Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.
Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.
❃Uttermost Lifestyle
Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character
Summary: Some people didn't like the idea of a girl being apart of Jackass and if they wanted her, they wanted her to at least show some nudity like the guys to be entertained. Unlike most of the public, the cast loved and treated her like family despise what people thought of her. They let her do whatever she was comfortable doing and never forced her to do anything she didn't wanna do.
"I just got the worst wake up of my life so now I'm gonna take it out on Dunn. Little back story, Anna has to bunk with Dunn because her bed is still dying from a prank we did on her." Bam tells the camera before going into the bedroom with the guitar he plans to slam on Ryan.
He sees Dunn laying on his stomach with one arm on top of Anna's left arm, who was laying on her side facing him. Bam liked how close the two were as friends but refused and never could imagine them more than friends. So part of him hated seeing how close their faces slightly were.
As soon as the guitar hits Ryan's back he starts shouting making Anna slightly jump before coving her face with her hands.
"What is going on?" Ryan asks annoyed.
"We're going to New Orleans and you two need to get up." Bam places his hands on his hips. Neither of the two move to get up so Bam jumps kicking off the wall landing one the two but mostly Ryan.
"I'm giving you the count of two to get up or else we're leaving your asses. One, two. Alright see you later." Bam leaves them.
"What a dick." Ryan groans.
"Nothing new." Anna groans as the camera crew leaves them to sleep.
When the two finally wake up it was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon. "I miss my bed." Anna groans popping her back.
"It should be ready for you when we get back." Ryan tells her and she looks at him.
"I don't wanna go." She whines following him outside to see his ride. "Look at that. We both can't fit on that. Have fun." She smiles patting his back.
"They did it in Dumb and Dumber. Fine just ride with the crew." He looks at them and they agree she could.
On the Mini bike, Ryan stops at a place to get it juiced up to go faster than 31mph. "I say it won't make it over 40." Anna glances at Ryan standing on her left.
"Anything is better than 31." He tells her so she starts to smirk.
"Even 32?" She fully turns to face him.
"Anything over 35." He gets more specific. "You just gotta get smart with me, huh?"
"You know I do." She grabs his shoulder leaning towards him, "Because I'm actually smarter." She blows into his ear.
As more time and distance goes Ryan already had a chat with Bam and Raab. He almost lost a map and got a ride in the back of a truck.
"Okay, I'm done of this shit. We're flying the rest of the way." Anna grabs Ryan by his blue vest.
"I know our guy."
They arrive to New Orleans before the rest so they start to have fun drinking and getting a lot of beads. "You still wish you stayed home?" Ryan asks Anna as they look out at the crown of people.
"Yes, I still do!" She laughs drinking her drink.
"Why be home when alone and bored than here having fun?" He asks nudging her shoulder.
"Well for starters... I'd get a break from all the bull I deal with everyday." She leans against the railing looking at him with a smile.
"That's a very good reason... but I know a better reason to be here." He does the same as her actions.
"And what would that be Dunn?" She tilts her head.
"You're with me and I'm great to be with." He holds his cup out to her and she dings it with hers.
"I will admit that, yes. Only when you aren't around the others though. I'm sorry." She says making him laugh.
"All I'm hearing is that you say I'm great and you love me." He says making her shake her head.
"I never said I love you."
"You just did." He points out making her roll her eyes as he puts an arm around her shoulder. "Just admit it. You love me." He walks them over some so he could sit and pull her down to sit on one of his legs.
"Didn't you just say I did though? So I don't have to say it again." She takes his hat off him to fix the sides of his hair before putting it back on him.
Ryan just looks at her before remembering he has to speak, "Yes, you do."
Anna huffs not wanting to say it, "Fine, I love you." She says looking into his eyes before she gets off of him. The sudden realization she's falling for him all over again since she's gotten back and getting close to him again.
"Hey, look who it is." Ryan points out Bam so they go over to him. Ryan taps on Bam's shoulder making him turn around, "Where the hell you been?"
Bam suddenly realizes who was in front of him making him scream. "What the hell? When did you get here?" He asks them.
"Like hours ago." Ryan tells them.
"You got here before us?" Glomb says shocked.
"Look at us." Ryan motions to the beads around his and Anna's necks.
"There was no way you both actually fit on that shit." Bam eyes them.
"Fuck no. He rode that shit and I rode along with the crew watching his ass on the thing." Anna says half of the truth.
"This dickhead beat us in a moped! In a blue leather vest." Bam says making Ryan laugh and Anna walk off some.
"Anna you came!" Raab walks over to her. "I called you'd stay home. Look at you proving me wrong."
"You're already drunk really?" She laughs at him.
"No, I mean I probably won't remember anything." He laughs making her laugh. "Glad you came. You should've woken up earlier. It was a fun ride here and stoping at skate parks." He gives her a kiss but she didn't care.
"I'm kinda glad I didn't though because I would be stuck with Vito complaining about all the stops you guys did." She says knowing her uncle.
"Plus there was pranks between the buses." He puts an arm around her pulling her into his side.
"Where did Anna go?" Bam finally noticed she wasn't with them anymore.
Ryan looks around and sees her laughing with Raab basically hanging on to her. His arm was resting on her shoulder but making should she was kept into his side. Every time he talked to her, he would awfully lean close towards her while pulling her closer to him.
"With Raab." Ryan tells him while eyeing them down.
Bam looks over at where Ryan's eyes were focused. "I gotta go save her." Bam says making his way through everyone to get to her. "We lost you." He tells her.
"It's okay. I found her." Raab shakes Anna with a smile.
"Okay." Why don't you come back to the rest of us." Bam grabs his sister pulling her towards him.
"I will but I need to find a bathroom inside first. I'll be back." She slips away.
"Annabelle!" Bam shouts wanting to keep an eye on her.
"You're sister is fine in her own." Ape shows up with everyone making their way towards him.
Bam looks at Ryan trusting him the most, "I'll go find the bathroom." He leaves the group going inside.
Meanwhile Annabelle got to the bathroom with no problems but leaving was a different story. This random drunk guy grabbed her arm trying to keep her there to have a conversation.
"I really need to get back to my friends and family." She tried to tell him but he just wouldn't.
"You should let loose some." He removes his hand but walks closer to her.
