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Goto Ryuji head-canons!
ugh... him... dearly detested
Imagine if Bakugou and reader are arguing over spices for a dinner in front of Eri. (Kirishima jokes that those two are the parents of class A and are always arguing over something) Eri casually asks if the two kiss like mommies and daddies do, this causes them to blush and stop arguing for a second.
Kaminari teases them along with everyone else in the class if they do or not.
Poor eri isn’t aware of the torture she unleashed for the two
kisses ? // 𝓚. 𝓑akugo
cw: fluff, light arguing, teasing, secondhand embarrassment, class 1a mentioned
synopsis: a dumb argument over spices finally ends when eri asks an innocent question and class 1a never lets you nor katsuki live it down.
a/n 💬: this is cutesy anon thank u ><, sorry if eri’s text is too bright …
katsuki and you are arguing, the familiar back-and-forth over something stupidly domestic, spices. paprika versus cayenne and a whole lot of “i know what i’m doing.” it’s happening in the kitchen, voices overlapping, like this is just how you communicate now.
“i’m telling you, cayenne’s too much,” you say, tapping the jar against the counter. “it’s gonna overpower everything.”
katsuki scoffs, already reaching for it anyway. “you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about, woman. i’ve made this over a hundred times.”
“yeah, and?”
“half the time you burn shit. unlike you, i’m a good cook.”
“—shut the fu— shut up.” you say, scrunching your face and refraining yourself from cussing in front of eri.
eijiro, watching from the doorway with the rest of class 1a, snorts before he can stop himself. “man,” he says, grinning, “you guys sound like parents.”
katsuki shoots him a glare. “say that again and you’re not eatin’.”
you don’t even look over. “mind your business, kiri.”
he continues, saying that you guys are always like this. bickering, but together, always together, and neither of you denies i though.
eri, sitting on the counter swinging her legs, hums softly to herself while she watches. after a moment— quiet and thoughtful, she tilts her head.
“bakugo?” she asks gently. then, looking at you too, “do you two kiss like mommies and daddies do?”
the kitchen goes dead silent and katsuki freezes mid-reach, spice jar hovering in the air and you choke on absolutely nothing.
there’s a split second where neither of you can even process what just happened before heat crawls up your necks and the argument comes to an end. “…eh— what!?” you manage to finally say.
his ears turn red instantly. “agh what the hell—! eri, that’s… just stop talking.” he grunts.
then denki absolutely loses it, wheezing. “NO WAY,” he laughs. “is that a yes??” then everyone else joins in. “oh my gosh,” ashido adds, immediately invested. “do they?”
hanta leans over the counter. “i mean, they do act married.”
“we DO NOT,” katsuki snaps, voice cracking just enough to betray him. suddenly it’s a chorus of teasing, questions you don’t want to answer, and annoying laughs you don’t want to hear.
you cover your face with both hands. “please stop talking, please.”
“so that’s a yes,” denki repeats, delighted.
eri just watches, eyes wide but happy, completely unaware of the torture she’s unleashed. “mhm,” she nods to herself. “i thought so because—“
katsuki groans, interrupting her and dragging a hand down his face. “i’m never cookin’ for you people again.”
“good,” you mumble adding. “…because i’m never arguing in front of her again.”
there’s a beat of silence as the teasing dies down—just for a second. katsuki sets the cayenne back where it was and grabs the paprika instead, shoving it toward you without looking. “…use this,” he mutters.
you glance at him, surprised. then smile, just a little. “told you.”
he scowls. “…don’t get all smug with me.”
eri giggles sweetly, and class 1a collectively “aww”s in unison.
