Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.
First of all: I love your work, you're doing a great job and I really love your writing style!
I'd like to request something (if you don't want to write that it's cool). I had some kind of a down time for the past few weeks and need something funny/comforting. I thought of maybe reader being a medic on the set of jackass and she and bam and Ryan had a troubled past. So when she sees them she's like "oh please don't get hurt" and the other boys are teasing her like "oh, are you worried about them?" And she's like "god no I don't want to see their faces more than I need to."
And bam or Ryan kinda start to like her and is jealous when the other guys try to flirt with her.
Can end in smut, even though I'm ace and not a smut fan, but the stuff you write is so good, I can totally live with that.
Thanks for your fics and happy new year!
Tell Me
[Ryan Dunn x F!Reader]
A/n: ASSKICKEDBYGIRL WRITING FLUFF FOR ONCE?!?!?!? 😱😱yeah there's a shock. thank you for the req sorry it took me a while to get around to it but thank you for saying that too!!! I've missed writing I wish I didn't have a life.
warnings: mentions of sex, alcohol, cursing
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"You might be busy today, looks like Bam and Ryan are gonna fuck something up." Jeff tutted, glancing over to where the crew were setting up.
"God I hope they don't get hurt."
Johnny overheard what you said, a smirk appearing on his face as he wandered over to where you and Jeff were stood.
"And why's that? You got a crush? Worrying your pretty little head over em?" He laughed, ruffling up your hair as you tried pushing him off.
"God no. I don't wanna see their faces more than I have to."
Johnny's brows narrowed, unsure of why you had some sort of vendetta against the two buffoons from West Chester.
"They went to high school together." Jeff answered Johnny's confusion for you before leaving the two of you be.
"Ah I see. One of them an ex or something?"
You shook your head, scoffing.
"Definitely not. They were just idiots that's all."
Johnny could tell you were leaving some detail out as you continued setting up your station, the job you were supposed to be doing instead of chatting with the star of the movie.
"Did they pick on you? Cause' if that's the case I can kick their asses for you. We'll call it reparations."
Johnny's sweet talking pulled a little smile from you though you kept your eyes trained on the ground, afraid you might fall into Johnny's sunken ones as crushing on coworkers was totally a no-go in the professional sense.
"No it's okay. They were kind of assholes to a lot of people so it's not really considered picking on me. Just boys being dumb."
Johnny nodded, biting his lip.
"Well hell maybe they've changed, they're only jackasses professionally now!"
You laughed, glancing up to meet Johnny's eyes.
"Yeah, maybe they just keep the assholery for when they're getting paid."
Before you could launch into any further discussion with the heart throb, the two cast members you'd least like to speak to darted over, calling your name.
"Did you miss us?" Ryan laughed, wrapping an arm around you like you were the best of buds.
"Can't say I did Dunn." You awkwardly shoved his arm off of you, trying your best to continue unpacking though Bam sitting on top of your workplace made that rather difficult.
"Oh come on, you had to have missed me after I dropped out!" Bam chuckled, leaning back, Johnny simply observing the mini high school reunion.
"I will say Bam, Raab shitting on those lockers was the best thing he ever did, got rid of the two of you!"
That's when Johnny finally interjected, laughing whole-heartedly and clutching his chest.
"Raab did what?!"
"You don't know this? Raab got expelled for smearing shit on a bunch of lockers so Bam dropped out." Ryan smiled, relishing in relaying the story despite the fact he wasn't actually there to experience it.
"Chris committed a string of shit related crimes but that one was truly the last straw." You nodded, smiling at Johnny's joy.
"Well hey, they were pretty funny, you have to admit." Bam extended his arm, attempting to grasp some humour from you.
"Funny isn't the word I'd use... disgusting seems more fitting. Plus you guys were dickheads back then."
Bam and Ryan matched faces of confusion.
"What are you talking about? We were dumb kids everyone just ignored." Bam said, Ryan nodding along.
"Seriously? You don't remember?"
There was an awkward silence then, Bam and Ryan racking their brains trying to understand what the hell you were on about.
"Remember what?" Ryan asked.
You bit the inside of your cheek, glancing between the two boys and remembering Johnny was right there too, witnessing this strange sort of confrontation. You weren't sure if you really wanted to unload the words that swirled in your head through in your teen years in front of the guy you kinda liked, the idea was not exactly appealing.
"Whatever, forget it." You bit your tongue, grabbing something and pretending you had something else to attend to when you were just desperate to make an escape.
***
After that awkward little encounter Bam and Ryan seemed to be making an array of unnecessary visits to your station, pestering you for band aids and asking if random bruises 'looked okay'.
"Bam you've had thousands of bruises in your lifetime, I'm sure you know that looks perfectly normal."
"Alright yeah, I just wanted to come talk to you before Dunn or Knoxville had a chance." Bam pulled down the leg of his pants as your brows narrowed.
"What are you talking about?"
Bam grinned at you, like he knew something you didn't.
"No it's nothing, I just like talking to you."
Bam's glimmering eyes were seeping into you but it wasn't really working, in fact he was becoming more of a nuisance than anything else.
"Well I appreciate the fact you enjoy my company but I'm kinda trying to work here."
Bam rolled his eyes, not giving up.
"Oh come on. No one's hurt you don't have any work to do, just tell me why I was an ass and I'll leave."
As soon as the words left Bam's lips a yell was heard where Johnny was performing a stunt followed by a 'Medic!" shout.
"Fuck." You muttered, grabbing your kit and running over to where Johnny lay clutching his ankle.
"I think I broke it." He spoke through gritted teeth, eyes shut tightly.
You removed Johnny's hand to see the area was already swelling.
"Help me get him to the tent, I have an ice pack there." You called out to someone, Ryan jumping into play as he swung Johnny's arm around his shoulder while you did the same with his other arm, helping him up and steadying him.
A gaggle of people tried to follow you along but you shooed them off.
"He'll be fine, Jeff can you tell everyone to fuck off please?" You called out, Jeff simply shooting you a thumbs up and waving away any stragglers.
As you, Ryan and Johnny eventually made it to the med tent to sit Johnny down, you noticed a stray had followed you along.
"I don't need both of you here." You called out to Ryan and Bam who both pretended to look mightily concerned as Johnny winced and you fetched the ice pack.
"I'll stay." They both said in unison, earning a glare from you.
"I think I can handle a sprained ankle guys, goodbye." You pushed Ryan and Bam out of your tent and closed the curtains, turning to face Johnny.
"Sorry about those idiots, they won't fucking leave me alone." You muttered, removing Johnny's shoe and sock and placing the ice pack on his swollen ankle, causing him to suck sharply through his teeth.
"You think I fucked it up badly?"
"Nah, probably just a sprain even though it might seem a lot worse, you'll have to use crutches for a bit though."
Johnny sighed, looking pissed off.
"Well there goes two weeks where I can't do shit."
There was an awkward silence in the tent then as you kneeled below him, lifting his foot with your hand to elevate it.
"You know they probably like you right?"
"What?" For being so irritated and in pain, Johnny was really gonna bring up Bam and Ryan?
"The idiots. They have massive crushes on you, I know it."
You laughed, shaking your head.
"You're delusional."
Johnny smiled, staring at you below him, rooting through your bag for bandages.
"I think I'm very lusional actually."
"Oh god, lusional? He's losing it nurse this must be something far more serious!" You laughed, wrapping the bandage tightly around Johnny as he laughed too, wincing through the pain.
Bam and Ryan stood outside the tent waiting for you, their ears only being filled with joyous laughter, their teeth now grinding together.
"Think they need help?" Bam folded his arms, beginning to grow impatient.
"She likes him. Of course she fucking does, what girl doesn't like Knoxville." Ryan spat under his breath, kicking the ground beneath his shoe.
"You know, maybe if we weren't such dicks in high school she might give us the time of the day." He added, turning away from the tent to fuck off somewhere, pulling out a pack of cigarettes.
"Come on dude, we weren't that bad." Bam called out but Ryan shook his head.
"Well clearly we were if she can't stand talking to us for more than two fucking seconds." He went off in a huff, regret coursing through his veins at the unknown actions of his teenage self.