"Really, I told my brother I'd be right back." Anna potentially tells him.
Ryan finally spots Anna with a guy looking very uncomfortable so he goes over to them. "There you are. We were getting worried about you." Ryan snakes his arm around her waist holding her closer to him then leans down giving her a quick peck on the lips. "This guy bugging you?" He eyes the drunk man.
"We were just talking." The guy tells him while Anna was staring at Ryan shocked by his actions.
"We should get back to the others." Ryan looks down at her.
"Yeah." She nods her head so Ryan walks them away. "You didn't have to do all that." She speaks up as he keeps his arm around her.
"It worked though didn't it?" He laughs.
"Well yeah but the kiss wasn't necessary. You showing up and the arm would've worked fine." She removes herself from him. "Thanks though." She goes to the others while Ryan curses at himself.
"You look like hell." Raab laughs as Anna walks into the pirate bar.
"Not in the mood. I'm dying." She groans filling up a glass of water to take her pain killers for her cramps.
"Oh, the girl thing." He catches it because once a month she says she's dying.
"The girl thing has a name, Raab." She laughs at how the opposite sex hates the topic.
"I'm not saying it." He makes a face.
"It's call a Pe-," She starts making him reach over covering her mouth.
"Stop!" He uncovers her mouth as she start to laugh more.
"What are you shouting about?" Rake walks into the room.
"Girl stuff once a month." Raab puts his hand up to keep Anna from answering.
"You started today. Got it. Don't piss you off. You're hell during these days." He says getting a look from her. "I didn't say anything." He leaves the room fast.
"Anna you're out of pads!" Jenn shouts upstairs.
"What?! I just saw some!" Anna rushes up the stairs.
"Yeah, but I took them. I need some plus you have a few days."
"No, I started this morning. Now I have to go to the store." Anna groans going up to her room to get her keys.
"Can you get me some too?"
"Sure." Anna huffs as she leaves.
"Where are you headed off to?" Bam asks as he skates by her.
"The store to get a few things." She hops in her car then her passenger door opens showing Ryan getting in. "What are you doing?" She looks at him.
"We need more beer and I'm out of cigarettes." She rolls her eyes starting the car and they drive off ti the store.
While Ryan goes to get the beer with the cart, Anna goes to the ladies department to get pads for her and Jenn. "Are you kidding me..." She sees the box she needs is on the top shelf where she couldn't reach.
"Anna!" Ryan yells walking towards the direction Anna split off from him.
"Over here!" She shouts then groans in pain because her cramps were getting bad.
Once Ryan sees the aisle she was on he groans but then sees she was in serious pain holding her lower belly.
"Can you please do me a favor?" She turns towards him. "Can you get that box for me?" She points up at it.
He nods his going over and gets it down tossing it into the cart while she puts a different brand in the cart too. "Thank you." She groans.
Ryan moves the things around in the carts then picks Anna up putting her in it. Knowing Anna for a very long time and being the only one who pays attention to the small things... He's notices that when she has cramps walking makes them worse for her especially the first three days. "So you don't have to walk around. Now to all your favorite snacks?" He asks making her laugh a yes.
Back at the house Anna went to her room with all her things after giving Jenn her box of pads. "Ape... What helps with cramps?" Ryan walks over to her while she does laundry.
She turns to him slightly surprised he was evening asking this question. "Pain medicine, exercise-,"
Ryan cuts in, "Exercise actually makes it worse for Anna."
April nods her head, "Okay... Heat to the abdomen, hot bath, rest, water. Not much you can do to help. Why are you asking?" She slightly chuckles.
"Wanted to know what I can do to help Anna not be in so much pain." He tells her.
"That's sweet, Dunn. You're a good friend for wanting to help. Especially since you have no knowledge of what we go through. And most guys try to ignore it and find it uncomfortable." She pats his arm.
"Thanks, Ape." He goes upstairs.
"Dunn, come play." Dico calls him over.
"Start without me. I'll wait for a new game." Ryan walks upstairs going up to Anna's room and knocks on the door waiting for her to say come in. "I heard hot baths help with cramps." He sits at the end of her bed.
"You heard this where?" She asks as she was curled up in a ball.
"Your mom. I asked her what helps with cramps." He tells her the truth.
"Why?" She asks confused.
"I wanted to help you. You look in more pain than you have in the past."
"Why do you pay attention to my pain during my periods?" She laughs.
"You groan a way lot more when they are terrible. Plus you look sicker at times. My sister told me sometimes if they're bad enough you can throw up." He explains to her.
"So you ask other women to research ways to help me?"
"Yes. Ape said I'm a good friend especially since I don't know what you guys go through. Plus most guys find the topic uncomfortable." He says proud of himself.
"It's true. Raab refuses to hear the word period come out of my mouth. He kept shutting me up earlier."
"Why don't you take a hot bath then afterwards we can watch your favorite movies. Just yell my name when you're done." He tells her the goes downstairs to play pool with the guys.
"You do know to leave her alone right? It the time of the month." Rake tells him.
"I know. I went to the store with her and had to get a box of pads off the top shelf for her." He says making Raab complain.
"I don't wanna hear girl stuff."
"It's a normal thing for them. Us guys should slightly learn about so we aren't so ignorant. Your future wife is going to have them and you're gonna have to hear about." Rake tells him.
"I did some research." Ryan shrugs his shoulders. "I wanted to see what I could do to help with Anna's pain. Not a lot you can do for them."
"Can we not talk about periods? Especially my sister." Bam asks as it was his turn to play.
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When I was finished with my hot bath didn't really wanna call Ryan because I didn't want him to feel like he had to spend time with me. Especially when I was on my period. And I wanted to know why all of a sudden he decided to be a good friend when he never has cared in the past.
I decide not to call out his name so I put on a movie and lay down in my bed. "Hey, we're going to a concert. I know you wanna stay home but Bam said to still ask." Rake pops into my room.
"I'm not leaving my bed for anything except for the bathroom or change my movie. Have fun." I tell him and as he leaves Ryan comes in.
"Oh, I'm not going. My agenda for the day is to take care of you. Best friend to the aid." He does a Superman pose jumping onto my bed.
"Did you take a shower?" I asks surprise noticing his hair was wet.
