#cigamofssertsim

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imagine youre muttering to yourself abt being annoyed with your boyfriend bc he left his socks on the floor or he left dishes in the sink or smth but you cant even do that in peace bc wherever he is on the planet he can hear you bc youre lois lane and your boyfriend is superman

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billy: im sorry, but shouldnt british websites use biscuits?

john: why do you keep asking me?

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damian: remember, boys. no monkey business

jon: where would we even get a monkey??

billy: let alone one with a head for business

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tim: what the hell did i ever do to you??

jason: isnt it obvious?? you were born

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mia: go and apologize to dinah for whatever you did

ollie: i didnt do anything!

mia: like that matters

ollie: thank you

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keli: whats the opposite of “take care?”

bart: find harm?

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*at a charity gala*

green lantern (hal): what are you eating?

flash: some hors dorv thing theyre passing out. want some?

green lantern: no thanks. i dont eat anything i cant identify

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oliver: so sportsmaster is lian’s grandfather??

dinah: yeah

oliver: but im her grandfather

dinah: you can have more than one