Who knew being a bit of a dick in high school would come back to bite you in the ass?
***
It was a Friday night and the crew were off drinking at a local bar after a week of filming. Knoxville had been sentenced to two weeks on crutches and so was hobbling around the bar with them while Bam and Ryan were still falling over each other trying to talk to you. You sat in a booth next to Chris, sipping on your vodka soda and trying to ignore the pestering Bam who was getting more and more drunk by the minute when suddenly he spoke your name all serious.
"Just tell me how Ryan and I were such dicks to you in high school and I promise I'll fuck off."
You were pulled away from your lively conversation to be met with yet another awkward confrontation.
"Bam I don't wanna get into this, seriously." Bam threw his arm over your shoulder and pressed his finger against your lips.
"Just tell me! I'm sorry I was an asshole cause' now I really wanna bang you."
"Alright Bam! That's enough of that!" Like a deus ex machina, Ryan graciously came to your rescue, dragging his drunk friend away from you and pushing him towards another group of Jackass people.
Your eyes were wide, mouth slightly agape.
"Sorry about him, whiskey is like his truth serum."
You just shook your head laughing, still in a state of disbelief.
"Well I wasn't expecting a love confession to go like that."
"He has a way with words." Ryan laughed, shrugging.
"I'm going to the bar and am not ordering whiskey." Chris murmured, sliding out from the booth and leaving you and Ryan alone.
"So you and Bam really wanna know why I didn't like you when we were younger huh?"
Ryan took a sip from his drink, trying to act as if he didn't care as much as his inebriated best friend.
"I mean, kinda but- yeah. Yeah we do wanna know."
You laughed, shaking your head.
"Fine, I'll tell you."
Ryan's eyes widened.
"You will?"
"I will. but! only if you tell me one thing."
"Anything, what is it?" Ryan nodded enthusiastically.
"Do you have a crush on me too?" Your smile widened, eyes burrowing into his own.
Ryan laughed awkwardly, eyes spinning around the room trying to avoid your gaze.
"Oh come on, what are we 16?"
"Well you wanna know why I thought you guys were assholes at 16 so?"
Ryan bit his lip, considering his options when he just settled on biting the bullet.
"Fine. Yeah I do have a crush on you. That's why I wanna know why you're not giving me any chances so bad."
You smiled smugly, picking up Ryan's glass of whiskey.
"God this stuff really is truth serum!"
You both shared a moment of laughter before settling down.
"Alright I'll tell you. Sophomore year you were a Senior. I kinda liked your hair and I thought you were cute."
Ryan bit back a smile.
"I was at my locker and you and Bam were talking and I kinda overheard your conversation."
Ryan winced at that.
"Well that's never good."
You scratched the back of your head, smile faltering slightly when you remembered what you were about to spill, the alcohol in your system making your lips a little looser.
"Well you know I was pretty quiet in high school. Didn't really talk to anyone except my close friends."
Ryan nodded, straying away from any jokes as he noticed your change in demeanour.
"Since I was so quiet I could kinda fly under the radar, overhear things nobody thought I would hear, I was kind of invisible like that. Anyways, one day you and Bam were talking about girls."
Your eyes were stuck on the table, not wanting to look up and back out of what Ryan had lured you into saying.
"I noticed Bam kinda nodded his head towards me and asked you 'What about her?' I didn't hear the first part but knew it had something to do with sex or dating or whatever."
Out of the corner of your eye you could see Ryan was turning red, already embarrassed before he was even told what he had to be embarrassed about.
"And you said something like 'Fuck no she's a prude. Just an uptight bitch.'"
Ryan swallowed thickly, eyes flicking down to his shoes.
"Then Bam was like 'Yeah she's a cunt. Wouldn't fuck me if I was dying.' and then you just laughed and walked off."
There was quiet then, Ryan shaking his head and sighing.
"Look I don't hold it against you. You were just asshole teenagers and I'm sorry for acting like a bitch late-"
"No stop." Ryan stuck his hand out, interrupting your apologetic spiel.
"I was a fucking dickhead, I'm sorry for saying that shit, it wasn't even true."
You smirked, biting your lip.
"It was kinda true. Still is."
Ryan met your eyes then, his expression hiding a smile
"I just said that bullshit cause' I thought you were cute and I didn't want Bam to get his grubby hands on you."
You rolled your eyes, properly laughing then.
"Oh fuck off Dunn. Don't pull that 'He's only mean because he likes you!' shit on me now!"
Ryan shook his head, smile growing.
"I'm serious! Why do you think Bam and I are falling over our feet trying to talk to you now?!"
You narrowed your eyes and crossed your arms, smirk pulling at your lips.
"Are you telling me this whole time the older kid I thought was cute also thought I was cute?"
Ryan smiled before wetting his lips, arm moving himself closer to you.
"And what if I am?"
You laughed heartily, pushing Ryan's chest.
"Don't put your moves on me Dunn. Did you forget I'm a prude?"
He rolled his eyes again, chuckling.
"Come on let me walk you home before Knoxville breaks something else that you need to look at."
Ryan reached his hand out to pull you out of the booth.
"Jealous already Dunn? Guess you really are the type."
You allowed yourself to get dragged up, Ryan slipping his arm around your shoulder to usher you out of the bar.
"Hey where the fuck are you two going?!" Bam slurred out, bringing everyone's attention to you and Ryan.
You half smiled, unsure of what to say. That's when your eyes met with Johnny's as you witnessed him compute in real time what was happening. When he realised who you were going home with that night he simply smiled and winked at you. How was he always right?
"Taking her home asshole." Ryan called out, wasting no time in pulling you away, the urgency making you laugh.
As you walked down the streets of West Chester, Ryan's hand moved down to hold you by your waist, whispering crude comments about passer-bys in your ear to make you laugh when eventually you reached your apartment building.
"Thanks for walking me home." You smiled, holding your hand over where Ryan was holding your waist and turning to face him.
You looked into each others eyes for a moment, both of you smirking uncontrollably.
"I'd invite you in but, you know I'm a prude so."
Ryan rolled his eyes as you cackled, slapping his chest.
"I deserve that."
You smiled sweetly as Ryan did too, his eyes flicking down to your lips for a millisecond as your faces got closer.
"I don't think we should do anything tonight but..." You brought your hand up to rest on Ryan's cheek, rubbing his face with your thumb.
"I could give you something else." You whispered, leaning in and kissing him.
Ryan kept his hold on your waist but moved his other hand to touch your own face, deepening the kiss. He pushed your body to be closer to his own, moving his lips against yours roughly, beard grazing your chin. Before things could escalate any further you pulled away, allowing yourselves to catch your breath.
"You foiled my plan." Ryan laughed, brushing your hair off of your face.
"What?"
"My plan this whole time was to get the prude to sleep with me ten years later, it was strategy all along."
You both laughed.
"I see, you really plan ahead. I guess I'll just have to sleep with you now."
Ryan quirked an eyebrow at your obviously sarcastic response, resulting in a punch to the arm. You laughed pulling away from his hold on you.
"Goodnight Ryan." You turned your back to him and began unlocking the door as he still stood behind you. As the door opened you turned around, smirking before kissing him one last time for the night.
"I just got the worst wake up of my life so now I'm gonna take it out on Dunn. Little back story, Anna has to bunk with Dunn because her bed is still dying from a prank we did on her." Bam tells the camera before going into the bedroom with the guitar he plans to slam on Ryan.
He sees Dunn laying on his stomach with one arm on top of Anna's left arm, who was laying on her side facing him. Bam liked how close the two were as friends but refused and never could imagine them more than friends. So part of him hated seeing how close their faces slightly were.
As soon as the guitar hits Ryan's back he starts shouting making Anna slightly jump before coving her face with her hands.
"What is going on?" Ryan asks annoyed.
"We're going to New Orleans and you two need to get up." Bam places his hands on his hips. Neither of the two move to get up so Bam jumps kicking off the wall landing one the two but mostly Ryan.
"I'm giving you the count of two to get up or else we're leaving your asses. One, two. Alright see you later." Bam leaves them.
"What a dick." Ryan groans.
"Nothing new." Anna groans as the camera crew leaves them to sleep.
