Guys, she's fine isn't she?
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Guys, she's fine isn't she?
About the Reverse Odyssey AU (love it btw), do you think any of the Ithacans start praying to Hephastus? Just in case they can't get Odysseus back to human form, at least they can ask the God of inventing how to build a new palace that's half underwater.
oh god I have to continue that.... i have 3000 wips that ive gotten inspo for all at once are descending on me guys plus I am actively getting a master's degree bear w me for a few days
also OMG fuck yes!!! Ithaka is much more involved in this than in canon since a. they r not down 600 people who are immensely loyal to odysseus b. their king made a direct sacrifice FOR THEM literally no one else would have done this no other king would ever let himself be cursed to save his kingdom c. it's been 10 years and they all find it unjust because they'd all seen him weep as he left and know he and Penelope missed each other like crazy.
(plus he was very young when he took the throne! imagine a 13 year old telling u what to do and then being right. the people of Ithaka must have been very fond of him and most would have seen him as son-adjacent)
so one person has this idea one day, and they take it to the architects, who take it to the blacksmiths, who take it to the ruler of Ithaka. She pursues her lips as she looks at it, teeth grinding at the assumption that they would succeed but not overcome the curse, but allows them to do it.
So they start.
Happy autism awareness month, I wanted to know if could do a headcanon about a demigod with autism?
◤ DISCLAIMER ◢: I have been told I have neuro-divergent traits but I have never been officially diagnosed. I have met many acquaintances and friends who are Autistic across the spectrum but I do not know nor have experienced their own perspectives. Take my words with a grain of salt and they are not law. A/N: Shout out to my friends @maryenette-writes and @chi-townbatgirl for their input and insight! Wouldn't have been able to rush out this ask without their help! Hope you all have a good day!
More Olympian Dnd
Hermes: ok so the dragon is finally slain. And you see all of the treasure and weapons it was hording, Ares! You get a giant war axe powered by its owners will power!
Athena under her breath: so it’s not powered at all.
Hermes: Shhhh! Apollo: you get a magical lyre! Artemis: you get a bow that no matter where you target is anything you shoot from the bow will hit its target!
Artemis and Apollo: LETS FUCKING GO!
Hermes: Heracles you get a +3 great sword enchanted with flames!
Heracles: ……. thanks.
Hermes: Hephaestus! You receive a war hammer that can make the earth shake and bend to your will!
Hephaestus: cool.
Hermes: Athena you get a shield that can absorb any elemental attack for 3 rounds.
Ares: LAME!
Hermes: Aphrodite, you get ummm hold on let me check my notes, hmmm you know what you get a dagger.
Aphrodite: ok.
Hermes: and uhh Dionysus? Your still unconscious roll a death save!
Dionysus: ugh, go fuck yourself! Oh no.
Hermes: what? What’s wrong?
Dionysus: I’m just going to leave.
Hermes: so you died?
Dionysus: 100%.
Hermes: ….. THEN JUST MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!
Dionysus: I DON’T WANT TO!
Hermes: KILL YOURSELF, OR PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!
Dionysus: YOU FIRST MAIL BOY! AND I WILL WHEN YOU LET ME PLAY A BARD!
Hermes: I AM NOT DEALING WITH MORE THAN TWO BARDS FUCKBOI!
Hermes and Dionysus: Unintelligible arguing
Apollo: I wish you would take being a bard seriously and not just try to seduce everyone, Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: huh? Are you talking to me?
Apollo: YES!
Aphrodite: sorry I was appreciating Ares’s body.
Apollo: ohhh you horny bitch! He and Artemis high five without looking at each other.
Athena: Hermes! Can we continue?
Hermes: AND ANOTHER THING! BEING THE GOD OF “PLEASURE” IS A COP OUT, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! Uhhhh, no Athena we cannot cause this is where we’re pick up next session, you guys can go.
"Atlas"
image: the Titan Atlas carrying the heavens, a dark blue sphere covered in stars. he's crouching and grimacing under the weight of it. he has light brown skin, silver hair and beard, and a faded purple loincloth.
"Hephaestus"
image: The Greek god Hephaestus, god of the Forge. He's in his winged chariot, which is like a wheelchair, and holding a hammer. He has long black hair and a black beard, light olive skin, and his robes are dark grey and orange like lava down the side of volcano.
This is a tribute to Ancient Greece, its spectacular architecture and the wise words of some of the greatest philosophers the world has ever seen. I created naive, hand drawn illustrations of some of the grandest temples that still stand tall and strong after some 2000 years. I then created a hand drawn font based on the classic Baskerville typeface to resemble the carvings of the scripts on the temples.
These two elements were then intertwined to create intricate patterns .
bItCh?? I am nOt climbing out the fucking window.
Also... wHiCh gOd????? Tell me so I can kick their ass for u bby ✨🌸💗🌸✨
stupid gods closing all the doors, HoW aM i SuPPoSeD To Get iNTo My aPaRTMeNT, HuH??? windows don’t hElp if its on the tEnTh fLoOr!!
Ares: Bro, I have two bad news for you.
Hephastus: Combine them.
Ares: Your wife is cheating on both of us.