fishkeeper feels
forgetting there is Always a little guy just in your room and then. remembering
y'all ever uhhh... baby talk to your fish a little bit? maybe quietly explain what you're doing as you clean the tank and move stuff around them like they actually care? yeah.
getting your first few pieces of equipment without knowing dick about shit and getting slowly more horrified at the amount of maintenance and money this is going to take
betta cups in Petco are shaped for hold...
telling dramatized aquarium stories to your non-fishkeeper friends to make what you did last night (clean the tank) sound exciting
why won't these fucking rocks stay in their fucking spot god fucking damnit i will eat you like cereal you stupid chunks of shit just stay where you're fuckin- YES. YES PERFECT.
are my
are my fish judging me?
is that a thing?
oh god
when you gotta siphon tank water with your mouth because you're too cheap for a gravel vacuum and at this point it doesn't even register how lowkey nasty that is anymore
looking at the thermometer real quick and then looking at the thermometer again just to check and then looking at the thermometer one more time just to make sure and looking at the-

















