Men say: " a lock that can be opened by any key is useless but a key that can open any lock is a master key "
Firstly why are you comparing people's genitals and just people in general to objects?? That's all sorts of wrong.
But also why do you think your dick is as useful as a key???
It's not.
I use keys to drive, go into my home, and open special boxes that hold emotional value to me. They're useful.
Your dick isn't.
Your dick is a pump chump that leaves me unsatisfied.
Don't compare your limp dick to something useful.














