#dmc incorrect quotes

[simple-dorito]

Dante: wanna go on a hunt with me?

You; I would but I’m…compromised.

Dante: what do you-

Vergil: *fell fast asleep on your lap in devil trigger*

You: I’m legally and literally not allowed to leave

Dante: why?

You: my legs fell asleep-

[paradiscake]

Nero is doing his best.

[kidicaruslover911]

Dante regaining consciousness

You worried sick: “Oh my god, how is your head?”

Dante with his stupid smirk again: “I mean, I haven’t had any complaints yet-“

You, punching him: “You’re fine.”

Dante: “OW?! But I thought I had you screa-“

You walking away: “Yeah you’re fine.”

[amoretteboba]

Y/N : I’ve never met anyone like you

Dante : awww ur too kind

Y/N : like genuinely

Y/N : it’s insane how “different” you are

Y/N : don’t take this the wrong way but I feel like you should have a disorder named after you

[saltspll]

dmc as twitter profiles reader insert

no, i will not call it x

[hiimstillapieceoftrash]

Incorrect quotes with the DMC crew

Nero: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong. Vergil: *Sipping his tea after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

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Dante: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm!

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Vergil: You disgust me. Dante: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Dante: I can't imagine what Vergil is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Dante: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Dante: Working sucks. Dante: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

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Dante: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated. Vergil: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell! *later* Vergil, texting Dante: hopital.

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Vergil: You might not know this, Nero, but I am a flawed person. Nero: I do know that.

[da-g04t]

Lady: Dante…….you need to get some pads in here

Dante: What’s a pad?

Lady: For a period. I can’t work on my period if devil may cry doesn’t have pads.

Dante: What’s a period?

Trish: Oh my god.

[darkecho-thewolf-yt]

"You see, when a man and his sword love each other very much..."

- V explaining his birth or something