Jan 24
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so based on gackt's tweet about twitter changing its name to "X".....
i headcanon that genesis would ABSOLUTELY roast elon musk's ass with a firaga for trying to ruin his favorite social media site 😂😂🔥🔥💀💀
Sephiroth, the one who wonders why did his best pal Genesis disappear without saying a thing to him. But it’s still Genesis’ fault for being a trollable moron.
So I was texting my friend who has only played the remake and watched Advent Children and she wanted to know more about Sephiroth so I was like alright I’ll give you a quick summary. Here’s the crack summary I came up with for her. Ignore the fact that I accidentally said Aerith summoned meteor instead of Holy.
I want to click buttons, so I will make a poll.
Who do you take to the water park?
Angeal
Genesis
Sephiroth
Dark Star
Zack
Cloud
Aerith
Tifa
Your mom, because she's lovely
Jenova
Tseng
Reno
Oh my god you guys I almost totally forgot about this.
So yesterday I was standing around being useless at my holiday retail job and there's a TV on the wall that plays music videos. It's on mute so I don't know what song this was but it was some music video where there were some sharply dressed guys dancing some choreography.
And.
I had this image.
Of an FF7 stage musical.
And I was picturing these guys as Turks.
I imagine Veld would probably have a solo number at some point. Probably on a black stage with a spotlight following him around while he's singing to the audience about all his struggles that he has to keep to himself and how hard that is. Maybe at some part other Turks would dance around in the background but it would mostly be solo.
The SOLDIER boys would probably get a fight number at some point, too. Like, they're fighting, but dancing, in the really dancey way that they do fights in like ballet and shit. Okay, let's actually go with that. Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal ballet fight.
I just want all of you to imagine this with me.