"Yeah, and I used soap." He picks up his head giving me a smile.
"Are you okay? Do you have a fever?" I sit up leaning over to feel his forehead with the back of my hand.
"No. Why are you asking?" He asks making himself comfortable in my bed.
"You're staying home to take care of me instead of going to a concert, and you took a shower using soap..."
"You hate when I lay under your blankets dirty..." He says the truth so I nod my head.
While we watched my movies, Ryan would cuddle me. It wasn't odd for us because we did it all the time especially when we unknowingly did it while we shared a bed at times. We were close friends and I knew the little soft side of him.
A sudden killer cramp made me groan placing my hand on it pressing down. Ryan's hand then moved to where my hand was and rubbed my belly making me look back at him. "Uh, what are you doing?" I ask him.
"Would this not help?" He looks at me with a questionable look.
"Not at all."
"Well the boy is learning." He gets defensive. "I'll just get you some pain killers." He gets up.
"Ry... they're right here." I pick the up from my bedside.
"Do you have water?" He asks then sees my cup empty so he takes it leaving my room.
What was this dude doing? None of this was helping with my feelings for him to go away if he's being sweet trying to help me with my cramps.
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"Oh, Dunn. You didn't go with everyone?" April was surprised to see him home.
"No, I've been watching movies with Anna." He says filling her cup up.
She looks at him starting to smile to herself, "You've always cared quite a bit about her since you two finally became friends."
"There's nothing wrong with caring about a friend especially when they're younger than me and is a girl... Who happens to be my best friend's sister." Ryan adds turning to face her now.
"Dinner is almost ready so can you let Anna know." April decides to drop the things she was going to tell and ask him.
Ryan nods his head going up to tell Anna then they both go down to go eat. After eating they go back to her room cuddling again and keep watching movies together.
"Dude, you missed a good show and after..." Bam goes straight to Ryan's room but doesn't see him in his bed.
"Check Anna's room. He went in there when we left." Rake passes Bam going to his room.
Bam goes a door over knocking but with no answer he walks in to see Titanic playing while Ryan and Anna are fast asleep. Ryan was laying on his back with one arm under Anna while she was on her side, almost on her stomach, with one of her arms across him. Her head slightly rested on his chest and shoulder area while his head was turn towards her with his chin slightly above her head.
"Really..." Bam huffs turning off the tv then leaves going to his mom. "Have you seen how Dunn and Anna are sleeping in her bed?"
"Spooning?" Was what she saw earlier.
"No, worst. Why are they like that?" He crosses his arms.
"He's been trying to help with her cramps. Since he can't do a lot he's just cuddling her. He's being a good friend to her. You know she doesn't have any and Dunn has always been around. That's her best friend too."
"I don't like them like that though." Bam throws a little fit.
"Bam... You know they're just friends." Phil decides to speak up and April stays quiet knowing there was no way those two didn't like each other secretly.
"Yeah, plus she's not Dunn's type and he's way not her type." Bam laughs going to his room.
Today I was returning home to West Chester after living in Ireland for a few years and LA for a few months. I practically had to begged my parents to let me leave because they wanted me to stay close. I was the only child they had faith in actually doing something smart with my life because I wasn't 100% like my brothers. My older brother was in a band and twin brother did stupid videos for a living along with skating. I mean when I was young I did videos with Bam but over time I wanted to focus on other things too.
When my plane landed I didn't see anyone waiting for me so I had to called my mom. "So am I supposed to get a ride home from the airport by myself or did you forget?" I ask her as I take a seat in a corner.
"I completely forgot! I'll have Bam come pick you up. I'm so sorry. Can't wait to see you." She ends the call so I just sit alone in a airport.
I don't know how much time passed till I heard someone calling out my name, "Annabelle Quinn Margera!" I get up from my spot. As I get closer to who was calling my name I realized it was Ryan Matthew Dunn.
"Do you really have to yell my full name out? It's very embarrassing." I say as people were looking at us walking, sitting, or standing by.
He turns around to face me and his jaw drops as he blinks at me, "Bam was busy so he sent me." He gives me a smile.
"Out of everyone... he sends the worst driver. And busy doing what? Screwing things up?" I ask not surprised as we start to walk towards the exit.
"I'm not the worst. And haven't changed have you? Well, I mean since the last time you changed." He chuckles.
"You mean me being mature and not a child? And yes you are... the accident." I come to a stop.
"You can be mature and still have fun. Have you seen Ape? Also okay... lets not talk about that. Ape still hates me for that." He stops as well to face me.
"Yes, I've seen her because she's my mother, Dunn." I say starting to walk again till we get to the car.
The drive back to the house was quite till Ryan decided to start asking questions, "Why did you leave? And so suddenly to?"
"Other than schooling... just to get away."
"Get away? Away from what exactly?" He looks over at me for a second.
"Life here. Living in Bam's shadow, losing your best friend to his ego, your parents expecting you to do something great with your life, you ex making up rumors, fall-, I could go on." I stop myself from saying the last part.
"No one believed those rumors, Anna."
"Yes, people did. Bam did at first and so did my parents because they adored him. I had to tell them my side of the story and make them believe I was telling the truth." I start to get upset thinking back to that day.
"I never believed a word that dick said about you. I was always on your side, and the other stuff I can kinda understand."
"No, you don't. You're apart of Bam's shadow making it bigger. He's still your best friend because you have an ego too." I look out the car window.
"Why come back if you left to get away?"
"I don't wanna talk about it." My voice cracks so I try to cough it off.
"Bels, what happened?"
"Please don't. I really don't wanna talk about it. Let's just pretend it's because I miss home." I look over at him and he nods his head.
When we got to the house Ryan helped me take my bags in. As soon as my mother saw me she let out a scream. "My baby girl! Look at you!" She runs over pulling me into a hug. "You're all grown up. Such a beautiful young lady. Don't you agree Ryan?" She smiles at him while I cringe.
Ryan looks at me getting embarrassed, "Yeah, she grew up." He says making me laugh at him.
"Where's the demon child?" I ask.
"Didn't he pick you up?" She asks me so I shake my head and point at Ryan.
"Bam!" She yells making him walk into the room.
"That's not my sister! Who the fuck are you?" He walks over to mess with me. "What the hell happened to you? You grew up. Now all the guys are gonna talk about how hot you got." He says making me shake my head.
