#dumbledorequotes

[jellyraindrops]

Hogwarts on Crack~but more than usual

*Breakfast in the Great Hall*

Me: So did anyone do the Transfiguration homework? I fell asleep halfway...

Cedric: Oh yeah, here-

Dumbledore: Miss L/N, Mr Diggory, I will let you continue your old married couple discussion after this, I can assure you.

Me: -what

Cedric: Our what?

Dumbledore: Students, I have a very important, very hypothetical request...if anyone knows the cure for a butt rash, please come to me immediately. It is purely hypothetical of course. I don't have a butt rash.

Me: He totally has a butt rash. You know, his butt has been looking a bit swollen lately.

Cedric: How-why did you look at his butt?

Me: Have you seen the size of that thing?

Dumbledore:

Dumbledore: 500 points to Hufflepuff for saying that I've got a fat booty!

Me:

Cedric:

Hufflepuff: *cheering*

Other houses: *confused*

Professor McGonagall: Merlin give me strength...

[snehadarkacademia]

When Albus Dumbledore said "but for now let him sleep. For in dreams we enter a world that's entirely our own. Let him swim in the deepest ocean or climb over the highest clouds"

And When John Keating said "but only in their dreams can men be truly free. Twas always thus, and thus always will be"

[daydreamingabout-not-you]

"I put it on, and for a second I imagined that I was about to see Ariana, and my mother, and my father, and to tell them how very, very sorry I was…"

Young, remorseful Albus Dumbledore

[whispernerdytome]

12.31.3021

[ietsoxgyenthief]

“Do not pity the dead Harry. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love.” - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2

[redadidassneakers]

Dumbledore: Don't touch anything

James: Yes sir

Dumbledore: Don't call me sir

James: Yes ma'am

[gryffidnorgranger]

Dumbledore: It’s not that I don’t care about you but if you died it wouldn’t be much of an inconvenience.

[butterflysplume]

"A veces la indiferencia y la frialdad causan mucho más daño que la aversión declarada".

Harry Potter y la orden del fénix.