!!?!??”

[comicpolls]

Stupidest Real Name: Round Three Match Three of Eight

Richard Rider (Nova)

Julian Day (Calendar Man)

Voting ended onApr 25