When the two finally wake up it was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon. "I miss my bed." Anna groans popping her back.
"It should be ready for you when we get back." Ryan tells her and she looks at him.
"I don't wanna go." She whines following him outside to see his ride. "Look at that. We both can't fit on that. Have fun." She smiles patting his back.
"They did it in Dumb and Dumber. Fine just ride with the crew." He looks at them and they agree she could.
On the Mini bike, Ryan stops at a place to get it juiced up to go faster than 31mph. "I say it won't make it over 40." Anna glances at Ryan standing on her left.
"Anything is better than 31." He tells her so she starts to smirk.
"Even 32?" She fully turns to face him.
"Anything over 35." He gets more specific. "You just gotta get smart with me, huh?"
"You know I do." She grabs his shoulder leaning towards him, "Because I'm actually smarter." She blows into his ear.
As more time and distance goes Ryan already had a chat with Bam and Raab. He almost lost a map and got a ride in the back of a truck.
"Okay, I'm done of this shit. We're flying the rest of the way." Anna grabs Ryan by his blue vest.
"I know our guy."
They arrive to New Orleans before the rest so they start to have fun drinking and getting a lot of beads. "You still wish you stayed home?" Ryan asks Anna as they look out at the crown of people.
"Yes, I still do!" She laughs drinking her drink.
"Why be home when alone and bored than here having fun?" He asks nudging her shoulder.
"Well for starters... I'd get a break from all the bull I deal with everyday." She leans against the railing looking at him with a smile.
"That's a very good reason... but I know a better reason to be here." He does the same as her actions.
"And what would that be Dunn?" She tilts her head.
"You're with me and I'm great to be with." He holds his cup out to her and she dings it with hers.
"I will admit that, yes. Only when you aren't around the others though. I'm sorry." She says making him laugh.
"All I'm hearing is that you say I'm great and you love me." He says making her shake her head.
"I never said I love you."
"You just did." He points out making her roll her eyes as he puts an arm around her shoulder. "Just admit it. You love me." He walks them over some so he could sit and pull her down to sit on one of his legs.
"Didn't you just say I did though? So I don't have to say it again." She takes his hat off him to fix the sides of his hair before putting it back on him.
Ryan just looks at her before remembering he has to speak, "Yes, you do."
Anna huffs not wanting to say it, "Fine, I love you." She says looking into his eyes before she gets off of him. The sudden realization she's falling for him all over again since she's gotten back and getting close to him again.
"Hey, look who it is." Ryan points out Bam so they go over to him. Ryan taps on Bam's shoulder making him turn around, "Where the hell you been?"
Bam suddenly realizes who was in front of him making him scream. "What the hell? When did you get here?" He asks them.
"Like hours ago." Ryan tells them.
"You got here before us?" Glomb says shocked.
"Look at us." Ryan motions to the beads around his and Anna's necks.
"There was no way you both actually fit on that shit." Bam eyes them.
"Fuck no. He rode that shit and I rode along with the crew watching his ass on the thing." Anna says half of the truth.
"This dickhead beat us in a moped! In a blue leather vest." Bam says making Ryan laugh and Anna walk off some.
"Anna you came!" Raab walks over to her. "I called you'd stay home. Look at you proving me wrong."
"You're already drunk really?" She laughs at him.
"No, I mean I probably won't remember anything." He laughs making her laugh. "Glad you came. You should've woken up earlier. It was a fun ride here and stoping at skate parks." He gives her a kiss but she didn't care.
"I'm kinda glad I didn't though because I would be stuck with Vito complaining about all the stops you guys did." She says knowing her uncle.
"Plus there was pranks between the buses." He puts an arm around her pulling her into his side.
"Where did Anna go?" Bam finally noticed she wasn't with them anymore.
Ryan looks around and sees her laughing with Raab basically hanging on to her. His arm was resting on her shoulder but making should she was kept into his side. Every time he talked to her, he would awfully lean close towards her while pulling her closer to him.
"With Raab." Ryan tells him while eyeing them down.
Bam looks over at where Ryan's eyes were focused. "I gotta go save her." Bam says making his way through everyone to get to her. "We lost you." He tells her.
"It's okay. I found her." Raab shakes Anna with a smile.
"Okay." Why don't you come back to the rest of us." Bam grabs his sister pulling her towards him.
"I will but I need to find a bathroom inside first. I'll be back." She slips away.
"Annabelle!" Bam shouts wanting to keep an eye on her.
"You're sister is fine in her own." Ape shows up with everyone making their way towards him.
Bam looks at Ryan trusting him the most, "I'll go find the bathroom." He leaves the group going inside.
Meanwhile Annabelle got to the bathroom with no problems but leaving was a different story. This random drunk guy grabbed her arm trying to keep her there to have a conversation.
"I really need to get back to my friends and family." She tried to tell him but he just wouldn't.
"You should let loose some." He removes his hand but walks closer to her.
"Really, I told my brother I'd be right back." Anna potentially tells him.
Ryan finally spots Anna with a guy looking very uncomfortable so he goes over to them. "There you are. We were getting worried about you." Ryan snakes his arm around her waist holding her closer to him then leans down giving her a quick peck on the lips. "This guy bugging you?" He eyes the drunk man.
"We were just talking." The guy tells him while Anna was staring at Ryan shocked by his actions.
"We should get back to the others." Ryan looks down at her.
"Yeah." She nods her head so Ryan walks them away. "You didn't have to do all that." She speaks up as he keeps his arm around her.
"It worked though didn't it?" He laughs.
"Well yeah but the kiss wasn't necessary. You showing up and the arm would've worked fine." She removes herself from him. "Thanks though." She goes to the others while Ryan curses at himself.
"You look like hell." Raab laughs as Anna walks into the pirate bar.
"Not in the mood. I'm dying." She groans filling up a glass of water to take her pain killers for her cramps.
"Oh, the girl thing." He catches it because once a month she says she's dying.
"The girl thing has a name, Raab." She laughs at how the opposite sex hates the topic.
"I'm not saying it." He makes a face.
"It's call a Pe-," She starts making him reach over covering her mouth.
"Stop!" He uncovers her mouth as she start to laugh more.
"What are you shouting about?" Rake walks into the room.
"Girl stuff once a month." Raab puts his hand up to keep Anna from answering.
"You started today. Got it. Don't piss you off. You're hell during these days." He says getting a look from her. "I didn't say anything." He leaves the room fast.
"Anna you're out of pads!" Jenn shouts upstairs.
"What?! I just saw some!" Anna rushes up the stairs.
"Yeah, but I took them. I need some plus you have a few days."
"No, I started this morning. Now I have to go to the store." Anna groans going up to her room to get her keys.
"Can you get me some too?"
"Sure." Anna huffs as she leaves.
"Where are you headed off to?" Bam asks as he skates by her.
"The store to get a few things." She hops in her car then her passenger door opens showing Ryan getting in. "What are you doing?" She looks at him.
"We need more beer and I'm out of cigarettes." She rolls her eyes starting the car and they drive off ti the store.
While Ryan goes to get the beer with the cart, Anna goes to the ladies department to get pads for her and Jenn. "Are you kidding me..." She sees the box she needs is on the top shelf where she couldn't reach.
"Anna!" Ryan yells walking towards the direction Anna split off from him.
"Over here!" She shouts then groans in pain because her cramps were getting bad.
Once Ryan sees the aisle she was on he groans but then sees she was in serious pain holding her lower belly.
"Can you please do me a favor?" She turns towards him. "Can you get that box for me?" She points up at it.
He nods his going over and gets it down tossing it into the cart while she puts a different brand in the cart too. "Thank you." She groans.
Ryan moves the things around in the carts then picks Anna up putting her in it. Knowing Anna for a very long time and being the only one who pays attention to the small things... He's notices that when she has cramps walking makes them worse for her especially the first three days. "So you don't have to walk around. Now to all your favorite snacks?" He asks making her laugh a yes.
Back at the house Anna went to her room with all her things after giving Jenn her box of pads. "Ape... What helps with cramps?" Ryan walks over to her while she does laundry.
She turns to him slightly surprised he was evening asking this question. "Pain medicine, exercise-,"
Ryan cuts in, "Exercise actually makes it worse for Anna."
