He's telling me to WHAT?
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You don’t really know how you got into a position where you have to explain pop culture to the Sparda twins, but here you are, standing before them with a PowerPoint, a TV and a dream. This was worse than your 10th grade pop culture presentation.
This was at Dante’s request. Vergil is just there to support you and he secretly gets really bad FOMO when you’re involved in something and he isn’t. You clear your throat, rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly. How do you even start this?
“Uhh… so pretty much,” You start talking, turning on the TV and pulling up your presentation, decorated neatly and expertly, much to Vergil’s pleasure. “I’ll just give a brief overview of all the memes and such you’ve missed out on from the past… five years?”
“Okay” Dante smiles eagerly, sitting up on the couch, intrigued by this information. “So, why is Nero texting me… S-Y-B-A-U… What does that mean?” he asks, eyebrows furrowing as he recalls his nephews texts. “What is sibow? Is it foreign?”
You hold a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from laughing, snickering into the palm of your hand, turning away to hide your laughter. Dante just looks perplexed, while Vergil looks slightly confused, until he grins a little, turning to face his brother more directly.
“I do happen to know the answer to this one” He says, almost proudly. “I believe Nero is telling you to ‘Shut Your Bitch Ass Up’” Vergil states bluntly and knowingly, like the smug little shit he is.
Dante stares at Vergil, his mouth agape in shock. “Your offspring is telling me to what?” His voice raises unexpectedly, causing you to burst out laughing at the genuine fury Dante feels at this revelation.
“For once, Dante, I actually agree with the boy” Vergil adds over the top of your laughter, glancing momentarily towards you as you drop to your knees with humour. “You do need to s-y-b-a-u.”
Oh Jesus, that really was the cherry on top. You can’t breathe with laughter.
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a/n: yeah idk, ive had this in my drafts for a couple weeks but never knew where to take it, so enjoy this little thing :)