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౿ ݁synopsisᏪ alysa comforts reader after a bad day. wc: 825
﹒ . tags ! ◞౿ alysa x f!reader (although there are no gendered terms), oneshot, established relationship, fluff, hurt/comfort
Hii! Can you do Anton hard hours?🥹 thank you❤️ love your posts and how you connect them with astrology<3
Anton hard hours
Genre: smut (MDNI)
Pairing: Anton (RIIZE) x neutral!reader
Contents: switch!Anton, switch!reader, hand kink, voice kink, oral (both receiving), gags, sex toys, mentions of overstimulation, praise kink, degradation (both sides), spanking, experimenting, mentions of multiple rounds, Anton's super freaked out (not necessarily astrology-based, I love the idea of shy guys being freakatron 2000 anyways but also influenced by it :3) and mentions of Anton referring to himself or being referred to as a puppy (I love boyfriends who give puppy energy AND puppy subs, sorry)
Author's note: yay, glad to know you enjoy my posts, I'll be more than glad to do your request hehe :3 this is my first time doing something like this so hope you enjoy <3
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Anton who has a rather unpredictable sex drive: there are times he can go at it for days consecutively and times where he can be a total celibate for as long as he feels like. But when he is in the mood for it?
New Naruto blog? Fresh meat! What if someone signed a summoning contract but instead of something cool like snakes or crows, they got really aggressive geese. Horrible little geese. How would characters react to you just having an entire GANG of geese following you around? 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿
Welcome! This request is completely unhinged and I had far too much fun while writing it. Love it. I've gone with a mixed bag of characters.🌸
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Sakura Haruno, Tsunade Senju
Contents: horrible little geese
It's a beautiful day in Konoha and you are a horrible little goose summons...
Kakashi Hatake
Kakashi will be the first to tell you that a summoning contract is one of the most useful tools a shinobi can have. Most of the greatest shinobi have one, and he's no exception.
He's lost count of the amount of sticky situations where his ninken have managed to give him the edge. Just ask Pakkun—he loves to talk about all the times his exploits have saved the day.
So when Kakashi hears you proudly declare that you too have a summoning contract, he's curious to see it. He's of the opinion that a person's summoning animal is a reflection of their personality. Almost like a ninja zodiac.
So imagine his surprise (and dismay) when you bite your thumb and are suddenly surrounded by two dozen honking, hissing, milling geese.
"...geese!?"
"Yup."
"Are you serious?" he asks, sounding rather strained. It's rare to see Kakashi off balance, but a flock of pissy geese will do it.
"What, you don't think my geese can match up to your ninken, Hatake?"
Kakashi scoops up several of his large ninken (and Pakkun), holding them like oversized stuffed animals. "Keep those evil things away from my dogs."
Naruto Uzumaki
Considering that Naruto summons toads, he doesn't exactly have the coolest summoning contract either, but he wonders why you're so cagey about yours. Sure, it's normal for shinobi to keep quiet about their techniques in order to have the upper hand, but you're allies, right?
"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Show me, show me! I promise I won't laugh!"
He has absolutely no intention of keeping that promise if your summons is like, dung beetles or something.
Even Naruto isn't prepared for what waddles out of the puff of smoke created by your Summoning Jutsu.
He lets out a startled guffaw, blue eyes threatening to pop out of his head, then doubles over in a fit of raucous laughter.
"What the hell!? Geese—ow! Agh! Get them off!"
His laughter soon dies when the geese start to bite him, enraged by his hideous orange-and-black jumpsuit and his mockery.
Rage, geese, rage!
Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke didn't ask what summons you have, because he doesn't really care. He himself has both snake and hawks summons, which are arguably pretty cool.
Still, on the off chance you do end up using a Summoning Jutsu around him, he's mildly surprised to hear a low hiss issue from the cloud of smoke before it dissipates. Are you a snake summoner too?
Wait. Was that a...honk?
The smoke clears to unveil a small army of angry little geese—orange beaks, beady little eyes, plump, feathery white bodies, slapping feet. Just honest-to-the-gods geese, like you've raided a farmyard. His eyebrow twitches.
"I'm beginning to reconsider our acquaintance."
"Don't you mean friendship."
"Definitely not now. Not after this. Is this some kind of joke?"
"Don't underestimate my murder geese, Uchiha. Geese, arm yourselves!"
