Blue and Adam working in a garden store together?
"Whose turn is it to deal with asshole regulars," Adam asks, "yours or mine?"
"Ugh, I think it's mine," Blue admits with no enthusiasm. "Which one is it this time?"
"The guy with the class ring who's convinced he knows more about orchids than I do."
"You have killed lot of orchids." She says it in what’s clearly supposed to sound like a breaking bad news gently kind of way. It doesn't even come close. But then, no one's good at something on the first try.
"He doesn't know that," Adam says. "Also, that was a long time ago. Also, who had to rescue your fig tree?"
"That doesn't count, you didn't do anything different than I did. It just decided to stop dying when you took it so that I would look bad."
"Do you think that maybe says something about you? That you assume everyone up to and including plants makes all their decisions based on spite?"
Blue picks up the heaviest planter they sell, for no other reason than to be holding it. He's seen this trick before; she claims it gives her an excuse to hurry customer conversations along, hey make this short and to the point, I'm in the middle of something. He's pretty sure she does it to metaphorically and physically flex her muscles in front of the customers: I'm tougher than you are.
"I'm going to go deal with that asshole." She puts on her terrifying customer service smile. "And then you're next."
"Don't rush back on my account," he tells her, faux courtesy, but once she's gone he picks up her broom and finishes the sweeping up.