a few superlantern headcanons for valentine’s day bc i have literally NOTHING else planned lmao:
- Hal loves to casually slide his hand onto the butt pocket of Clark’s jeans/pants to cop a feel, but whenever Clark does the same thing back, Hal gets reallyyyy flustered. Hal defends himself by saying that Clark’s hand is really, really warm.
- they had puppy crushes on each other when they met that one summer as teens. to varying levels of self-acknowledgement. (maybe hal was clark’s gay awakening?)
- Hal gets all the Oan records he can on Krypton and Kryptonian culture to add to Clark’s archives on them (including some that he probably would get in trouble with Salaak if he caught him). Hal and Clark go over them together, sometimes. Clark has a hard time not crying by the end.
- neither of them get scars, Clark on account of being Kryptonian and Hal because of both being resurrected and becoming a god several times each. They both kinda have a Complex about it but help each other feel normal abt it and accept it
- neither of them have particularly healthy diets (Clark having a penchant for chomping on metal and Hal being…Hal). HOWEVER. they will absolutely destroy a bowl of fresh fruits together. Clark was a farmboy and Hal is a Californian who grew up spoiled by all the fresh produce options
- Clark is one of the only people Hal feels safe/comfy with to slip into uptalk (i’m a #valleygirlaccentHal truther) because clark will NEVER EVER make fun of hal for uptalk.
- they r absolutely those cheesy bitches who slow dance to a jazz tune in the kitchen late at night.
- the first time hal invited clark to “netflix and chill” for date night, clark actually got really invested in watching the actual movie. i’m talking bawling by the end credits. hal did NOT get some that night (tho he couldn’t even be mad because clark was too cute).
- whenever one of them has to leave a date because either clark hears someone in trouble or hal gets pinged by the Guardians or smth, the other just goes with. for funsies. global crime has genuinely gone down a decent percentage just because a threat that only requires maybe one superhero to take down keeps getting absolutely bodied by both Superman AND Green Lantern showing up and clearly blowing some steam off as their foreplay for the night.