"Please don't say that. You basically said I got hot."
"I'm not blind, you got better looking. Now I gotta watch the guys because I know how they are. Now let me show you to your new room." He grabs my hand dragging me up the stairs. "It was a wreaked room because I fucked it up so I fixed it for you." He opens the door showing me my new room.
"What's the catch? Everything is too nice." I cross my arms looking at him.
"The catch? Nothing. I fixed the room for you so you would have a room. I had my whole crew help out. Don't you like it?" He says with a big smile.
"Thanks. Now let me settle in." I shove him out shutting the door. I look around the room checking it out to know if it's really safe. When I figured out it was I get comfortable and unpack things. Laying on my bed my stomach started to growl so I go downstairs to get a snack and see the whole crew.
"Who's the beautiful lady?" Raab asks eyeing me.
"Hello Christian, Brandon, Edward." I smile at them going to the fringe.
"Annabelle?!" They all yell my name.
"I thought you said she was coming soon and not as in today." Raab looks at Bam.
"Why did you think we finished up her room today?"
"I-I... Whatever." He shuts up making me laugh.
"Anna, what's your plans for the day?" Bam asks me.
"I wanna stay in my room but I need to ask mom for her car so I can go shopping to fill my closet." I grab an apple closing the fridge.
"Let's all go shopping then. Operation get Anna clothes. Let's go." He grabs his keys and the guys run out of the house. "It'll be fun." Bam drags me with him.
The drive to the nearest mall Bam played all the metal music he liked. I didn't have a problem with it because my taste of music was basically a huge mix of everything. Bam also asked along the way what size do I wear so I told them. As soon a Bam parked my shopping trip turned into a competition. Everyone was to buy whatever, preferably what I'd wear, and when we get home I was to try everything on. I'd then have to choose who picked out the best options that I liked.
"The rules are no asking for help. If you see her you avoid her. We start now and don't stop till Anna is done shopping for herself. Go!" Bam says and they all take off.
I walk into a store and automatically see Rake looking through racks. "Would you wear this?" He shows me a top that was ugly to me.
"God no, and you aren't supposed to ask me." I walk away going to look at jeans.
I end up shopping for some clothes but also shop for other things just to make the room more homey for me.
"I tried my best to actually pick something you would wear compared to Raab. Dude saw anything he considered sexy and took it." Ryan walks up to me with his bags.
"I had that fear and I gotta try on all this shit on." I groan taking a seat with him.
"Annabelle Margera? Funny seeing you back." I look up to see a few girls I hated back in school.
"I don't understand why it's funny." Ryan speaks for me.
"Because you just disappeared and here you are years later." She laughs then starts to smirk. "Baby look who it is." I turn around to see who she was talking to behind me and see my ex.
"Anna..." He eyes me. "What brings you back home?"
"I missed my parents and brother." I start to feel uncomfortable.
"Why did you leave in the first place?" He asks making the girls giggle. "Was it because you were embarrassed about what happened? Oh and did you actually come back because you tried playing a victim wherever you were?" He lets out a deep chuckle.
"Fuck off, you dick." Ryan spits at him.
"Look fat boy still has a thing for his best friend's sister. You two would be cute pathetic losers together." They walk off laughing.
"I fucking hate them. Six years and they still act like they're in high school." Ryan says not noticing I was quietly cry. "Bels?" He leans forward to look at me trying to see my face. "Don't let him get to you." He pulls me into his side.
"I came back home because of a guy I was dating. I thought I could trust him... but slowly he got physical. Controlled me and forced me to do things. I was scared to do anything because he threatened me anytime I didn't do or say what he wanted." I break down to Ryan finally causing him to hold me in his arms as he rubbed my back.
"Ready to go because I've spent more money on clothes and other stuff than fixing your room." Bam walks up to us. "What happened?" He gets serious.
"Austin and some girls from high school." Ryan lies to him which I appreciated.
"Let's go home." Bam says helping me up and we leave to go home. Bam told the guys we would do the next part tomorrow since I wasn't in the mood anymore.
Back in my room I leave the clothes in the bags because the guys wrote their names on it so I know who bought what. "Knock, knock." I look over to see Ryan in the door way.
"You can come in."
"Why did you tell me? You said you didn't wanna talk about it earlier." He shuts my door.
"I trust you still. You were the person I told everything to before moving away. I mean, I was gonna tell you the truth much later but you were standing up for me... and I was crying."
"It's good to know after six years I'm still your person." He smiles coming to take a seat next to me on my bed.
"You've been my person since I was 13 because that first year I hated you for taking Bam away from me." I say making him laugh.
"Can you imagine if we never got along because I can't." He lays back on my bed.
"It would've been hell because you were always around and still fucking around." I lay back too. "So we're lucky we got along. Plus your my favorite out of the crew."
I've been home now for four months now and Bam said they start filming for his new show. I had to sign papers and shit and I knew even more hell was coming. A few days after coming back Bam decided it was time to mess around with me every other day.
Yesterday I was awaken by the sound of a chainsaw as an alarm at five o'clock in the morning. Ryan then kept bugging me all day every time I tried to take a nap when he wasn't messing with my dad with Bam. And today he was the one to wake me up for the day.
"It's time to get up." Ryan sings making me whine as I feel a dip in the bed next to me. "Everyone is up so you gotta get up too." He tells me.
"When I came back I should have just stayed in a different state."
"You would be living on the streets." He laughs at me.
"Better than dealing with this shit." I pull the covers over my head
"Annabelle! Come on, get up. I'll make Bam come in here." Ryan says but I don't move.
"Okay, I'm up now get out." I groan as he leaves laughing.
After a few minutes I start to fall asleep but of course my door opens again, "Seriously went back to sleep?" Ryan shakes me.
"I thought it was Bam's job to bug me? Not yours." I throw a pillow at him.
"I'm just trying to help you. If he finds out then you will become the target." He throws the pillow back at me.
"Then you lie for me and keep him away. You just end up doing what he would do." I sit up glaring at him.
"I'm not as bad as him though." He points his finger at me. "We got a busy day today so get up." He smacks my leg leaving the room so I get up getting dressed to go downstairs. Once downstairs though I had to get mic'd up for the dumb show.