Suddenly every single goose has a kunai clutched in their beak, their beady little eyes glowing red with a deep, murderous rage.
"Attack!"
Sasuke is forced to swifty re-evaluate his assessment of how effective an army of geese can be.
Shikamaru Nara
Shikamaru has a sixth sense for anything that's troublesome, and that sense activates the moment you smile and lift your thumb toward your mouth, ready to bite down and activate your Summoning Jutsu. The hairs on the back of his neck stand up and he knows shit is about to hit the fan.
His unease is justified the second he sees your waddling horde of honking demons. Without hesitation, he activates his Kagemane no Jutsu and traps your entire flock before they can attack him, a look of resignation on his face.
"I should have known you'd go for something eccentric. You know you're going to get a stupid nickname like the 'Goose-nin', right?"
He holds the geese trapped until you dismiss them, releasing his hand seal in order to pinch the bridge of his nose.
Despite himself, he is a little curious.
"Are they effective in battle?"
"Yeah, I'll show you. We can attack Sasuke again."
"Troublesome, but I might enjoy watching that..."
Sakura Haruno
Sakura is kind of appalled. All the options you had for a summoning contract, and you went for a gaggle of vicious geese?
Not that she has a leg to stand on, since she is a summoner of slugs. Slug summoner. Slime queen.
She keeps a safe distance from them, almost as if she can feel the rage and the fury boiling up in them, the murderous intent rolling off of the feathery little bastards.
Wise move, Sakura, wise move.
"So you can't summon a single one? It's always a flock?" she asks, looking disturbed.
"Yeah, unless I summon the Mother Goose, but I can't do that without causing extensive property damage. So I stick to my Murder Gaggle."
"Murder Gaggle!? Wait, are those kunai in their beaks?!"
Tsunade Senju
Naturally, when the Hokage hears some concerning rumours about your summoning contract, she has you brought to her office to confirm whether or not those rumours are true.
"So." Tsunade's golden eyes scrutinise you over her steepled fingers, her tone serious, commanding. "Tell me about these...geese."
"Oh, sure, let me show you."
"No! Don't summon them in here—!"
Too late. The Hokage's office is suddenly swarmed with dozens of confused, angry geese, squabbling and honking threateningly at anything that moves.
Tonton runs, squealing, to throw herself into the safety of Tsunade's arms.
"So the rumours are true," Tsunade says, feeling as though she needs a stiff drink. "I'll have to take into consideration how this 'Murder Gaggle', as you insist on calling them, can be used for the benefit of the village."
She pauses, tapping her chin.
"Would it be too harsh to unleash them during the Chuunin Exams?"
thanos and namgyu putting your bed in between theirs 🙏🙏 even if you chose to stop playing the game they are still making you go to the circle side to sleep and perhaps that night they could change your mind about the next time you vote..
this trope is js the best fr in another life im an X picker and these two teach me to b obedient to their requests💔
thanos & nam-gyu imagine !!!!!! pt. 3 💓
warnings: 18+ DARK content, noncon, sa
pleassee read at ur own risk
soooo, they're literally like dogs tryna chase you, even to as forcing you to be next to them : "shitheads, no matter what, i'm still gonna pick X. i'm not gonna be easily convinced." you tell them firsthand, and they both laugh to themselves
"she obviously won't listen to us, you think her stupid brain could handle it?" nam-gyu complained to thanos, annoyed by how thanos was so persistent in making you switch sides. you scoff since he wasn't so quiet in saying that either, "hey, fuck you, you think I'M stupid enough to play again? don't wanna die than-" "shut up, cunt." nam-gyu cuts you off, placing his hand on your mouth to shut you up, the cold metal of his ring grazing your warm skin. your instant reaction was to bite him, "agh- i'll fucking kill y-" "calm down! everybody chiiiillllll." thanos, like a saviour, stopped nam-gyu from hitting you. "i'm sure we can all have a fair agreement, everybody gets what they want. right, pretty?" thanos turned to look at you, pushing his face awfully close to yours. "and what i want iss.... you." he stares directly into your eyes, that creepy smirk with eyes you KNOW isn't sober at all.
