Jun 28
Another lil witcher drawing
I still definitely need to work on my background rendering, but I do think I'm improving at the sketch/lineart level which is the most important part
(sketch etc below the cut)
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Another lil witcher drawing
I still definitely need to work on my background rendering, but I do think I'm improving at the sketch/lineart level which is the most important part
(sketch etc below the cut)
Lohikeitto (Finnish Salmon Soup)
Hansa Fics Masterpost
There are a hell of a lot, so this will be a very long post. Sorry, but I love them so much! Most are a mix between the show and the books. The fics are mostly in order of writing, not necessarily in a chronological order of events. (Beware, some fics have spoilers for The Tower of the Swallow and The Lady of the Lake, and possibly for Season 5, depending how close to the books it will be.)
Written pre-Season 2:
Long way, long story Series:
'An unexpected reunion' or 'A pile of horseshit'
In Beauclair Cahir unexpectedly meets somebody from his past. Can this somebody be trusted? Or will everything go to (horse)shit from here?
T; Words: 4,130; Chapters: 1/1
And Quietly Lay The Frozen Lake
After having crossed the Malheur Pass, Geralt's company finds a cosy little cave by a beautiful frozen lake. Angoulême wants to have some innocent fun on the ice, but not all is as quiet and peaceful as it seems. And Cahir has to bear the consequences ...
T; Words: 9,333; Chapters: 8/8
Winterlude I
After their adventure with the lake monster, Geralt's hansa rides on toward the Sansmerci Pass.
Words: 1,118; Chapters: 1/1
Winterlude II
After Cahir has started to tell the company some of his story, there are undesirable repercussions which do not make the already sufficiently difficult crossing of the Sansmerci any easier. Neither does the weather. Nor Roach. And then there is still the Mortblanc, the White Death, lying in wait for the friends ...
T; Words: 8,746; Chapters: 3/3
Long way
Finding unexpected help Geralt's hanza finally makes it out of the mountains to continue on their quest to rescue Yennefer and Ciri.
T; Words: 13,228; Chapters: 5/5
Written post-Season 2:
Prison Blues (Chapters 1 & 14 are the Hansa chapters)
While sitting around the campfire with his companions, Jaskier sings one of his favourite songs. Which elicits a very unexpected reaction from one of the more recent additions to the company. Jaskier can be such an idiot sometimes. The good thing is - he knows and is ready to apologise. However, things are much worse than he anticipated and a quick sorry nowhere near enough.
E; Words: 32,676; Chapters: 14/14
'The Runs' (or: 'Is it Dysentery?)
"But we all ate grub that turned our stomachs. Dandelion puked once or twice too, and on one occasion Cahir got the runs so badly he feared it was dysentery." (Baptism of Fire by Andrzej Sapkowski)
G; Words: 2,497; Chapters: 1/1
Staring into the abyss
When Cahir returns from the druids to join up with the other members of their Hanza, he meets somebody unexpected from his past. It is not exactly a happy reunion. And Jaskier has to save the day. And his comrade.
M; Words: 3,773; Chapters: 1/1
Long, long way
On their way to Stygga Castle, Geralt's Hanza runs out of provisions and fodder for the horses. But is going to the farm to buy some really a good idea? (Long way, long story Series)
M; Words: 16,620; Chapters: 7/7
Creatures of the Night
While Geralt's Hanza is staying in Beauclair, the famous fall event is coming up. An event the Witcher cannot refuse to take part in, even though he does have to dress up for it. However, not everything goes as planned and the members of the Hanza are in for some surprises. Blame it on the grape punch. Or is it the bard's fault after all?
Humour; T; Words: 22,898; Chapters: 14/14
A Recipe for Disaster
While Geralt's company is staying in Beauclair, another festive event is coming up. However, not all is going as planned. Will his friends be able to rescue their bard?
T; Words: 3,504; Chapters: 1/1
The Glade
On their journey from Toussaint to Stygga, Geralt's Hansa comes across a beautiful glade. But is it safe to make camp here for the night?
G; Words: 666; Chapters: 1/1
Arrow
Milva, Angoulême and Cahir are having a little archery contest.
G; Words: 882; Chapters: 2/2
A Higher Authority
When Geralt leaves Regis and Cahir to meet Avallac'h in the cavern below Devil Mountain, Regis takes care of Cahir's recent head wound. (Missing scene of The Tower for the Swallow chapter 7)
T; Words: 1,690; Chapters: 1/1
What?!
"Cahir, have you ever fucked a goat?" During their stay at Beauclair Castle, Geralt's Hansa play a game of cards. It soon turns out that not all the Hansa members enjoy it equally much, although Regis claims that it is both entertaining and enlightening. At least, Angoulême is having fun.
Crack-fic; M; Words: 1,125; Chapters: 1/1
To kill or not to kill
On Thanedd Ciri is cornered by the black knight of her nightmares. And really wants to kill the man who, in her mind, is responsible for all the bad things that have happened to her, for everything she has lost. Wants to shove her sword through his throat until his feathers are soaked in blood... (This is the story of how Cahir comes to join Geralt's company, Cahir's POV)
M; Words: 58,372; Chapters: 18/18
Lies
After the Battle of the Bridge over the Yaruga, Milva and Cahir are sitting by the campfire.
T; Words: 200; Chapters: 1/1
Fish
Angoulême does not like Cahir's cooking.