"I made breakfast but you slept in..." My mom says as I walk into the kitchen.
"I'm not hungry so it's fine." I get a drink.
"I told Jenn but I'll tell you too. I don't want a million people here and the house getting trashed. I know you listen a lot better than your brother and I trust you so much more." She tells me seriously.
"I know. And I'll try my best. Hope you guys have fun while you're gone." I kiss her cheek as Bam gets them ready to leave.
Not much later after they leave I hear vehicles showing up so I go out to everyone. "What are you planning to do with all of those ramps?" I ask getting worried.
"Putting them in the house." Bam says making my jaw drop.
"In the house?!" I shout.
"Try to break as little as possible." Glomb says making me rush into the house before Jenn.
"Jenn, you know my mother will lose her shit if anything she loves more than Bam breaks." I tell her before she tells the camera everything she loves.
As the two of us try our best to get everything in a small amount of time the guys gave us making us get stressed. "What are you doing? No. Give me that." I see Ryan holding a hammer.
"It'll be fine." He moves it away from me.
"No, you'll fuck something up. Bam! Dunn's touching stuff and has a hammer!" I call out so he comes quickly.
We end up take it the hammer away from him, "Don't touch any tools. Okay? Just help me get things out of the house. Carefully." I smile patting his chest going to take things out of the house.
"Dunn." I hear Jenn as I walk back inside.
"What did he break?" I ask so she shows me.
"How?" I look at him.
"It dropped while I was carrying it out and the head busted off." He chuckles.
"How did you manage to break this? One simple job, Dunn. How?" I smack him. "You're staying by my side for the rest of the day." I grab his arms dragging him outside with me.
"I don't need to be babysat." He huffs standing with me.
"You broke a single knickknack when all you had to do was carry it outside. It wasn't that hard of a job. Plus the one you broke was something I bought her." I send him a glare.
"Well if you told me you bought that, I would've been extra careful with it." He raises his voice at me.
"Extra careful?! Ryan Matthew Dunn, how do you drop one tiny thing? It's not like you were carrying a box." I snap.
"Really, you gotta use my full name?" He whines hitting my arm.
"Yes, I do. It's to make a point." I slap him back before taking a seat on the ground watching them carry everything inside. "She's gonna lose her shit." I lay back on the grass signing.
"She will but she'll end up liking it afterwards." Ryan looks back at me so I roll my eyes. "I'll be right back!" He gets up running towards the house and I don't even try. "The child in you needs to come out." He says coming back so I sit up to see him with a skateboard.
"You can't skate." I laugh at him.
"But you can." He holds the board out to me so I shake my head.
"I stopped when I left... I can't anymore." I explain to him.
"Come on, it will come back to you." He pulls me up and walks us out of the grass. "Let's see it." He claps his hands as I stare at the board.
"I don't skate anymore."
"You don't or can't?" He cross his arms.
"Both."
"Just try." He tells me so I try and wobble on it then get off.
"I can't."
"Dunn, come help me!" Bam calls out to him so he leaves. I watch him till he went inside then looked at the board deciding to skate around.
I technically stopped skating because when everywhere I did skate it brought out the old me who was just like Bam and Ryan when I hung out with them. The child/teen who wanted to just have fun and not care about the important things like my parents wanted.
"I can't." Ryan startled me as I try doing a trick then trip on the board. I just stand there and look at him like a child getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar. "Why lie?" He raises an eyebrow so I explain my whole stupid reason while I fidget with my fingers.
"I know it's stupid but to me it makes sense. I don't wanna be like him... it mostly the other small thing I didn't go into detail about." I look over at the house.
"You can have fun and be mature. Even when we were younger and you were so carefree... you we're already mature. Plus you were no where near being like him. You would apologized for sneaking out, and you still passed in school despite skipping with us to make stupid videos. I want my Banana back." He grabs my hands shaking me.
"I've always hated that nickname." I cringe throwing my head back.
"Nahh, you loved it when it came from me." He pulls me into a hug.
~
Today our parents were coming back and Bam had everyone coming over again like yesterday. "The ceiling. She's gonna call that right away." I sigh as Bam waits outside for them to get home.
"Relax. It's not like she's gonna bite your head off. It's all on Bam." Ryan laughs rubbing my shoulders.
Soon I hear her yelling and Ryan starts to laugh. "Annabelle!" She shouts as she sees me and Bam walks her into another room.
"I consider that biting my head off." I look back at Ryan.
"Shut up and drink." He shoves his bottle towards my face causing me to push it away.
"I'll pass. Plus your mouth was on that." I turn my back towards him.
"We used to share drinks and food all the time."
"Key word used to." I smile back at him then see Austin staring at me so my whole mood visibly changes.
"What?" Ryan goes to turn around then sees him. "Why the fuck is he here?"
"Because everyone in the town was fucking invited. If any of my family members ask were I am, I'm in my room." I tell him starting to walk away but he stops me.
"Come on, just hang around me."
"I don't want him staring at me. I'm sorry." I make my way inside heading to my room.
-
"Dunn, where's Anna? I haven't seen her for the past hour." Bam goes over to his best friend talking with Tony.
"She went to her room because Austin is here and he was just staring at her. Once she left he disappeared." Ryan tells him.
"Did he go look for her?!" Bam gets worried.
"No, I've been pay attention to whose been going in and out. Haven't seen him. I'm sure he just left." Ryan tries to calm him down. "I'll go check on her for you so you know she's okay. I'll be back." Ryan puts throws his bottle away heading into the house to go to Annabelle's room.
When he gets to her door he knocks as he opens it. He was expecting to see her on her bed either reading or watching tv but she wasn't there. "Annabelle?!" He calls her name out but nothing so he tries again louder.
He speed walks down to the restroom but the door was open so she wasn't there. Slight panic starts to set in as he can't find her in the house. "Pick up..." He calls her but hears the phone in her room. "God damn it." He goes back downstairs to look for her.
"Has anyone seen Annabelle? Bam's sister? Dark mostly wavy hair with a few curls, ocean blue eyes, this tall well technically short, big tits with an ass, was wearing a Motley Crue concert shirt with her hair up in a bun, wears converse most of the time, left nostril pierced, has a butterfly tattoo on her left wrist, vines with flowers on her right forearm, an small heart with an arrow behind her right ear?" He walks around just making a list of her appearance.