April nods her head, "Okay... Heat to the abdomen, hot bath, rest, water. Not much you can do to help. Why are you asking?" She slightly chuckles.
"Wanted to know what I can do to help Anna not be in so much pain." He tells her.
"That's sweet, Dunn. You're a good friend for wanting to help. Especially since you have no knowledge of what we go through. And most guys try to ignore it and find it uncomfortable." She pats his arm.
"Thanks, Ape." He goes upstairs.
"Dunn, come play." Dico calls him over.
"Start without me. I'll wait for a new game." Ryan walks upstairs going up to Anna's room and knocks on the door waiting for her to say come in. "I heard hot baths help with cramps." He sits at the end of her bed.
"You heard this where?" She asks as she was curled up in a ball.
"Your mom. I asked her what helps with cramps." He tells her the truth.
"Why?" She asks confused.
"I wanted to help you. You look in more pain than you have in the past."
"Why do you pay attention to my pain during my periods?" She laughs.
"You groan a way lot more when they are terrible. Plus you look sicker at times. My sister told me sometimes if they're bad enough you can throw up." He explains to her.
"So you ask other women to research ways to help me?"
"Yes. Ape said I'm a good friend especially since I don't know what you guys go through. Plus most guys find the topic uncomfortable." He says proud of himself.
"It's true. Raab refuses to hear the word period come out of my mouth. He kept shutting me up earlier."
"Why don't you take a hot bath then afterwards we can watch your favorite movies. Just yell my name when you're done." He tells her the goes downstairs to play pool with the guys.
"You do know to leave her alone right? It the time of the month." Rake tells him.
"I know. I went to the store with her and had to get a box of pads off the top shelf for her." He says making Raab complain.
"I don't wanna hear girl stuff."
"It's a normal thing for them. Us guys should slightly learn about so we aren't so ignorant. Your future wife is going to have them and you're gonna have to hear about." Rake tells him.
"I did some research." Ryan shrugs his shoulders. "I wanted to see what I could do to help with Anna's pain. Not a lot you can do for them."
"Can we not talk about periods? Especially my sister." Bam asks as it was his turn to play.
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When I was finished with my hot bath didn't really wanna call Ryan because I didn't want him to feel like he had to spend time with me. Especially when I was on my period. And I wanted to know why all of a sudden he decided to be a good friend when he never has cared in the past.
I decide not to call out his name so I put on a movie and lay down in my bed. "Hey, we're going to a concert. I know you wanna stay home but Bam said to still ask." Rake pops into my room.
"I'm not leaving my bed for anything except for the bathroom or change my movie. Have fun." I tell him and as he leaves Ryan comes in.
"Oh, I'm not going. My agenda for the day is to take care of you. Best friend to the aid." He does a Superman pose jumping onto my bed.
"Did you take a shower?" I asks surprise noticing his hair was wet.
"Yeah, and I used soap." He picks up his head giving me a smile.
"Are you okay? Do you have a fever?" I sit up leaning over to feel his forehead with the back of my hand.
"No. Why are you asking?" He asks making himself comfortable in my bed.
"You're staying home to take care of me instead of going to a concert, and you took a shower using soap..."
"You hate when I lay under your blankets dirty..." He says the truth so I nod my head.
While we watched my movies, Ryan would cuddle me. It wasn't odd for us because we did it all the time especially when we unknowingly did it while we shared a bed at times. We were close friends and I knew the little soft side of him.
A sudden killer cramp made me groan placing my hand on it pressing down. Ryan's hand then moved to where my hand was and rubbed my belly making me look back at him. "Uh, what are you doing?" I ask him.
"Would this not help?" He looks at me with a questionable look.
"Not at all."
"Well the boy is learning." He gets defensive. "I'll just get you some pain killers." He gets up.
"Ry... they're right here." I pick the up from my bedside.
"Do you have water?" He asks then sees my cup empty so he takes it leaving my room.
What was this dude doing? None of this was helping with my feelings for him to go away if he's being sweet trying to help me with my cramps.
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"Oh, Dunn. You didn't go with everyone?" April was surprised to see him home.
"No, I've been watching movies with Anna." He says filling her cup up.
She looks at him starting to smile to herself, "You've always cared quite a bit about her since you two finally became friends."
"There's nothing wrong with caring about a friend especially when they're younger than me and is a girl... Who happens to be my best friend's sister." Ryan adds turning to face her now.
"Dinner is almost ready so can you let Anna know." April decides to drop the things she was going to tell and ask him.
Ryan nods his head going up to tell Anna then they both go down to go eat. After eating they go back to her room cuddling again and keep watching movies together.
"Dude, you missed a good show and after..." Bam goes straight to Ryan's room but doesn't see him in his bed.
"Check Anna's room. He went in there when we left." Rake passes Bam going to his room.
Bam goes a door over knocking but with no answer he walks in to see Titanic playing while Ryan and Anna are fast asleep. Ryan was laying on his back with one arm under Anna while she was on her side, almost on her stomach, with one of her arms across him. Her head slightly rested on his chest and shoulder area while his head was turn towards her with his chin slightly above her head.
"Really..." Bam huffs turning off the tv then leaves going to his mom. "Have you seen how Dunn and Anna are sleeping in her bed?"
"Spooning?" Was what she saw earlier.
"No, worst. Why are they like that?" He crosses his arms.
"He's been trying to help with her cramps. Since he can't do a lot he's just cuddling her. He's being a good friend to her. You know she doesn't have any and Dunn has always been around. That's her best friend too."
"I don't like them like that though." Bam throws a little fit.
"Bam... You know they're just friends." Phil decides to speak up and April stays quiet knowing there was no way those two didn't like each other secretly.
"Yeah, plus she's not Dunn's type and he's way not her type." Bam laughs going to his room.
Hey, would you write a Ryan Dunn fic where Ryan and the reader have been friends since the cky days and the reader is their photographer and has been taking pictures of them forever and eventually becomes like the official photographer for jackass but her favourite person to take pictures of is Ryan and there’s all this tension between them because they’re best friends and neither realizes they’re totally in love with one another, and the tension builds until they have sex and confess to being in to one another
Photos Of You [Ryan Dunn x F!Reader]
Desc: Anon covered it all!
A/n: i LOVE this ask thank you sm!🫶🫶 tbh this didn’t end up in the direction i thought it would but hope you enjoy anyways!
warnings: smut (18+), p in v, public sex (sort of)
2.2k words
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“Smile!” You jeered, snapping a candid of Ryan and Johnny shoving and punching each other. “Hey you didn’t get my good side!” Johnny complained, pushing Dunn off of him and wandering over to you. “Could never shoot you bad PJ.” He laughed and threw his arm around your shoulder, guiding you away from Ryan and the rest of the crew. “You’re too kind sweetheart. So listen, are we gonna address the elephant in the room or what?” You narrowed your brows and laughed awkwardly. “What elephant?” Johnny took his arm off of you and turned to face you, raising his brows. “C’mon. The Ryan Dunn shaped elephant.” You laughed breathily. “What about Ryan?” Johnny took his bottom lip between his teeth and smiled. “Seems like the only time I see you snapping with this thing is when it’s with him.” He grabbed the lens of your camera and you scoffed. “That’s barely true. I shoot everyone!” Johnny shook his head, “Big Brother editors have to scour to find a picture you took without Ryan.” You rolled your eyes. “Alright so what? You getting camera jealous Knox?” You elbowed him in the ribs playfully. “Nah that’s not what this is about.” Johnny moved closer to you and spoke low. “You love him don’t you?” You laughed dramatically, trying to overshadow the pink that was beginning to spread across your cheeks. “Are you on something? No I don’t love Ryan.” Johnny tutted. “Alright plead the fifth. I’m just saying since it’s right in front of everyone’s eyes. And I don’t believe it’s one sided either.” You bit your lip. “Well what do you mean by that?” Johnny grinned stupidly. “Knew it.” He began walking towards the crew again laughing as you chased him down. “No, no. That does not mean I love him! I just wanna know what you mean!” Johnny kept looking in front of him, shaking his head. “You’re unbelievable.”
