#chip reader

[bdemonbull72]

Megavolt: We actually have the chip reader now.

Quackerjack: Really? [humms as he holds a potato chip up to the scanner]

Megavolt: Oh, no, it won't work on that kind of ch-

Scanner A.I. : [Beeps] Transaction complete.

Megavolt: [Jaw drops]

[gg-spins]

Incorrect BVB Quote #3

*At The Grocery Store*

Cashier: Yes, we actually have the chip reader now.

CC: *intrigued* 

CC: Oh yeah *Pulls out actual chip* 

Cashier: .....

CC: *puts chip in smiling* Hmmmm

Cashier: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of-

Chip Reader: T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E D

[secretly-the-mothman]

I can't be the only one who sees it right?

[dudesparce]

If anyone could make a credit card corn chip it’d be Tochiro

[hodoge]

She can hack ANYTHING!! [Overwatch Comic Dub]

when chip readers became a thing, they gave me problems 2 lmao (and by me i mean my mom eHEH) -- Art belongs to: lesbeanlatte.tumblr.com Go follow them! D.va...

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[cashier-memes]

Chip reader: beeps Customer: *puts groceries in cart Chip: beeps Customer: *makes dinner Chip: beeps Customer: *sues Walmart Chip: beeps Customer: *dies

[thecaffeinekitty]

Dear Customers with the Chip

I know it takes forever. If it feels like forever to you, please remember that I have probably checked out 100 other people today, and more than half of them had the chip. And of those, again more than half refused to wait to be prompted to insert their card. The screen will tell you. I will tell you. I actually tell you, "In a minute, the screen will prompt you when it's ready." That does not mean "insert/swipe card IMMEDIATELY and ignore all further instructions." I know it takes forever. The machine takes forever. But not paying attention to the process makes it take so much longer.

[evilsillyputty]

I make comics like this when it’s slow enough at work. It’s a good way to blow off some steam. We literally cannot scan cards at the register the customer has to do it at the chip reader. I hate it when they try to give me their card. I don’t want to touch it, I don’t know were it’s been.