#dr moose

[brainrotisseriechicken]

two site directors coming together to maximize their joint slay

[asexual-cat-furry]

Happy pride month (as of me writing this june hasn't reached the States yet so theres blissful silence on my dash still) wanna hear my SCP queer hcs? Trick question, I'm telling you them anyway

Clef - AMAB helian, he/it - he was panro & ace & aro-spec before Lilly's bs. Now more like... panro-aroace & caedsexual. Also polyam; part of a polycule w/ Kondraki, Bright, and some others

Kondraki - cis male, he/him - pan & polyam. Took him 20 years of suffering, arguing with himself, and going through every stage of grief to accept that he likes men. Part of the polycule w/ Clef, Bright & co; he and Clef are an old married couple who throw plates at each other as a love language

963/Bright/Shaw - genderfluid, varying/any. Original body was male - polysexual polyam. Started the polycule. Chronic flirter rivalling Rights

Gears - cis male, he/him - pan-grayromantic ace. But I don’t think he cares about labels that much. Like he realises he's not straight at some point but he's just like "ah that makes sense, anyway" and goes back to work. I'm not sure if he and Iceberg are romantic but they are a Close Bonded Thing nonetheless

Iceberg - cis male, he/him - pan. Doesn't care that he's not straight he knew that already, he's just mad (with himself) that the person he's in love with is Gears. Hovers within 30 cm of him at all times like an angry tsundere cat ready to maul anyone who pisses Gears off in the slightest

Glass - cis male, he/him - pan (<- canon). Confused and terrified that he thinks Bright is kinda cute. Doesn't want to join the polycule tho bc Clef fucking scares him

Rights - cis female, she/her - bi. Yes she's absolutely bedded (and stabbed) people for access to files before. Kondraki can't talk to her without immediately panicking and infodumping about bugs for an hour straight and she thinks it's cute

Light - CAMAB intersex trans female, she/her. She and Lament are t4t I will not be taking criticism on this - acejump bi. She does not know this so guess what heavily contributes to her & Lament's constant break-up-get-back-together cycle (it's not toxic it's just kinda chaotic and dumb)

Moose - AFAB closeted nb (<- canon iirc), she/her. Seeing Clef casually using it/its for himself has done unspeakable things to her psyche - pansexual homoflexromantic. Classic example of internalised homo/biphobia

Iris - cis female, she/her - bi. Had a crush on Cain for several years, then saw Meri and immediately fell in love. No regrets

Meri - cis female, she/her - lesbian. "Catholic after 15 years of confusion and internalised homophobia" type of lesbian, which is one of the most lesbian types of lesbian. Had a crush on the mother Mary

Lucien (049) - cis male, he/him - bi. He was born in the middle ages, so he absolutely thinks it's some sort of sin and tries not to like men, but then Dýo's proudly gnc ass exists anywhere in the general vicinity and Lucien is gonn be praying extra hard tonight (while thinking about Dýo's ass)

Talloran - transmasc nb, he/they - caedsexual uranic. He and Draven are canon and cute and Talloran can't fucking stand his father-in-law

Sherman - cis male, he/him - ace (<- canon), but I bet he's been in relationships before he figured it out

[arturite2]

"It's a morale-booster!"

[most-fuckable-scp-character]

Come one come all to witness this bracket to find out who the most fuckable SCP character is. This will kick off soon, so follow so you can stay up to date on this!

[rottingraisins]

Immensely tiny foundation staff... wanted to try my hand at these 2014 era deviantart chibi sticker type things & then blacked out and came to like 12 characters in

in order: kondraki, clef, rights, bright, light, iceberg, gears, crow, moose, gerald, glass, king, mann, lament, diogenes aaand zyn kiryu ✌️

[ocean-lilypad]

Tilda Moose sketch

[arttsuka]

Dr Moose

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

I present to you: a drawing of a bunch of senior personnel from the SCP Foundation.