Johnny wasn’t wrong. About 90% of your work was Ryan but that wasn’t your fault. He was just so beautiful to photograph. You could never take a bad picture of him, his cute button nose and his curly hair, blond or brunet it looked good. But you weren’t in love with him or anything. You had known Ryan for years, what with being the designated photographer for the CKY crew and Jackass now that they landed a movie deal. You guys were best friends and had been forever. It was only natural you were more drawn to photograph him than the others. That’s what you told yourself anyhow.
“Hey.” You spoke, not looking up from your computer as you greeted the blond walking into your room at Bam’s house. “Whatcha doing?” He asked throwing himself onto the bed. “Come take a look at these shots, they’re just for the Jackassworld site but I think they’re cool.” Ryan pushed himself off of your mattress and leaned down to take a look, his head resting on your shoulder. “Nice.” He muttered as you showed him. “That’s a good one of you.” You pointed out a specific one of him with his curly hair all messy, a pair of aviators framing his face. “They’re all good ones of me.” You laughed but he was honestly right. “You’re easy to shoot.” Ryan kissed your cheek roughly to make you laugh, “You flattering me to get in my pants cam girl?” You rolled your eyes. “Cam girl? Really?” He laughed and plonked down on the bed once more. “Yeah, new nickname I’m trying out. You like it?” You spun yourself around on your office chair and shook your head. “Not my favourite.”
You admired your best friend lying nonchalantly on your bed and your head began swarming with Johnny’s words from a couple days prior. “Johnny said something funny to me the other day.” The words fell out of your mouth before you even considered them. “Oh?” Ryan urged you to continue. “Yeah. He insisted I must be in love with you since I shoot you so much. Isn’t that weird?” You laughed awkwardly but the joke wasn’t really funny. “Huh.” Ryan said, narrowing his brows, silence now filling the room. You fidgeted with your hands. “Well are you?” You looked up, confused at the rather bold question. “What?” Ryan scooted to the edge of the bed. “Are you in love with me cam girl?” He stretched out the love word mockingly and you shook your head laughing. “No I’m not in love with you. Sorry to bruise your ego. Why? You in love with me? Cause’ Johnny also insinuated it may be reciprocated.” You moved your brows up and down jokingly as Ryan laughed and shook his head as well. “Can’t say I am.” You regretted ever bringing up Johnnys words as now tension was building. Tension you hated and never wanted to address. So you didn’t, you bathed in it for months.
It was promo time for Jackass: The Movie and as the official Jackass photographer you were stringed along with the boys. Unfortunately much of it involved sitting in a chair uncomfortably while the crew did press, bored out of your mind. You sat in on one interview with Ryan, Bam, Chris and Steve-o from behind the camera, sipping on a bitter black coffee and making casual conversation with some lighting guy. You zoned out of the small talk to listen in on a question, it was about girls or something you presumed fro Chris and Steve-o’s giggly answers. And then it was Ryan. “I mean, yeah I guess I’ve gotten more girls since the show. Not a girlfriend or anything but yeah.” He said awkwardly, clearly a little uncomfortable. “And were they hotter than before fame?” The interviewer pushed, the other guys laughing awkwardly but Ryan just scratched the back of his head. His eyes flashed over to yours for just a second and you realised you probably looked like you’d been slapped in the face unintentionally. You weren’t sure why but Ry talking about other girls always made you feel a little uneasy. “Sure, I guess.” He spoke, clearing his throat right after. You poured the rest of the coffee down your throat and excused yourself to get more, walking off almost in a huff.
You cursed yourself for being so awkward about the whole thing, you probably made it so apparent that you were what, jealous? That was fucking stupid. You fumbled with the coffee pot as you heard the interviewer thank the guys and everyone get up to prepare for the next one. “Hey.” Behind you Ryan lingered. “Hey.” You replied, trying not to make eye contact just yet. “Can I talk to you?” Your cheeks started burning. “Yeah, what’s up?” You put the paper cup down and turned around to wait for him to say whatever he was going to say. Ryan looked almost more embarrassed than you, his nose a cute red. “Like in private.” You found that kind of weird seeing as there was no one around you that could possibly hear your conversation but shrugged anyways. “Okay.”
You followed Ryan into some green room, there was a thirty minute break until the next interview seeing as they had been doing them consecutively for a good few hours. He shut the door and you sat on the couch. “Are you okay?” You asked, Ryan had become even more jittery and nervous than he was a couple seconds before, he sat beside you. “Are we good?” You narrowed your brows and laughed nervously. “Well yeah, why wouldn’t we be?” He looked serious, quiet. “Ryan?” “I’ve been thinking about what you said about what Johnny said.” You scratched the back of your head and spoke lowly. “Oh.” The tension could be cut with a knife. “I’m tired of pretending it’s all fine.” Your face stiffened. Ryan looked at you dead in the eyes, “He’s right, I do love you. And I don’t know if you love me but-“ You cut him off with a kiss. Hands on the sides of his face, rough kiss. He reciprocated immediately, barely flinching. Your lips moved in sync and you moved over to be closer to him as his hands gripped your waist, fingers slipping under you shirt to touch your flesh. Your arms found themselves around his neck before Ryan leaned down to lay you on your back on the couch. His rough kisses continued before he pulled away and began kissing down your neck.
You whimpered softly as he nipped at it, sending shivers down your spine. “Ryan.” You muttered as he continued. “Ryan we’re in a fucking green room.” The man pulled away and grinned. “S’fine, I told some intern to not let anyone in.” You laughed, “What so you knew we were gonna fuck in here?!” Ryan laughed and kissed your neck again, “No, just thought the conversation was gonna map out a little longer than this.” You grinned but allowed him to continue, his hands moving down to rub you over your jeans, a bold move. You moaned and grabbed his shoulders in surprise. “Jesus, just fuck me they’ll need you again soon.” Ryan smiled stupidly, “So eager.” He unbuttoned you pants and helped you out of them before unbuckling his own and pulling them down enough so his dick could be free. He linked his fingers underneath the band of your panties and pulled them down quickly, still kissing your mouth and your neck. He began jacking himself off a bit after spitting into his hand to get himself a little harder before running his tip in between your folds. You moaned at the feeling before remembering where you were. Were you really gonna let Ryan fuck you for the first time in some random green room in LA? Then he pushed into you and the answer was clear, yes. You slapped your hand over your mouth to smother your noises but Ry moved it off of you, replacing it with his lips as he started to move. You moved your hand down to grip his waist as he fucked into you quickly. You weren’t expecting him to be so harsh for the first time but god you weren’t complaining. The passion was just what you needed as you moaned and whimpered into his mouth, the couch creaking under the weight and movements of the two of you. You pulled away from Ryan’s mouth to whisper one thing, “Harder.” He listened. It was proving more difficult to conceal your moans so Ryan resorted to putting his own hand over your lips. “Sssshhhh, you want the intern to hear me fuck you? Huh?” You shook your head, tear beginning to fall down your cheek from the pleasure.
“You love me?” You waited a moment before nodding your head. He took his hand off of your mouth and placed it on your cheek instead. “Yes.” You breathed out. He smiled. “Yeah? Love me enough to let me fuck you on a random couch?” Ryan’s dirty talk was doing its job as his words went straight to your heat. You nodded again but he grabbed your face to look you in the eyes. “Yes.” You whispered and he smiled and kissed you. “I love you too. Now will you come for me?” You nodded desperately for what felt like the hundredth time. Ryan’s pace quickened as you felt your orgasm quickly approaching. You were surprised when the band in your stomach snapped before you realised, releasing an involuntary moan loud enough for anyone outside to hear. Ryan slapped his hand over you mouth quickly but it was far too late. You didn’t even care in the moment, too enamoured in the feeling spreading through your body to be embarrassed. Ryan bit his lip and shook his head. “Can you be quiet while I come? Where do you want it?” He uncovered your mouth and you smiled, blissed out. “Come in me.” Ryan laughed and kissed you. “God why didn’t we do this before.” His hips snapped quickly, fingers digging into your sides before he stilled, spilling into you with a suppressed groan.
