We went into a dream realm last night and set off a firework so powerful that it broke a hole in the roof of the subway station we were at! Since it was a dream world, Mephistopheles made sure no one actually got hurt for my sake, so it was a lot of fun.
We got chased by the police for a while before escaping in a submarine! It was really cool. I got carried princess-style and then I got a turn to carry Mephistopheles! owo
50,504 words. 31 angsty oneshots. A whole month's worth of Psych fics written for Whumptober 2021. Buckle up folks for it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Links, warnings, and summaries are under the cut.
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Day 1 - All Trussed Up And Still Nowhere To Go
Summary: Shawn knows that this time it isn’t his fault. But the look on Juliet’s face certainly makes him feel like it is.
Prompt: “You Have To Let Go”
Warnings: heights, cliffhanger, self-sacrifice (sorta)
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Day 2 - Talking Is Overrated
Summary: Shawn and Juliet are kidnapped and trapped with no way out. But when words fail, actions prevail.
Prompts: Choking, Gagged, Talking is Overrated
Warnings: choking, characters thinking they're gonna die, kidnapping
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Day 3 - Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But…
Summary: Juliet comes home trying to hide an injury. Too bad Shawn is incredibly observant.
Prompts: Taunting (sorta), Insults, “Who Did This To You?”
Warnings: blood mention, sexism, mentions of assault, injuries
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Day 4 - Trust Fall
Summary: Karen watches Juliet get kidnapped and it's a race against time to save her. She only hopes both of them have enough of it left. (sequel to this)
Prompts: “Do You Trust Me?”, Taken Hostage (kinda)
Warnings: Kidnapping, Panic Attacks, Heights
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Day 5 - I’ve Got Red In My Ledger
Summary: (Mob boss!Juliet AU) Juliet isn't sure what hurts more, Carlton being captured or Shawn being the cause of it.
Prompts: Betrayal, Misunderstanding, Broken Nose
Warnings: Blood, Torture Mention, Open Ending, Breakup? Kinda?
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Day 6 - Touch And Go
Summary: Shawn's always been a tactile person but he's never really known just how touch starved he truly is.
Prompts: Touch Starved
Warnings: mentions of emotional abuse, not really touched on but there, gunshot wound, kidnapping, trauma
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Day 7 - My Spidey-sense Is Tingling
Summary: An encounter with a suspect leaves Shawn drugged and reeling from the side effects. This is going to be a long week.
Prompts: Helplessness, Numbness
Warnings: Nonconsensual drug usage, migraines, throwing up, numbness, delusions
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Day 8 - Coughing Up A Lung
Summary: Gus is sick. Everyone around him thinks it's just a cold but he's not too sure.
Prompts: Exotic Illness (sort of?), “Definitely Just A Cold”
Warnings: unknown illness, blood
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Day 9 - Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Summary: (Magic Powers!AU) Shawn's been kidnapped and Juliet will do anything to save him. Though she's not entirely sure why.
Prompts: Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated, Presumed Dead, Blind Rage
Warnings: blood, descriptions of violence
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Day 10 - Oops, I Did It Again
Summary:
In the wake of his stroke, Carlton finds himself making a heartbreaking decision regarding his wife and family.
Prompts:
Hospital, Ice Chips
Warnings:
hospitals, mentions of a stroke but not very many medical details
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Day 11 - Just Keep Swimming
Summary: Juliet killed Jerry Carp. She had to, there was no other choice. But that doesn't stop her from being haunted by the experience.
Prompts: Just Keep Swimming, Adrift
Warnings: mentions of character death, guilt, nightmares
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Day 12 - It’ll Be Fun, They Said
Summary: Shawn gets kidnapped and everyone he knows thinks he's dead. How could this get any worse?
Prompts: Torture, Made To Watch, Begging
Warnings: characters thinking other characters are dead, torture (non graphic though), tasering
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Day 13 - That’s Gonna Leave A Mark
Summary: "Stupid Spencer. Stupid man getting himself kidnapped when his wife is eight months pregnant. Stupid Guster for helping him. Stupid Psychphrancisco for having a stupid name." It’s safe to say Carlton is not exactly happy with how current events are turning out.