"you could scream and cry all you want, but you know noone in this room would be bothered to help you, girl." nam-gyu whispers into your ears whilst thanos carries you to the bathroom..
nsfw beloww \(^o^)/ ->
you were now naked, your sweaty body laying on the filthy bathroom floor, noone could hear your cries for help when nam-gyu's cock forces you to deepthroat him, his hand pulling on your hair to further be balls-deep inside your mouth.. you'd choke on him, saliva dripping all over his dick and your chin. you couldn't scream... and you couldn't fight it either, if it weren't for thanos' stupid, rough hands wrapped around your arms, pinning them to the ground, your legs placed on his shoulders as his tongue laps up and down your folds.. you try your best to wiggle away (even tho its impossible) and thanos notices, "don't even.. don't even try to pretend, baby." you could feel him smile against your pussy, that sensation leaving you to moan against nam-gyu's cock. "been trying to suck in all your juices, pretty, and.. they just keep comin' out..." thanos mocks in a baby voice, "you're dripping... so you're actually a slut...a whore, huuhhh, not that cool, confident typa girl?" you cry, but.. why did you like the sensation? his warm tongue in and out of your cunt. at this point, the ecstacy that was in his mouth was getting your pussy high. "m'not into whores like you," thanos frowns and slides his' tongue up against your clit, biting it harshly, which made you yelp in pain, causing you to lightly bite nam-gyu's dick. he hissed, roughly slapping your face. "bitch!" he pulls your hair to face you, "do that one more fucking time and i'll speeden up your death, fuck." thanos' fingers came on cue, middle and ring finger plunging inside you, making you speechless, mouth open to nam-gyu's comment. he just takes it as an invitation to stuff your mouth again, leaving a low groan at the action.
"y'know dude,," thanos looks up at nam-gyu, "maybe we should keep her, after we win." nam-gyu scoffed, flicking your forehead, "you think you deserve to live, huh?" thanos chuckled, rubbing his fingers against your clit, he doesn't care if it felt good, you were just a toy afterall, "think about it.. she feels good, right? she'll be good for in the long run, trust me, man." "pft." "trust me! her cunts still tight, anyway, right princessssss?" your visions blurry, your will to live gone, still, atleast you're useful to someone or two, two of the most evilest dumbasses you'll ever encounter in your life.
ok hear me out pathetic!konig x reader which reader has to go to his base for whatever reason and is appalled by how commanding he can be like yeah he’s a colonel but he’s your colonel and where did this come from??
extra points if reader reminds him whos in charge when they get home :3
anon pathetic könig i love your brain omg i love pathetic men, give me someone that’s so big and strong you’d never imagine he would get on his knees or beg for anything, and then they kneel and beg so prettily at your feet AGH
NSFW - CW: smut, degrading, reader is mean (not so much tho), sub/pathetic könig
you’re könig’s partner, you’ve been for a little over a year, and you’ve been on base a couple of times but only to take könig and go back to your cozy apartment, either resting and enjoying his company or forcing him to please you for hours on end, or sometimes, when you felt mean, you’d torture and edge him until he was crying and begging for your mercy
so today you’re on base, you needed to give him one of his personal journals that he forgot and that he needed, the silly man left a post-it note on it that said ‘meeting today! important!’, god your baby boy was so cute sometimes
you reached his base, his closest friends knew you were his partner and you found one of them, and they happily let you follow them, bringing you to your sweet boyfriend
what you didn’t expect was to reach an open ground training session, recruits running around a track as a loud and rough voice insulted them, saying derogatory things as some of them stumbled over their feet or literally fell to the ground on their faces, the rough voice screaming about how ‘the only thing you’ll ever kiss in your life with this pace is the ground, get up and RUN!’