It wasn’t longer than a minute before Ryan was out of you and pulling his pants back up. You just lay there, catching your breath in an awed out haze. Ryan laughed and tried to help you pull your pants back up. You sat up and pulled them back on, feeling a little uncomfortable and a little turned on by the feeling of his cum slowly slipping out of you. “What are your bets the interns gonna be traumatised?” Ryan laughed at your witty commentary and used his thumb to rub the mascara stain off your cheek. “I’d love to take a picture of you like this.” He murmured. “Oh god.” You groaned when you realised everyone in that set would know you’d just been fucked upon inspection of your blotchy blush and messed up makeup. “It’s fine.” Ryan said when he understood your complaints. “You’ll never see those people again anyways.” You stared blankly at him. “Chris, Steve, Bam.” Ryan muffled his laughter with his hand, the same one that had muffled your moans earlier. “It’s not funny.” You slapped your best friend while laughing yourself before your head snapped over to see someone opening the door slowly. “They’re ready for you Ryan.” A shaky young voice sounded, too terrified to even dare look inside the room that now probably reeked of sex. You both laughed heartily, Ryan thanking the poor kid.
Desc: You’re Dico’s sister and Ryan shows up at your house when he wasn’t around. You get to talking and turns out maybe not all of your brothers friends are assholes.
A/n: Remarkably the first proper Ryan fic I’ve written ?
Warnings: mentions of sex & alcohol
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It was Friday and you were home alone for once. Your friends had all bailed on you yet again so you were left to the old sweatpants and VHS tapes. As soon as you were settled on the couch, remote in hand ready to watch Thelma and Louise, your doorbell rang. You groaned, that better not be Brandon back already. You huffed and paused the film before it even began, getting up to answer it. You swung the door open, glaring the ringer until you realised it wasn’t your annoying older brother, but his cute friend, Ryan. Your eyes widened, embarrassed you had answered with such haughtiness. “Oh shit, sorry. I thought you were Brandon.” Ryan simply laughed you off. “It’s alright, so I take it he’s not here then.” You shook your head, suddenly very aware you were only dressed in old sweats and a tight fitting tank top. “He’s not but, he should be here in like half an hour if you wanna wait it out?” Ryan scratched the back of his neck and sighed, unsure. You admired his button nose and his blond hair. He was probably the cutest of your brothers friends. Sure there was Bam but he was just the asshole kid in your grade that used to make your life so very hard when he was still in school, along with Chris. You were constantly called stuck up and a smart ass just cause’ you weren’t failing every class but whatever. Ryan was pretty much the only nice one to you, but you still regarded him as a bit of an ass by association.
“Uhhh I don’t know.” You sighed at his response, opening the door wider to let him through. “Just come in.” He shrugged, and let himself wander in, scuffing his shoes off of the mat once you shut the door. Manners, who would’ve thought? You lead him in to your living room and gestured that he sat. “Beer?” You asked but Ryan just shook his head, sinking into the couch. You sat down on the opposite end and tucked your legs beneath you. “So what are you and Brandon doing?” Ryan laughed under his breath, “What?” You smiled, trying to understand the humour. “No it’s just, it’s kinda funny you call him Brandon. So formal.” You scoffed, “Would you rather I call him Dico as you guys have so graciously blessed him? Cause’ it’s a bit weird seeing as my last name is also DiCamillo if you haven’t forgotten.” Ryan shrugged. “It was just an observation.” The silence was awkward after that. Why’d you have to be such a dick all the time? “Sorry, I get defensive kinda quick.” Ryan nodded. “I think that just comes with having an asshole for a brother.” You spoke, laughing awkwardly. “He’s not always bad.” Ryan said and you shrugged. “Yeah I know. His friends kind of are though.” You looked up at Ryan, grinning stupidly. “Ouch.” He mouthed, mimicking a knife stabbing into his heart.
“Have to admit though, out of all my brother’s asshole friends, you’re probably my favourite.” Ryan smiled, you even thought you could see a blush creep up on his face. “Yeah?” You smiled and nodded silently. “Well for the record I never thought you were stuck up either.” You folded your arms and laughed. “Thanks so much, glad that’s still spreading around.” Ryan grinned. “Only by Dico, and sort of Bam and Raab too.” You shook your head, “God they were such assholes to me in high school.” Ryan’s face faltered, “I’m sorry about that. We were all kind of dickheads back then.” You shrugged. “Well I don’t cry myself to sleep anymore so, apology accepted.” Ryan’s face faltered even more if that were possible. “I’m sorry.” You laughed awkwardly. “I’m kidding, It was never that bad.” He sighed with relief. You bit your lip then, a bit of courage coursing through your veins as you shifted closer to the blond. “You know, I also always thought you were the cuter one.” Ryan let out a breathy laugh. “You’re on thin ice DiCamillo.” You smiled, “Bet that’s not the first time you’ve said that sentence.” Ryan bit his lip and shook his head. “Don’t remind me who you’re related to.” You pushed his hair off his forehead, moving even close to him now. “Whys that?” Ryan’s eyes flashed from your lips to your eyes. “Cause’ it’ll make what I’m about to do a bit more regrettable.” Then he leaned in and met your lips with his own, hand resting against your cheek.
You moved slowly in time with his lips, soft and plump. You shifted your body closer to his and brought your hand up to his jaw, brushing your thumb over it gently. Ryan began moving quicker now, opening your mouth wider to make out properly. Then he brought his hands down to your waist and moved you so that he was on top of you, never breaking the kiss. As he lay above you, hands tracing your neck you felt a swipe of his tongue on your lip and you opened, accepting it. You made out roughly with tongue, grasping his face to prolong it as long as possible. His hands wandered down to your tits, groping them softly through the material of your tank top. Your mind clouded, completely forgetting where you were as you reached down to undo Ryan’s belt, whimpering quietly into his mouth. Once you began unzipping his pants you heard the front door swing open and almost jumped out of your skin. Ryan quickly clambered off of you as you broke the kiss but it was too late. Brandon walked in on a hot make out sesh between his best friend and his sister.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” He yelled, still stood half outside, looking in at the two of you in the living room. Ryan quickly zipped up his pants and scrambled to buckle his belt once more which just made everything worse. “Why the fuck are you making out with my SISTER RYAN?! AND WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK OUT?!” You adjusted your tank top and wiped Ryan’s saliva from your lips. “His dick isn’t out jesus christ.” Brandon slammed the door shut and darted into the room. “No! I will hear nothing from you! Ryan, what the fuck?!” You looked over to the poor guy who’s face was as red as a tomato. “I’m sorry. Look we weren’t… you know…” “Fucking?!” Dico interrupted, his hand gestures dramatic and exaggerated. “God it’s not that big a deal Brandon chill out!” Brandon shook his head. “No this is a big deal. I fucking knew you’d date one of them and now you’ve fucked it! She’s too young for you Ryan!” You snickered now despite the tension in the room. “I’m two years younger Bran.” Brandon shook his head, his anger fading slightly. “Doesn’t matter! You guys are fucking gross.” Then he stood awkwardly, not sure what to do after his dramatic meltdown. “Well, now just. Just don’t make out!” He turned his back then and headed to his room.
After hearing the door slam you couldn’t help but laugh. Properly laugh. Ryan looked less amused. You hit his arm playfully. “Don’t look like that, he’ll get over it.” Ryan shook his head. “He just walked in on me with my pants undone on top of you Y/n.” You giggled again, covering your mouth. “Ah it wasn’t that bad.” Ryan just looked at you, shaking his head. You leaned in and pecked him again, smile still playing on your lips. “Don’t tell me you regret it now.” Ryan smiled too, “Nah.” he kissed you again, your lips resuming the rhythm they once had. “FUCKING STOP!” Brandon had emerged from his room unbeknownst to you. You pulled away and both just laughed, even Dico looked a little amused. “I am going to smack both of you.”
"You guys gotta fuck everything up, don't you." I see Ryan let the mailbox fall to the ground as I come outside to check the mail.
"He did it on purpose." Bam goes through the mail.
"You put the stupid thing in potting soil inside cement." Ryan starts to walk towards the house to call Glomb to come do it.
"This is yours." Bam hands me mine as we all go into the house and I see it was stuff from my job.
"Bam. What happened to the mailbox?" Mom shows up so he tells her Ryan did it.