"What was she doing?" Bam sees him as he walks outside.
"Surprisingly she can read with all this noise and she doesn't want to be bothered. Excuse me." Ryan passes him to keep looking for Annabelle.
After an hour of searching around the house then an hour in town, Ryan couldn't find her anywhere. When he got back to the house most people who weren't important left so he searches around again to see if she came back but nothing.
"Dude, where have you been?" Bam pulls his friend by his shirt back as he rushes past him.
"I ran into town then been walking around here." He laughs.
"Have you seen Anna? I went to her room but she wasn't there."
Ryan thinks of a lie, "She went for a small walk. She should be back any minute." He says as he sees her walking up to the house as Bam walks away.
"Where the fuck have you been?! I've been searching for you for two fucking hours getting worried more every passing second. Bam tells me to go check on you after I told him about Austin being here, so I go to check and you aren't on your bed. I searched everywhere upstairs then call to find your phone in your room. I go downstairs to search for you and nothing. I search everywhere around the house for an hour then go into town and look for an hour and nothing! I was starting to think he did something to you!" He chews her out.
Annabelle was shocked and felt bad that he spent so much time looking for her. "I'm sorry. I didn't think going out with Raab was gonna be such trouble. He walked past my room and asked if I wanted to go do anything and eat so I said yes. I never realized I forgot my phone. I'm sorry you wasted so much time looking me and making you worry."
Ryan sighs just happy she was okay but also hates she was out with Raab, "I lied to him saying you were reading earlier and you just went out for a walk. I didn't want him to worry too."
Annabelle nods her head then wraps her around his waist hugging him tight, "Thank you for worrying about if something happened to me compared to just brushing it off."
"You guys gotta fuck everything up, don't you." I see Ryan let the mailbox fall to the ground as I come outside to check the mail.
"He did it on purpose." Bam goes through the mail.
"You put the stupid thing in potting soil inside cement." Ryan starts to walk towards the house to call Glomb to come do it.
"This is yours." Bam hands me mine as we all go into the house and I see it was stuff from my job.
"Bam. What happened to the mailbox?" Mom shows up so he tells her Ryan did it.
"We'll never be able to get mail." She tells him as we all go over to the door.
"Well lucky tomorrow's Saturday. We don't get mail." He tells her making me laugh at him.
"We get mail on Saturday's." I lean on his back as he thinks and Ryan lets out a chuckle. "It's okay. I know you guys aren't smart." I leave them alone with her.
Today we landed in LA to get Hollywood things for the snakerun driveway. "So are we supposed to get as much stuff as we can?" Mom asks Bam as we all sit in a restaurant.
"No Ape just get one thing and be happy. Stop trying to be greedy all the time and get the most. Every time you do that eggway change all the rules." Vito tells her.
"What are you gonna do?" She asks and he told her he was going to the Playboy Mansion.
"You're gonna knock on the gates and they're just gonna let you in? Yeah, right." I laugh at him and he stars to speak gibberish.
"It's a house. It's not some tourist attraction." Bam tells him and he goes off getting up and leaves determined.
Mom and Dad team up, Raab and Rake go to keep Bito from going to Jail, and Bam said Ryan, Jenn and I were going with him. "Actually gonna go with mom and dad." I follow them. "Mom, can I go off on my own? I need go see a friend." I ask her.
"Just check in with Bam at times. Do try to get something though." She says so I get a ride to Johnny's.
When I get to his place I knock on the door and Melanie opens it. "Anna, it's a surprise to see you. I'm just picking up Madison. He's talking his time packing her bags back. Come in. I'm guessing you're here to surprise him?" She smiles. When I stayed with Johnny in the past and they were co parenting she tried helping me since I told her why I came to LA.
"Okay, I'm sure everything is in here. Madison is just getting certain toys. Anna!" He looks up to see me with Melanie. "What are you doing here?" He pulls me into a hug.
"My family and I are here for like a day I think. I don't really know my brother's plan." I hug him back.
"Anna! I thought I heard dad yell your name." Madison runs over giving me a hug. "Man, and I have to leave." She pouts.
"Maybe next time since we have places to be. Oh, I recently just got sent this adorable dress design and it had your name. They want to me make it." She says making me happy. Also yeah, only she knew my full name. I explained my whole reason to her and she understood my reasoning and promised to keep it a secret.
"Really? They're actually doing things with what I sent?"
"Yeah. We can't make any changes or say it's our own so you get credit for it." She says making me clap my hands. "I'll leave you two to catch up. It's good seeing you." She gives me a hug then Madison before leaving.
"Why didn't you text me?" Johnny hits my arm.
"I wanted to surprise you." I hit him back.
"Well you did." He just stares at me before giving me a kiss.
"What was that for?"
"I still miss you and wish you could stay. It's hard trying to move on from you. You're just so perfect." He pulls me to sit with him on his couch turning on his tv.
"I'm not perfect. I'm far from perfect. I still don't have a steady job, I live with parents and brother and his friends, most of my family doesn't like me, everyone where I live thinks I'm a terrible person still from lies years ago, my dating life is eternally dead."
"It's not that bad. No jobs just start off perfect it takes time. There is nothing wrong living at home especially when you are still trying to get your life started. Fuck your family, and fuck what people think about you. Show them who you really are. And your dating life isn't eternally dead. What was us?" He messes with my hand.
"Thank your for everything you said. And I don't know we never had a conversation about us. You took me in and helped me start a life here. Slower along the way we got closer and made this connection. Things happen then I went back home."
Johnny leans in placing a gentle kiss on my lips so I melt into the kiss. Wanting more he kissed me rougher almost hungry, his hands slowly moving down pulling me to straddle his lap. As Johnny tries to lay me back on the couch he accidentally changes the tv channel.
"We told her you were the one who stole it and she just freaked out."
"No you didn't."
"We told her you had to borrow it for three days and she went through the roof."
"She's gonna lose it she hates my driving. Her and Anna both."
I finally realized what's on the tv and shove Johnny off me to find the remote. "What you don't like Viva La Bam." Johnny laughs.
"Mixed feelings actually. Umm it's just ruining the mood." I smile turning the tv off.