könig’s friend brought you along with him, walking around a corner and your eyes widened at the sight of him, your nervous and pathetic mutt of a man, standing tall and shoulders wide, voice loud as he yelled at the recruits and had a few of them holding planks in front of him, you think you see one of those crying? what the..?
your friend left you with a firm pat on your shoulders, saying something about having to get back to their chores, you didn’t really care
you walked towards könig, standing with his arms behind his back, hand holding the opposite wrist as he looked over the working recruits, that is until you reached him, just a couple steps to his side
he turned his head, glancing at you with hostility in his eyes, turning back to the recruits and quickly looking back at you with wide eyes, startled taking in your lifted eyebrow and crossed arms
his posture changed immediately, his shoulders dropping, his spine bending forwards to look smaller as he stepped next to you, hands lifting to hover at your shoulders, wanting to touch you but he remembers how you specifically told him he couldn’t do it in public unless you allowed it
“liebling, what— what are you doing here? i wasn’t expecting you and you did not call to warn me!” he whisper yells, his voice low but alarmed, so close to you you can see his eyes wildly darting from your furrowed ones to your crossed arms and back
“excuse me? i have to warn you when i want to come over?” your voice has thinly veiled venom in it, “who do you think you are to tell me that?”
he quickly cowers, his hands nervously turning into fists, still held out between the two of you, and he whimpers quietly, “i di-didn’t mean it that way, please!”
he looks back to the recruits that were still on the ground, their bodies trembling wildly as they held their positions and könig turned back to you, eyes pleading as he begged you “please, please schatzi can you go wait in my office? i’ll be there as soon as i’m done with training”
your eyes analyzed him, taking in the wide and worried look in his eyes, dropping to his shaking hands before you looked at the recruits, noticing one of them had their eyes lifted to look at the two of you, your eyes turned cold as you looked at the puny man, and he squeaked, scared shitless and looking back to the ground in front of him
“fine. but i expect an explanation” you look back up into his eyes, your gaze skeptical as you gave a small nod, listening to his quiet ‘thank you thank you!’s as you turned around and walked to his personal office
you made yourself at home, sitting in his larger than usual chair, your boyfriend’s unusually big body asked for bigger furniture, the thing you liked most about him being your boyfriend is that you could bring him to his knees with a simple look
you rocked back and forth on the comfortable chair, tapping a pencil on his desk as you waited for your colonel, and when he carefully opened the door, quietly stepping in and calling out your name with a soft voice, you stilled your swinging, eyes laser focused on him, your gaze following his body as he moved in the office and stepped to stand in front of you, shoulders lowered and head bowed
“so, I see you’re having fun on base, acting all big and bossy” you mutter, taking in the way he quickly kneels in front of you, crawling to sit in front of your legs, which spread and accomodate his bust between them
you give a small sign with your head, letting him know its okay to touch you now, and he jumps at the chance, hands moving to fist at the fabric around your thighs
“no-no! I must act this way, liebling, being a colonel requires authority!” He explains desperately, eyes wide as you look down your nose at him, and you hum, unconvinced
“you must know that that is hard to believe when you’re here, kneeling and desperate for my approval”, he whines, leaning his chin on your knee and looking up at you, “I mean, its hard to think that someone as pathetic as you, someone that acts like an overgrown mutt, acts like a leader”
“but- no that’s different! I have to be authoritative here, or they will not respect me!” his voice has a loud pitch, it gets like this when he’s close to just cry, needing your approval
“respect you? do you think they’d respect you if they saw what you were like in my bedroom?”, you slap his hands away from your pants, and he whimpers at the loss of touch
“you need to be reminded of your place, show me if you’re still wearing my gift”, you order, leaning your chin on one of your fisted hands, your foot moving from where it rested on the floor to press on his thigh
“yes of course, I always wear it!” H his hands lift towards his neckline, where the bottom of his hood lays against his collarbones, and he lifts the soft material, revealing a pretty leather collar, with a lovely heart tag made of metal with his name on it, just like a dog’s