"We'll never be able to get mail." She tells him as we all go over to the door.
"Well lucky tomorrow's Saturday. We don't get mail." He tells her making me laugh at him.
"We get mail on Saturday's." I lean on his back as he thinks and Ryan lets out a chuckle. "It's okay. I know you guys aren't smart." I leave them alone with her.
Today we landed in LA to get Hollywood things for the snakerun driveway. "So are we supposed to get as much stuff as we can?" Mom asks Bam as we all sit in a restaurant.
"No Ape just get one thing and be happy. Stop trying to be greedy all the time and get the most. Every time you do that eggway change all the rules." Vito tells her.
"What are you gonna do?" She asks and he told her he was going to the Playboy Mansion.
"You're gonna knock on the gates and they're just gonna let you in? Yeah, right." I laugh at him and he stars to speak gibberish.
"It's a house. It's not some tourist attraction." Bam tells him and he goes off getting up and leaves determined.
Mom and Dad team up, Raab and Rake go to keep Bito from going to Jail, and Bam said Ryan, Jenn and I were going with him. "Actually gonna go with mom and dad." I follow them. "Mom, can I go off on my own? I need go see a friend." I ask her.
"Just check in with Bam at times. Do try to get something though." She says so I get a ride to Johnny's.
When I get to his place I knock on the door and Melanie opens it. "Anna, it's a surprise to see you. I'm just picking up Madison. He's talking his time packing her bags back. Come in. I'm guessing you're here to surprise him?" She smiles. When I stayed with Johnny in the past and they were co parenting she tried helping me since I told her why I came to LA.
"Okay, I'm sure everything is in here. Madison is just getting certain toys. Anna!" He looks up to see me with Melanie. "What are you doing here?" He pulls me into a hug.
"My family and I are here for like a day I think. I don't really know my brother's plan." I hug him back.
"Anna! I thought I heard dad yell your name." Madison runs over giving me a hug. "Man, and I have to leave." She pouts.
"Maybe next time since we have places to be. Oh, I recently just got sent this adorable dress design and it had your name. They want to me make it." She says making me happy. Also yeah, only she knew my full name. I explained my whole reason to her and she understood my reasoning and promised to keep it a secret.
"Really? They're actually doing things with what I sent?"
"Yeah. We can't make any changes or say it's our own so you get credit for it." She says making me clap my hands. "I'll leave you two to catch up. It's good seeing you." She gives me a hug then Madison before leaving.
"Why didn't you text me?" Johnny hits my arm.
"I wanted to surprise you." I hit him back.
"Well you did." He just stares at me before giving me a kiss.
"What was that for?"
"I still miss you and wish you could stay. It's hard trying to move on from you. You're just so perfect." He pulls me to sit with him on his couch turning on his tv.
"I'm not perfect. I'm far from perfect. I still don't have a steady job, I live with parents and brother and his friends, most of my family doesn't like me, everyone where I live thinks I'm a terrible person still from lies years ago, my dating life is eternally dead."
"It's not that bad. No jobs just start off perfect it takes time. There is nothing wrong living at home especially when you are still trying to get your life started. Fuck your family, and fuck what people think about you. Show them who you really are. And your dating life isn't eternally dead. What was us?" He messes with my hand.
"Thank your for everything you said. And I don't know we never had a conversation about us. You took me in and helped me start a life here. Slower along the way we got closer and made this connection. Things happen then I went back home."
Johnny leans in placing a gentle kiss on my lips so I melt into the kiss. Wanting more he kissed me rougher almost hungry, his hands slowly moving down pulling me to straddle his lap. As Johnny tries to lay me back on the couch he accidentally changes the tv channel.
"We told her you were the one who stole it and she just freaked out."
"No you didn't."
"We told her you had to borrow it for three days and she went through the roof."
"She's gonna lose it she hates my driving. Her and Anna both."
I finally realized what's on the tv and shove Johnny off me to find the remote. "What you don't like Viva La Bam." Johnny laughs.
"Mixed feelings actually. Umm it's just ruining the mood." I smile turning the tv off.
"Yeah, it's weird hearing two friends while I'm in the mood with someone." He gets back on the couch pulling me back into a kiss.
Just when we were getting into it again my phone has to go off, "What?!" I answer it.
"Have you three found anything yet? We got Dave Grohl belt and now we're heard to Tommy Lee's place." Bam tells me.
"Tommy Lee! You know how much I like Motey Crue you asshat. On but yeah I'm not with mom and dad so I don't know if they found anything yet." I tell him.
"Where are you then?!" He gets loud.
"Busy with someone, now leave me alone." I hang up on him. "I'm sorry. That was my brother." I look at Johnny.
"It's okay. The mood keeps getting interrupted so let's just cuddle and watch TV." He puts it on and keeps Viva La Bam on.
I was just happy that for this episode I wasn't really in it because I just watched everything from a distance.
"You know what's annoying this episode is that Ape ended up not caring about her car getting messed up. She has it easier compared to three other people." I sigh as Johnny tickles my arm.
"Three?"
"Did I say three? I meant two. Phil and Vito." I hate that I slightly slipped.
"Also all the blue hurt my eyes when I watched this episode." I laugh when they show Ryan look at the camera when dad said it was decorative and designish.
"Whose your favorite from the CKY crew?" Johnny asks me.
"Are you counting Ryan and Bam too since that's what they are outside of Jackass?"
"Yeah." He messes with my hair as I look at him.
"Ryan. Bam dead last." I laugh because he was the most annoying plus I was still pissed at him for my hell day.
"You say their names like you know why you put them in that spot for personal reasons." He laughs making me giggle.
"Just by what I see. If I was Ape and Bam was my son, I'd kill him."
"Me too." He laughs as another episode starts.
As it starts I see it was the Vegas one, "Let's just see what else is on." I change the channel right before I come up. "Have you ever seen a full episode?"
"I'm a bad friend to Bam... No, I haven't. I've only seen parts." He says so I nod my head. "Come on." He picks me up carrying me to his room.
"You suddenly in the mood again?" I giggle as he lays me back on his head slowly pulling my shirt up and off.
"Yes. Theses are new." He touches my tattoos. What's RD mean?" He asks.
"It's a friends a friend initials. I lost a bet you can kinda say... We had to design a tattoo for the other and they came up with their initials while they got a inside thing between us of me. Now shut up." I pull him down into a kiss.
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"Okay, Ape and Phil are going to meet all of us at a restaurant." Bam tells Ryan.
"What about Anna? Has anyone talked to her after you did?"
"Call her and tell her we're all done and meeting up again." Bam says so Ryan calls her.
"What up?" Anna walks back into Johnny's living room to answer her phone.
"We got everything, Vito is also banned from the playboy mansion, and we're all meeting up to go eat. Bam wanted me to let you know so getting going." Ryan tells her so she looks at the time.
"Okay, bye." She hangs up on him.
"What do you think she's been up to all day?" Ryan asks bam.
"I have no idea. Just heard she didn't want any of the crew following her so it was all personal stuff." Bam tells him what he heard when he called his parent earlier.
"I wonder who she went to go see." Ryan says curious as they all arrive at the restaurant.
After everyone was sitting and looking through the menu, Anna shows up taking a seat at the table. "Sorry, I'm last to show up. My friend was determined to give me a ride here and I didn't want him to."
"Your friend was a guy..." April eyes her.
"I hung out with a girl too." Anna technically was telling the truth since she saw Melanie.
"What did you guys do all day?" Bam asks her.
"Caught up." She looks through her menu.
Everyone talks about there day and what they got before Bam said it was time to head back home to see the finished driveway and add the goodies to it.
"Let me see it." I speed walk over to Glomb to see the cannon ball so he lets me hold it for second. "Cool." I give it back to him then walk over to Ryan to wipe the mud off my hands on his dirty shirt. He looks at me shaking his head with a slight smile.
As we all walk back to the house Glomb drops the canon ball into the poll. "Did you just see that?" Ryan calls out making Bam look over. "Glomb just dropped the fucking cannon ball into the pool.
Bam bribes Vito to jump into the pool to get the ball but he fails so dad gets in getting it. I decided to go with the guys to see if they could get confirmation that it was a real canon ball. On the way there Bam, Dico, and Raab were screaming hurting my ears
"I know." Ryan leans towards me since I sat in the middle between him and Raab.