"Yeah, it's weird hearing two friends while I'm in the mood with someone." He gets back on the couch pulling me back into a kiss.
Just when we were getting into it again my phone has to go off, "What?!" I answer it.
"Have you three found anything yet? We got Dave Grohl belt and now we're heard to Tommy Lee's place." Bam tells me.
"Tommy Lee! You know how much I like Motey Crue you asshat. On but yeah I'm not with mom and dad so I don't know if they found anything yet." I tell him.
"Where are you then?!" He gets loud.
"Busy with someone, now leave me alone." I hang up on him. "I'm sorry. That was my brother." I look at Johnny.
"It's okay. The mood keeps getting interrupted so let's just cuddle and watch TV." He puts it on and keeps Viva La Bam on.
I was just happy that for this episode I wasn't really in it because I just watched everything from a distance.
"You know what's annoying this episode is that Ape ended up not caring about her car getting messed up. She has it easier compared to three other people." I sigh as Johnny tickles my arm.
"Three?"
"Did I say three? I meant two. Phil and Vito." I hate that I slightly slipped.
"Also all the blue hurt my eyes when I watched this episode." I laugh when they show Ryan look at the camera when dad said it was decorative and designish.
"Whose your favorite from the CKY crew?" Johnny asks me.
"Are you counting Ryan and Bam too since that's what they are outside of Jackass?"
"Yeah." He messes with my hair as I look at him.
"Ryan. Bam dead last." I laugh because he was the most annoying plus I was still pissed at him for my hell day.
"You say their names like you know why you put them in that spot for personal reasons." He laughs making me giggle.
"Just by what I see. If I was Ape and Bam was my son, I'd kill him."
"Me too." He laughs as another episode starts.
As it starts I see it was the Vegas one, "Let's just see what else is on." I change the channel right before I come up. "Have you ever seen a full episode?"
"I'm a bad friend to Bam... No, I haven't. I've only seen parts." He says so I nod my head. "Come on." He picks me up carrying me to his room.
"You suddenly in the mood again?" I giggle as he lays me back on his head slowly pulling my shirt up and off.
"Yes. Theses are new." He touches my tattoos. What's RD mean?" He asks.
"It's a friends a friend initials. I lost a bet you can kinda say... We had to design a tattoo for the other and they came up with their initials while they got a inside thing between us of me. Now shut up." I pull him down into a kiss.
-
"Okay, Ape and Phil are going to meet all of us at a restaurant." Bam tells Ryan.
"What about Anna? Has anyone talked to her after you did?"
"Call her and tell her we're all done and meeting up again." Bam says so Ryan calls her.
"What up?" Anna walks back into Johnny's living room to answer her phone.
"We got everything, Vito is also banned from the playboy mansion, and we're all meeting up to go eat. Bam wanted me to let you know so getting going." Ryan tells her so she looks at the time.
"Okay, bye." She hangs up on him.
"What do you think she's been up to all day?" Ryan asks bam.
"I have no idea. Just heard she didn't want any of the crew following her so it was all personal stuff." Bam tells him what he heard when he called his parent earlier.
"I wonder who she went to go see." Ryan says curious as they all arrive at the restaurant.
After everyone was sitting and looking through the menu, Anna shows up taking a seat at the table. "Sorry, I'm last to show up. My friend was determined to give me a ride here and I didn't want him to."
"Your friend was a guy..." April eyes her.
"I hung out with a girl too." Anna technically was telling the truth since she saw Melanie.
"What did you guys do all day?" Bam asks her.
"Caught up." She looks through her menu.
Everyone talks about there day and what they got before Bam said it was time to head back home to see the finished driveway and add the goodies to it.
"Let me see it." I speed walk over to Glomb to see the cannon ball so he lets me hold it for second. "Cool." I give it back to him then walk over to Ryan to wipe the mud off my hands on his dirty shirt. He looks at me shaking his head with a slight smile.
As we all walk back to the house Glomb drops the canon ball into the poll. "Did you just see that?" Ryan calls out making Bam look over. "Glomb just dropped the fucking cannon ball into the pool.
Bam bribes Vito to jump into the pool to get the ball but he fails so dad gets in getting it. I decided to go with the guys to see if they could get confirmation that it was a real canon ball. On the way there Bam, Dico, and Raab were screaming hurting my ears
"I know." Ryan leans towards me since I sat in the middle between him and Raab.
"If I knew there would be yelling in a small in closed space, I would've stayed home." I slightly shake my head.
After going it looked at we find out it's real and the guys also get the cannon to fire it at some point. At the most random point during the night all the electricity went out.
"Really? I can't see coming down the stairs and I don't wanna break my neck." I complain feeling for the step then sit down to scoot down them.
"Give me a second, I got you." I hear Ryan then he takes my hand helping me down.
"Night vision, cheater." I tell him as he leads me to everyone then ditches me. "Thanks."
To no one's surprise Vito bitches about everything like normally. "How you gonna wipe your ass now? I gotta go to the bathroom where do you go? There's no running water. When the water doesn't go down, just let it pile up, I don't care. Pee on top of it, mix it together... that'll be real nice be the best smell ever. When I gotta go it's gonna be a lot too."
"Okay, I don't wanna hear about you shitting and peeing and them mixing. Good night." I leave to go to bed for the night.
"Hey, can I crash in here for the night? Raab pissed on my bed." Ryan startled me as I was almost asleep.
"Why did he piss on your bed? What did you do to him?" I ask looking into the darkest of the room since I couldn't see him.
"Nothing, he thought I'd be funny and I can't wash shit till we're done living in the 1800s."
"You know I don't care." I tell him co he crawls into bed next to me.
"Thank you. Goodnight."
The next morning I wake up hearing my dad yell for mom. "Our alarm is going off." I groan slowly sitting up while Ryan hides his face in my pillow. "Come on, get up." I pat his back before getting out of bed.
"Can I just swap beds with you? I like sleeping in here." He rolls onto his back as I look for clothes to wear for the day.
"I know. You come in all the time to just take a nap while I work, read, or watch tv." I go to my bathroom to change.
"Well it's fucking comfortable. I'm gonna go get dressed." I hear him leave.
