#epic artemis

[saixria]

I like the idea of Apollo and Artemis being Creepy Twins as kids, Apollo freaking people out with his foresight and Artemis freaking people out with her feralness (Apollo was not, in fact, born with his tattoos)

[meteor752]

The Greek gods and how willing they are to fuck Odysseus (at least according to me)

Not doing all of them, there’s so many

Zeus: He most def would, but not because Ody is special. Like, it’s Zeus, the man would fuck anything as long as it’s breathing. I do think he’d enjoy the pleasure of messing with his older brother though, so he’s extra into it for that

Poseidon: Oh yes. He’d deny it if asked, but he wants to fuck him so badly

Hades: I think he’d fuck him mainly to see what all the hype is about. And to mess with Poseidon of course

Hera: Nah, she’s surprisingly loyal. Which like bitch why

Hestia: Asexual queen

Demeter: She has no idea who Odysseus is tbh. Don’t think she’d be too into it anyways

Apollo: Yeah! That’s not a good thing for Ody tho, as it never ends well for Apollo’s mortal lovers. Mans might be in danger

Artemis: Asexual lesbian queen

Athena: See with her, I don’t know. Their bond is strictly platonic, but I don’t think they’d be against the idea of fucking each other. I do think she’d make him fight for it

Ares: Now for most of the duration of the musical, no I do not think he’d be interested. But after he repeatedly stabs Poseidon with a trident? Oh boy

Aphrodite: Yeah, he’s just her type! Tough warrior that’s secretly a sub :)

Hermes: Mans been willing to fuck him for a long ass time, like I’m impressed by his level of self restraint actually

Dionysus: Is in the same seat as Demeter in that he has little idea of who this dude actually is. Don’t think he’d turn him down though

Hephaestus: I don’t think so, but I have no concrete reason for that answer. Vibe check

Aeolus: No thanks :)

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Apollo: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Artemis: Do it or you're straight

Apollo: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

[mmmgert]

i heard that artemis is in the warrior!penelope au version of god games SO THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO SHOW OFF MY DESIGN FOR HER

artemis doodles:

[muwchi]

RAAHHHH I LOVE YOUR PENELOPE SM...I TOO WOULD SAIL 20 YEARS FOR HER. IF U HAVE ANY MORE ART OF HER OR THE REST OF THE ITHACA FAM (and their bald owl) I WILL GLADLY DEVOUR IT🫡🫡

am also curious...do u have an artemis design 👀❓️🌙💥

HIIII HELLO OMG THX U SM IM SO GLAD U LIKE HER XD here, have our magnificent queen (+her loser son) ALSO YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ARTEMIS AND I ENDED UP W THIS VERY PRIMITIVE DESIGN FOR HER

Can u tell i was inspired by gigi n Hades

[oak-the-crow]

Just realized that I haven’t done a lore drop for the Selkie au so here’s a bunch of random stuff

-Athena has a puukko knife. She stole it off a Finnish hunter she beat to death

-Penelope and Telemachus are safe from all this in a nice house in London

-Athena is a boxer and very brutal. She has a mild case of anger issues and it’s a sort of healthy way to get it out

-Artemis can swim but doesn’t like to. She has trauma from being on a whaling ship and that is part of it

-Athena gives off a weird vibe but she’s friendly so people tell her things

-Metis and Hera have a sheep ranch. They will beat the shit out of you with a shepherd crook

-Aphrodite despises the English people

-Athena does a lot of stuff with her hands (knitting, woodworking, blacksmithing, farm stuff etc). Her hands are mostly scars and callouses at this point

-Medea has internalized homophobia

-Athena has a hagstone necklace from Metis because she's superstitious. Hagstones are stones that have a natural hole in them and have meanings related to protection and good luck

@themostrandommoon (obligatory tag)

[firinnie]

"Very well"

After these words Athena returned to Olympus and slowly walked to her siblings, who after seeing Odysseus' epic fight gave them a moment. They were shocked when her smile twisted the other way and she stopped halfway with tears running down her face.

"H-he doesn't-" The goddess started when she was on her knees and everyone else in shock tried to give her comfort. After the game she allowed them to get close to her. "He doesn't want to have anything to do with me, never!"

When she finally collapsed from exhaustion after hours of crying Hermes decided that he should be the one to bring his grandson in line.

Either he or Ares who for Odysseus being "ungrateful" would be ready to make him a punching bag.

When Hermes returned his face was... surprising.

"Have you talked to him?" Aphrodite asked first. "Why did he ignore our sister like the biggest-" "I um… that's not what I was talking about with him." Hermes replied. "I really didn't have a way to talk to him normally."

When the entire hall had sputtered with indignation, the messenger finished the story. "Generally, when his lovely dove fell asleep, Ody went to the balcony to cry his eyes out." "Cry, what? Why?" Apollo said. "Because he says Athena doesn't want him anymore."

There was silence, broken by Hephaestus' snort after a while.

"We let Athena and someone Athena chose have an honest conversation to say everything directly and without any metaphors? Wonderful idea."

At least not everything is lost yet then.

…

Generally, it's one in the morning and I had such an idea, maybe a longer fic from this?

[maraki-of-the-fandoms]

If Artemis was in the God games

Artemis :You remember that I was at Troy's side. And he is the reason of its destruction, right?

Athena: But he is such a great archer and hunter

Artemis: And yet he decided that marriage is better than hunting

Athena: Look if you release him he is gonna do cool bow thinks and shoot a lot of creepy perverts.

Artemis: How many perverts?

Athena: 108

Artemis: You promise!?