Prompts: That’s Gonna Leave A Mark, “This Is Gonna Suck”, Burns
Warnings: Kidnapping, Burns, Guns
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Day 14 - Under Pressure
Summary: Shawn's expected to go toe to toe with Mr. Yang. But after he learns his mom has been taken, he's not so sure he can live up to that expectation.
Prompts: Under Pressure, Beaten
Warnings: None that I can think of but please let me know if there are any I should include.
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Day 15 - Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever
Summary: Iris comes down with the flu and Karen takes care of her. Seeing her daughter so sick is not easy.
Prompts: Delirium, Fever Dreams
Warnings: sickness, the prompts above
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Day 16 - On A Need To Know Basis
Summary: Shawn's nervous. Tonight is the night he's going to tell Juliet about his scar.
Prompts: Scars
Warnings: Hospital Mentions
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Day 17 - Field Care 101
Summary: After Lassie steps in a bear trap in "Lassie Jerky", it's up to Juliet to take care of her partner.
Prompts: Field Care 101, “Please Don’t Move!”, Dread
Warnings: Blood, Injury
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Day 18 - Now Smile For The Camera
Summary: The pictures he found on the blueberry just hours earlier of Juliet still fresh in his mind, Shawn finds that the stalker had something much worse planned for the detective. Santabarbaratown but with a twist.
Prompts: “Now Smile For The Camera”
Warnings: Kidnapping, signs of struggle
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Day 19 - Just A Scratch
Summary: (Werewolf!AU) Walking across campus after midnight alone is probably not Juliet's best idea, there's no telling what might be lurking in the shadows.
Prompts: Bitten, Bleeding
Warnings: See above prompts
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Day 20 - Lost & Found
Summary: Shawn, Gus, and Juliet all get kidnapped and shoved in the trunk of a car. Seems like a great time for Shawn to learn some things about himself.
Prompts: Trunk
Warnings: claustrophobia, panic attack, references to child emotional abuse
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Day 21 - That’s Where The Blood’s Supposed To Be
Summary: (Criminal!AU) Juliet was having such a good day, right up to the point where she found Shawn passed out and bleeding on her kitchen floor.
Prompts: Bleeding Through The Bandages, Pressure, Blood-matted Hair
Warnings: Blood, Open Ending, Partial Nudity but still sfw
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Day 22 - They Made Me Do It
Summary: (Magic Powers!AU) Juliet and Gus find out that having mysterious magical powers comes with some... repercussions.
Prompts: They Made Me Do It, Cursed, Obsession
Warnings: slight violence? I guess, let me know if I should tag any
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Day 23 - You Break It, You Buy It
Summary: Pursing a suspect with Shawn, Gus, Juliet and Lassiter isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Prompts: You Break It, You Buy It, Pursuit
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Day 24 - One Down Two To Go
Summary: While camping with Selene and Karen, Juliet wakes up from a nightmare and has to face her past.
Prompts: Flashbacks
Warnings: slight mention of ptsd, nothing bad though
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Day 25 - We Didn't Start the Fire
Summary: After two false alarms, Shawn and Juliet wind up ignoring the third, which turns out to not be the best idea.
Prompts: Escape, Hiding
Warning: fire, characters thinking they're gonna die (no actual death though)
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Day 26 - You Will Go Down With This (Friend)Ship
Summary: Gus is usually a very anxious person, but there's something about being Mr. Yin's movie lot that doesn't sit right with him. He soon finds out why.
Prompts: Fallen, Trap Door
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Day 27 - I’m Fine. I Prom…
Summary: Selene loves Gus, but sometimes his constant doting over her being pregnant gets a little suffocating.
Prompts: I’m Fine. I Prom…, Passing Out, Vertigo
Warnings: mentions of morning sickness symptoms
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Day 28 - It’s Not Just In Your Head
Summary: Juliet wakes from a nightmare about Yin and is faced with having to chose whether or not to trust Shawn with her deepest fears.
Prompts: Nightmares, Panic
Warnings: PTSD, Panic, Fear of Being Known
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Day 29 - All Work And No Play
Summary: As a result of an increased caseload, Juliet is exhausted and overworked, causing Shawn to be very worried about his wife.
