well we did it yall it’s time for the 2025 quote of the YEAR!!! the winners have been voted so lovingly by tumblr every month and i cannot express how much i have loved this. anyways here are the 12 winners of every month of YOUR favorite out of context thing that my friends have said for the last year!
2025 quote of the year
you seem like the type to have fantasized about a lobotomy
he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you? ive had nachos better than him
suck my fat nut. just the one ☝️ i lost the other in war.
if im pregnant when you die im ingesting the ashes so you get reincarnated
people who shave their pussy & not their asshole are scary. you’ve got a mullet
im gonna fuck my way through the czech republic
last night was an unskippable ad
i would love to tell you about our lord and savior excel spreadsheets
who needs AI when i have YOU to lie to me all the time
(as an insult) were you born on a plane?
hey bird this is a $7 waffle. you don’t know what money is.
as a child you looked very… organic














