Bro calm down, it’s AO3 not the NYT bestsellers list
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Bro calm down, it’s AO3 not the NYT bestsellers list
I'm smashing the Ash & FemShep Sexting button so hard I might break a finger 👀👀👀
I'm fairly certain that I *must* have actually published this here at some stage, because it uses Celeste Shepard and Ashley from my fic Star Light, Star Bright. It's pretty short, pretty hot, but it does look done, so I'm not sure why I wouldn't have posted it??
Anyway, I'll clean this up and post it at some stage. Maybe at AO3? In the meantime, I'll put a snippet of it below - but be warned, it's a little saucy!
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Mass effect - 2nd Gameplay
So, I finished my gameplay and there where soooo many feels… I needed to write down my headcanons in order to make me fell better, sooo, I’m posting here!
(Sorry, it’s a HUGE list but hey, I didn’t have an after-reaper time to make headcanons with Thane, so I just continued hahahahahaha + Tagging friends @whimsicalreichan @pokenerd-girl )
CELESTE SHEPARD
Engineer; Earthborn; Sole survivor.
Favorite gun: Scorpion.
Favorite Power: Combat Drone
LI: Garrus Vakarian
Ending: Destroy
Celeste isn’t an Engineer just because she wants. To survive on Earth Celeste started competing in illegal robot fights since her twelves, she have a good eye to find good pieces in trashcans in industrial areas and started to earn a lot of money with it.
She decided to joing Tenth Street Reds when after a robot fight the losers tried to rob and rape her, saying she cheated. One of the Red members were there and saved Celeste, offering a place in the gang, along with protection during the robot fights and other privileges.
She always had a thing for Garrus. Seeing him working with those machines, calibrating and so on always made Celeste smile. What can I say? She loves machines so he loving them is a a huge plus!
Celeste was actually a little bit frustrated at Garrus after sometime in the Normandy during ME2, she tried to be discreet, make small moves, but once she realized Garrus wasn’t picking up the message decided to go as straight-forward as possible, taking advanced of Garrus coment about releasing the stress.
There was this time, after some “Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations” Celeste decided to tease Garrus a little and said “Oh well, you know I’m part synthetic. Maybe you can find something here to calibrate too?”. His face was unforgettable.
Celeste LOVES dancing. She’s just not very good at it, but after the tango with Garrus she decides them BOTH will have dance lessons during their free time ‘cause why not? If he can do it, Celeste certainly thinks she can too.
She knows how to sing. It’s not like a diva but Celeste can sing pretty well.
AFTER DESTROY ENDING
After they find her body in the middle of London, Celeste stays in a coma for almost six years; enough time to them rebuild the mass relays and Garrus be able to go look for her(which was around 4 years after the Reapers). Garrus decided to stay there, waiting for her wake up.
Celeste lost one of her legs after the Reapers but thanks to all her doings there was a group of scientists who wanted to thank her by giving a brand new robotic prosthesis leg build with a technology similar to EDI’s body.
After that, every time Garrus dismiss her because he is doing something else Celeste says “What a shame, I thought you could help me calibrating this thing”, it’s like a code to have some sex/good time. But there was times she was actually asking for help and Garrus went to the room anticipating a good sext night with Shep, just to find her on the bedroom floor, with a lot of tools, cursing her leg for her high heels upgrade not working properly.
Celeste decides to resign after all the Reaper war. She does miss the action but she wanted to have a future with Garrus, a future where she could be sure both of them would be alive.
Garrus is invited to become a General in Palaven, so Celeste moves with him there. It’s hard to live in a planet with such a small quantity of humans but she manages to find friends who won’t look ugly at them for being a multi-race family.
They DO adopt a krogan baby, with Wrex and Eve blessing and the promise of visiting every year so Drac wouldn’t forget “how to be a true krogan”. Drac goes to Tuchanka every year and spend a mouth with “Uncle Wrex” alone, there he learn how to fight and many krogan culture from Eve. Sometimes Garrus and Celeste need to remember him that her can’t fight everyone who looks wrong at him.
Celeste is decided to make Drac THE BEST ENGINEER TUCHANKA EVER HAD so she tries to teach him how to build things as soon as he starts to talk. So of course she buys him the biggest and collest Legos she can find everytime they go to Earth.
Belated Happy Birthday @vorchagirl I noticed that your latest Celeste is romancing Liara and I wanted to make a piece with the two for you. Sadly didn’t get it done in time to be ready for your Birthday in your time zone though. However I hope you had a fantastic day.
modding Celeste’s dress was definetely a good idea
my Shepard + my favourite modded casual outifts for ME3
N7 operative jumpsuit (Spectre variant)
Zeb’s t-shirt and leggings (N7 variant)
Kitsumi’s modded casual outfits for LE3 (N7 shirt variant)