Prompts: Overworked
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Day 30 - Can't Turn Back Now, I'm Haunted
Summary: In the wake of Mary's death and Abigail and Juliet's kidnappings, Shawn feels a lot of things. Mostly guilt.
Prompts: Major Character Death (kinda, he's not really main but whatever), Ghosts (also kinda)
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Day 31 - Hurt & Comfort
Summary: After nearly causing an international incident in "Shawn Rescues Darth Vader", Chief Vick decides that there's only one thing to do. Send her detectives and consultants to group therapy.
Prompts: Trauma
Warnings: Mentions of PTSD and panic attacks and basically just trauma all around
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hey y’all. in light of the police murders of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tony McDade, and many many others, I wanted to boost actions you can take and places that are taking donations to protect Black communities and protestors. i’ve donated $20 and plan to donate more, please match me if you can. i know this blog is a safe haven for many folks, so this will be my only post about it, but i also have so many followers that I couldn’t justify not speaking up.
actions: contact local politicians about police rehiring policies,
avoid posting or circulating photos of any protestors where their face can be seen. ask others to remove posts where this is the case. it is not enough to blur, the entire figure should be covered with an opaque box. do not edit using programs that save the original picture and screencap edited photos to remove the original metadata.
read up on why american police as an institution are harmful and deeply racist (cw for in-depth discussions of murder, white supremacy, abuse, and more in this post’s sources)
donations: see this masterpost
and this thread aggregating crowd funds (we have to show up for vulnerable people when they are alive)
donate to migizi, a native american youth center that needs help rebuilding after their building was burned down
if you have donation suggestions drop them in the replies, please only suggest your cashapp, venmo, etc if you are Black.
to any followers out protesting (or who have loved ones who are doing so), stay safe. power to the people. black lives matter.
*in response to the anon who is “disappointed” that i’m framing this as about race and white supremacy.... see below the cut:
yes, cops hurt all oppressed people. yes, there are cops of color who commit murder. yes, there are white and non-black poc victims, and I mourn them too. however, the police are structurally designed to protect white supremacy: our police institutions are descended from slave patrols. cops of color who are unwilling to use force/murder are systematically pushed out of the force, often by denying backup so that they are more likely to die or quit. cops have been caught literally using photos of black people as target practice. while the police also protect other systems of oppression, it is clear that many of the incidents sparking these particular protests are based in white supremacy. i will not ignore that.
Why is it that if a trained, armed cop feels threatened (which I'm sure they genuinely do depending on the circumstances) they're allowed to "panic" and make a "split second decision" to shoot first and ask questions later...
But if an unarmed, untrained rando has cops yelling at them with weapons drawn, they're expected to keep a level head and comply?
A deaf man arrested in "Operation Trailer Trap" was looking for food on one of the "bait trucks," reports say.
In two videos, one reportedly filmed Thursday at 59th and Carpenter near the Dan Ryan Expy. and another filmed Friday at 56th and Ashland, activists allege Chicago Police officers are pulling over — and then abandoning —semi-trucks filled with merchandise in the under-resourced neighborhood as part of a government operation.
Keeping poor, largely Black, communities in horrific desperate conditions and then putting the kinds of resources you deny them in abandoned trucks and arresting people for trying to get them is just an overall inhuman and sadistic bit of capitalist, racist cruelty.
It is true that a lot of things cops see and experience are traumatic and not normal! And shouldn't be normal!
However!!! I would be a hell of a lot more sympathetic if you gave ANY indication of understanding that there are large swathes of people who share those experiences and for whom it is, horrifically, normal. You fucking work for them. And unlike you they don't get leave and go somewhere safe and relaxing at the end of the day. It's not a fucking job for them, they didn't get a choice, and they don't get paid for it at all, let alone as well as you do.
You fucking chose this.
And you have a platform and you could be talking about the impacts of trauma and the potential in community and the importance of preventative care and building resilience and cross-community solidarity and how seeing and supporting and listening to the most vulnerable members of our communities improves all our lives... but instead you wanna talk about how non-cops don't care enough about your feelings and can't imagine how hard you have it.