you hum, satisfied a t the sight, and when he takes out the matching leash from one of his pockets you murmur a “good boy” in a way that has him shivering, an elated noise coming from him
but you still have to remind him of his place, you think that edging and denying him three times will be enough
when the leash is attached to his collar and he gives you the end of it, you pull on the strap, lurching him forward until his face falls into your core, his nose and mouth pressing against the front seam of your pants, taking in your scent and moaning gratefully
“you’ll hump my leg until you’re on the edge of an orgasm, do it three times, and if you cum before then, you will wear a cock cage for the next three weeks”, you pull the leash until he has a hard time breathing against your core, unable to pull away but also not really trying, and he nods as much as he can
“well then, move”, he whines quietly, the sound muffled, and starts moving, rolling his hips and hard cock against your leg and foot, his hands holding onto the back of your lower leg as he rolls his hips
“good, just like that” he keeps thrusting against you, hips quickly searching for a release and the right friction, until he’s close to his orgasm, and you can feel it in the way his pace falters and his eyes get half-lidded
he stills just before he finishes, a noise of dissatisfaction vibrating against your core, your free hand moving to pet his head, pushing his hood away and running through his soft hair until he’s calmed down enough he can try again
he repeats the same cycle for two more times, until he’s left whimpering, tears pooling into his eyes, fingers so tight on your leg that you feel his nails digging in
you mumble a “good boy”, pleased at the way he listened and followed your orders, “so pretty when you listen to your owner, isn’t that better? letting go, handing your control over to someone who’s better fit to guide you, hmm?”, you coo, voice soft and condescending, your thumb rubbing away a stray tear on his cheek
“you may cum now, go ahead, you can even touch yourself, you deserve it for being good for your owner”, and he listens, desperately unbuckling his belt and pulling out his drenched cock, tugging and stroking at it, so quickly you’re worried he’d hurt himself, but you know he loves pain, or he wouldn’t have consented to having his ass spanked until it was bruised and filled with small cuts
“yeah, there you go baby, such a good mutt, aren’t you, hmm? who’s my good puppy? who’s a good desperate dog?”, you whisper, voice deceivingly sweet hand pulling his leash to lift his drooling mouth away from your pants, where there’s a wet spot from his spit, and you lean down, a small sympathetic pout on your lips
“aw, look at you, so desperate you’re making a mess of yourself”, you pointed out the drool on his face and all the precut dripping from his tip, the glide so smooth and wet it sounded incredibly lewd, his moans almost pornographic
“Im- bi-bitte Liebling, may I cum? bitte— please? im so close”, he was so close to crying, his tip an angry red from all the uncomfortable friction of his underwear on it and from the edging, and you considered it for a few seconds, enjoying the loud and pleading whines he let out
when you were satisfied with his begging you told him to go ahead, cum all over himself like the dirty dog he is, broken moans and ‘thank you’s falling from his lips, his hand stroking quickly over his cock until its pace faltered, his cum spilling over his hand and his thighs, the sudden burst of liquid so hard that it got over the front of his shirt too, his body shaking in pleasure, his hand fisting and pumping his length until every drop was pushed out, and he was panting, loud breaths and broken moans falling from his lips
you stroked his cheek, admiring his heavy lids and the way his mouth was parted, you leaned down and gave him a soft kiss on his soft lips humming another few compliments and praises under your breath, before you grabbed some tissues and helped clean him up, his head a little fuzzy from pleasure
you took care of him, helped tuck himself back into his pants and grabbed a pillow to put under his knees, he might enjoy the pain, but his knees are a little sensitive after all the years fighting, so you give him the relief of the soft material, letting him nuzzle his face into your thighs, petting and stroking his face and hair for as long as he needs, after all, he’s your sweet boy before he’s your dog
{hi lovelies, how are yall? this got out of hand, like i wasn’t planning on making it long but then my hands couldn’t stop and this came out, uhmmmm i hope yall like it tho also the soft ending was completely unplanned but i couldn’t bring myself to delete it, hope it doesn’t ruin the vibes
love yall mwah <3}
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