"If I knew there would be yelling in a small in closed space, I would've stayed home." I slightly shake my head.
After going it looked at we find out it's real and the guys also get the cannon to fire it at some point. At the most random point during the night all the electricity went out.
"Really? I can't see coming down the stairs and I don't wanna break my neck." I complain feeling for the step then sit down to scoot down them.
"Give me a second, I got you." I hear Ryan then he takes my hand helping me down.
"Night vision, cheater." I tell him as he leads me to everyone then ditches me. "Thanks."
To no one's surprise Vito bitches about everything like normally. "How you gonna wipe your ass now? I gotta go to the bathroom where do you go? There's no running water. When the water doesn't go down, just let it pile up, I don't care. Pee on top of it, mix it together... that'll be real nice be the best smell ever. When I gotta go it's gonna be a lot too."
"Okay, I don't wanna hear about you shitting and peeing and them mixing. Good night." I leave to go to bed for the night.
"Hey, can I crash in here for the night? Raab pissed on my bed." Ryan startled me as I was almost asleep.
"Why did he piss on your bed? What did you do to him?" I ask looking into the darkest of the room since I couldn't see him.
"Nothing, he thought I'd be funny and I can't wash shit till we're done living in the 1800s."
"You know I don't care." I tell him co he crawls into bed next to me.
"Thank you. Goodnight."
The next morning I wake up hearing my dad yell for mom. "Our alarm is going off." I groan slowly sitting up while Ryan hides his face in my pillow. "Come on, get up." I pat his back before getting out of bed.
"Can I just swap beds with you? I like sleeping in here." He rolls onto his back as I look for clothes to wear for the day.
"I know. You come in all the time to just take a nap while I work, read, or watch tv." I go to my bathroom to change.
"Well it's fucking comfortable. I'm gonna go get dressed." I hear him leave.
When I was done I leave my room the same time Ryan, Raab, and Rake do to go see t what's going on. "Is he gonna make us sleep out there tonight?" I ask making the guys look at me.
"I hope not." Raab walks away first.
Outside we watch them set up and Bam starts a quiz with Raab about what year we're in right now but we couldn't help him. "Raab, we'll give you one more chance. What year was the Civil War?" Bam asks so I decided to help walking back some. I put my hands up and show him on my fingers.
"1860..." He get it right but Bam still shoves him.
"Cheater." Ryan walks over to me and leans down.
"You were last night."
"But I helped you down two flights of stairs." He hits my arm.
"And I helped Raab with a question."
He just stares at me, "Smartass."
"You love this smartass." I pat his chest walking away.
Finally Vito shows up bitching about everything and says he's leaving so he does on the horse buggy. "You know he took cannon ball, right?" I tell Bam.
"Don't worry it we'll get it back." He tells me and we wait for awhile before the guy comes back and Bam had him sit on the hummer act like the horse we're pulling it so we could go into town.
When we get to Antonio's we head inside to get the canon ball back. "You got the cannon ball, dude. We gotta take it back." I tell him.
"You owe my $500 for jumping in the pool." He tells Bam so Ryan and Raab grab his arms so we can get the ball. We struggle for it so I start to nicely slap his face and Bam gets the ball.
We all laugh leaving him and saying goodbye. "I'm shocked you helped by slapping him." Bam tells me. "You're finally letting lose and having fun with us." He cheers so the guys join him.
Back at the house and everyone was done setting up they decided to play some games getting tossed up into the air. "Anna is next." Ryan says after his turn pushing me forward.
"I can walk myself." I go get on and get tossed up the highest making me let out a squeak. Now when it was mom and dad's turn it was funny especially since to took many people to get dad up.
"Look who decided to show back up." I nod towards Vito for Bam so he goes over to him while I stay with Ryan. "Why are you staring at me?" I raise an eyebrow at him.
"I'm still not used to you with short hair." He reaches out to mess with it.
"In a bad or good way?"
"Good way. Haven't seen you with short hair in many years." He says making me laugh.
"Right, when we first met. I would have mom cut my hair at times but never this short." I smile nodding my head. "Yeah, that's many years."
The next morning when everyone was getting ready for the battle, I grabbed one of my notebooks out of the house going out to the abandoned tree top casino to get some free space. I did use it a lot to has creativity either designing new outfits or just writing lyrics down. It was something I decided to pick up again because I stopped when I moved away. I sit down on the floor flipping through the pagers and see a song I haven't touched since I moved way.
I was already missing
Before the night I left
Just me and my shadow and all of my regrets
Who am I? Who am I?
When I don't know myself
Who am I? Who am I?
Invisible
I lean back against and start to write down more lyrics.
Wasted days
Dreaming of the times I know I can't get back
It seems I just lost track
Looking on
As all of life's colors seem to fade to grey
I just walked away
I was already missing
Before the night I left
Just me and your shadow and all of my regrets
Who am I? Who am I?
When I don't know myself
Who am I? Who am I?
Invisible
"AAAAHHHHH!" I let out a horrific scream bringing my knees closer to my chest putting my head down and cover my head as the wall beside me gets taken out by what I assume was the cannon ball.
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"Wait, was that Anna screaming?" Rake looks at Bam and everyone gets slightly worried.
"Has she been in the tree top casino the whole time?" Raab asks and looks back not seeing her up with Phil and April.
"Shit..." Bam takes off running with the guys following him.
"Anna!" Everyone starts to yell her name but she was still shocked and startled by what happened next to her to speak.
She was still in the same position when they guys got to the casino, "Anna, I didn't know it would hit here. I didn't even know you were over here." Bam bends down to her trying to comfort her as she was slightly shaking.
"Holy shit. That was close to her." Raab sees the big hole next to her.
"It took this tree down too." Bam gets up pointing it out leaving Anna alone.
"Really, gonna leave her?" Raab goes over to Anna as Ryan goes over to her too.
"You're okay. You can stop shaking now." Raab rubs her arm but she doesn't move.
"You put a cannon ball through your tree top casino already and almost killed your sister." April tells Bam who apologizes.
"It's okay. I know it was close to you." Ryan strokes her head. "It would scare the living shit out of me too." He tells her. "You ready to stand up?" He asks her so she lifts her head up finally.
"You made her cry, Bam." Raab says wiping her tears away.
"Raab put her stuff in her bag." Ryan says as he pulls Anna up so Raab does to help her out. Anna's hand grabs Ryan's still slightly shaking but Ryan didn't care. If it helps her he was okay with it then takes her bag from Raab to hold.
"Well, Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino is ruined but at least we know the canon ball is real." Bam tells the camera.
"Lost again but it's real." Ryan adds making everyone laugh and it slightly makes Anna giggle, which he was happy he was helping shake off her shock from the ball going through the wall next to her.
"Who cares. Sorry again Anna. Victory party at Pirate Bar!" Bam yells to the crowd and they all cheer running back to the house.
"I feel so bad." Bam turns to Anna pulling her into a hug. "I really am sorry." He kisses her forehead before rushing to the zip-line.
"I'm sure this is important to you." Ryan holds her bag out to her so she takes it. "Come on, let's go. You don't have to celebrate with everyone. I'm sure you need to go change yourself." He jokes putting his hand out which earns him a shoulder punch.
"Not funny. But yes this is important to me so thanks." She puts the bag over her shoulder then takes his hand.
"I'm gonna do find the cannon ball." Vito tells everyone as he walks out to go look for it.
"Just keep walking straight dumbass!" Bam shouts from a distance.
"If you find it, Bam will give that $500!" Anna laughs at him.
"He'll never find it." Ryan chuckles.
"We're gonna go have fun in the Pirate bar with the electricity on!" Bam lets Vito know as the three start to walk back more.
"Keep on searching... it's like ten feet in front of you. Good luck!" Ryan adds.
"Just follow the broken trees!" Anna laughs swinging her arm with Ryan's as they walk.
When they get inside Ryan was shocked when Anna came back down after going to her room. "Drinking will help with my nerves." She gives him a smile making him smile too. "Oh, don't forget to clean you bed because you're not crashing in my room tonight."