When I was done I leave my room the same time Ryan, Raab, and Rake do to go see t what's going on. "Is he gonna make us sleep out there tonight?" I ask making the guys look at me.
"I hope not." Raab walks away first.
Outside we watch them set up and Bam starts a quiz with Raab about what year we're in right now but we couldn't help him. "Raab, we'll give you one more chance. What year was the Civil War?" Bam asks so I decided to help walking back some. I put my hands up and show him on my fingers.
"1860..." He get it right but Bam still shoves him.
"Cheater." Ryan walks over to me and leans down.
"You were last night."
"But I helped you down two flights of stairs." He hits my arm.
"And I helped Raab with a question."
He just stares at me, "Smartass."
"You love this smartass." I pat his chest walking away.
Finally Vito shows up bitching about everything and says he's leaving so he does on the horse buggy. "You know he took cannon ball, right?" I tell Bam.
"Don't worry it we'll get it back." He tells me and we wait for awhile before the guy comes back and Bam had him sit on the hummer act like the horse we're pulling it so we could go into town.
When we get to Antonio's we head inside to get the canon ball back. "You got the cannon ball, dude. We gotta take it back." I tell him.
"You owe my $500 for jumping in the pool." He tells Bam so Ryan and Raab grab his arms so we can get the ball. We struggle for it so I start to nicely slap his face and Bam gets the ball.
We all laugh leaving him and saying goodbye. "I'm shocked you helped by slapping him." Bam tells me. "You're finally letting lose and having fun with us." He cheers so the guys join him.
Back at the house and everyone was done setting up they decided to play some games getting tossed up into the air. "Anna is next." Ryan says after his turn pushing me forward.
"I can walk myself." I go get on and get tossed up the highest making me let out a squeak. Now when it was mom and dad's turn it was funny especially since to took many people to get dad up.
"Look who decided to show back up." I nod towards Vito for Bam so he goes over to him while I stay with Ryan. "Why are you staring at me?" I raise an eyebrow at him.
"I'm still not used to you with short hair." He reaches out to mess with it.
"In a bad or good way?"
"Good way. Haven't seen you with short hair in many years." He says making me laugh.
"Right, when we first met. I would have mom cut my hair at times but never this short." I smile nodding my head. "Yeah, that's many years."
The next morning when everyone was getting ready for the battle, I grabbed one of my notebooks out of the house going out to the abandoned tree top casino to get some free space. I did use it a lot to has creativity either designing new outfits or just writing lyrics down. It was something I decided to pick up again because I stopped when I moved away. I sit down on the floor flipping through the pagers and see a song I haven't touched since I moved way.
I was already missing
Before the night I left
Just me and my shadow and all of my regrets
Who am I? Who am I?
When I don't know myself
Who am I? Who am I?
Invisible
I lean back against and start to write down more lyrics.
Wasted days
Dreaming of the times I know I can't get back
It seems I just lost track
Looking on
As all of life's colors seem to fade to grey
I just walked away
I was already missing
Before the night I left
Just me and your shadow and all of my regrets
Who am I? Who am I?
When I don't know myself
Who am I? Who am I?
Invisible
"AAAAHHHHH!" I let out a horrific scream bringing my knees closer to my chest putting my head down and cover my head as the wall beside me gets taken out by what I assume was the cannon ball.
-
"Wait, was that Anna screaming?" Rake looks at Bam and everyone gets slightly worried.
"Has she been in the tree top casino the whole time?" Raab asks and looks back not seeing her up with Phil and April.
"Shit..." Bam takes off running with the guys following him.
"Anna!" Everyone starts to yell her name but she was still shocked and startled by what happened next to her to speak.
She was still in the same position when they guys got to the casino, "Anna, I didn't know it would hit here. I didn't even know you were over here." Bam bends down to her trying to comfort her as she was slightly shaking.
"Holy shit. That was close to her." Raab sees the big hole next to her.
"It took this tree down too." Bam gets up pointing it out leaving Anna alone.
"Really, gonna leave her?" Raab goes over to Anna as Ryan goes over to her too.
"You're okay. You can stop shaking now." Raab rubs her arm but she doesn't move.
"You put a cannon ball through your tree top casino already and almost killed your sister." April tells Bam who apologizes.
"It's okay. I know it was close to you." Ryan strokes her head. "It would scare the living shit out of me too." He tells her. "You ready to stand up?" He asks her so she lifts her head up finally.
"You made her cry, Bam." Raab says wiping her tears away.
"Raab put her stuff in her bag." Ryan says as he pulls Anna up so Raab does to help her out. Anna's hand grabs Ryan's still slightly shaking but Ryan didn't care. If it helps her he was okay with it then takes her bag from Raab to hold.
"Well, Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino is ruined but at least we know the canon ball is real." Bam tells the camera.
"Lost again but it's real." Ryan adds making everyone laugh and it slightly makes Anna giggle, which he was happy he was helping shake off her shock from the ball going through the wall next to her.
"Who cares. Sorry again Anna. Victory party at Pirate Bar!" Bam yells to the crowd and they all cheer running back to the house.
"I feel so bad." Bam turns to Anna pulling her into a hug. "I really am sorry." He kisses her forehead before rushing to the zip-line.
"I'm sure this is important to you." Ryan holds her bag out to her so she takes it. "Come on, let's go. You don't have to celebrate with everyone. I'm sure you need to go change yourself." He jokes putting his hand out which earns him a shoulder punch.
"Not funny. But yes this is important to me so thanks." She puts the bag over her shoulder then takes his hand.
"I'm gonna do find the cannon ball." Vito tells everyone as he walks out to go look for it.
"Just keep walking straight dumbass!" Bam shouts from a distance.
"If you find it, Bam will give that $500!" Anna laughs at him.
"He'll never find it." Ryan chuckles.
"We're gonna go have fun in the Pirate bar with the electricity on!" Bam lets Vito know as the three start to walk back more.
"Keep on searching... it's like ten feet in front of you. Good luck!" Ryan adds.
"Just follow the broken trees!" Anna laughs swinging her arm with Ryan's as they walk.
When they get inside Ryan was shocked when Anna came back down after going to her room. "Drinking will help with my nerves." She gives him a smile making him smile too. "Oh, don't forget to clean you bed because you're not crashing in my room tonight."