G; Words: 200; Chapters: 1/1
Of Eery Eyes and Vicious Venom
While travelling with the Witcher and his friends in search of Princess Cirilla, Cahir faces a frightening monster.
T; Words: 500; Chapters: 1/1
A most unusual plant
Jaskier saves a cow! With Geralt's help, of course - A little monstery adventure Geralt and his company have on their way to find the druids.
T; Words: 1,765; Chapters: 1/1
A Difficult Question
On their way to Stygga Castle Angoulême is unusually quiet. There is a question she wants to ask Geralt and Milva. But, with not a clue as to how they will react, she is reluctant to pose it. Finally, she takes all her courage in both hands.
T; Words: 600; Chapters: 1/1
Triple Travel Drabble
Wet and tired from travelling, the Hansa spend a night in a little cave.
T; Words: 300; Chapters: 1/1
A most interesting read
While Geralt and his strange company are on their way to the druids of Caed Dhu, Milva asks Cahir to read a very special book for her.
T; Words: 2,534; Chapters: 1/1
A Lesson in Gardening
Regis tries to teach Angoulême how to grow mandrakes. Cahir helps.
G; Words: 500; Chapters: 1/1
A Night to Remember
It's Litha, the longest day of the year, and Geralt is throwing a garden party at his newly acquired estate, Corvo Bianco, the old vineyard in the Sansretour Valley. Milva cannot dance, but Cahir is a good teacher. The delicious wine and Jaskier's newest song also help. And then there are Angoulême's Hansa Games and Regis's hot hooch ...
T; Words: 4,160; Chapters: 2/2
Flood and Fire
On their way from Toussaint to Stygga the Hansa get separated from each other in a natural disaster. Milva and Cahir end up stranded together, not knowing what happened to their comrades. Having been best friends for months already, their dire situation now brings them together closer, so much closer.
E; Words: 5,974; Chapters: 3/3
Written post-Season 3:
Stranded
On their way from Toussaint to Stygga the Hansa get separated from each other in a natural disaster. Regis, Geralt and Angoulême find themselves stranded on a little island while Milva and Cahir are missing.
T; Words: 1,629; Chapters: 1/
Ghosts of the past
Cahir is plagued by a bad nightmare and needs a shoulder to cry on. How very lucky that agony uncle Jaskier is around and nobody else.
T; Words: 1,772; Chapters: 1/1
Her idea of fun
Cahir loses a bet and Angoulême is having fun.
G; Words: 444; Chapters: 1/1
A Cure to Insomnia
Cahir suffers from insomnia. Milva has the perfect cure for him.
E; Words: 2,717; Chapters: 1/1
Unwanted Want
"We shouldn't be doing this, I— I murdered you!" Cahir stammers, the icy coldness of Gallatin's fingers on his shaft sending shivers up and down his spine ...
E; Words: 500; Chapters: 1/1
Scary is the night (and full of honey cakes and kittens)
"Kiss me!" she orders, her emerald green eyes gleaming with lust. However, it is not lust of the kind you would expect when you are told to kiss the girl - no, the princess. It is blood-lust her eyes are shimmering with ...
M; Words: 1,111; Chapters: 1/1
Not A Selfless Present
Regis has a very special present for Angoulême. It is not a totally selfless one, though.
T; Words: 350; Chapters: 1/1
Jaskier's Jolly Yule Jumble
Another festive event is coming up in Toussaint and Jaskier has the perfect idea for how to celebrate it with his Hansa. He only needs to convince Geralt and the others that his idea for their Yule party will be fun, lots of fun.
T; Words: 8,690; Chapters: 4/4
One More Little Shot
At Stygga Castle Milva saves the Hansa - at a very high price. (A poem in iambic hexameter)
Major Character Death! M; Words: 169; Chapters: 1/1
Beware the Bees
On their way to find Ciri, Geralt and his company travel through the wild forests of Riverdell. Suddenly they are under attack. It stings.
T; Words: 2,124; Chapters: 1/1
Candles
A year has passed since the events at Stygga Castle and Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri remember their fallen friends.
T; Words: 1,100; Chapters: 1/1
Unwanted
Cahir is a part of Geralt's company now, yet a very unwanted one.
T; Words: 250; Chapters: 1/1
Tainted
The land looks barren, sick, tainted by some unknown evil. No colours, no sounds, no trace of life, not the tiniest stirring of happiness. He shudders although it is not cold ...
T; Words: 666; Chapters: 1/1
Shelter From The Storm
Not long after they have left Toussaint on their way to free Yennefer and to find Ciri, Geralt and his company have to weather a nasty blizzard.
T; Words: 2,136; Chapters: 1/1
Tracks In The Sand
Travelling through space and time, Ciri happens upon a recently abandoned camp that smells of fish.
G; Words: 400; Chapters: 1/1
A Hatchet to the Head
The fighting in Belhaven does not go well for Geralt and his companions. Cahir is injured and they have to flee. (Cahir POV)
T; Words: 4,793; Chapters: 3/3
A Hatchet to the Head - Part 2
Cahir is injured in the fight in Belhaven. Geralt has to take care of his former enemy and his ugly head wound.
T; Words: 9,336; Chapters: 4/4
Something In The Water
It is spring and Milva wants to have a bath. Yet, something goes terribly wrong. Lucky that she has her Hanza, and especially one Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy.
T; Words: 1,875; Chapters: 1/1
Smelly Goo Loves Company (or: Lucky that the bard brought plenty of soap)
While collecting firewood, Angoulême has an encounter with a creature that could easily have gone wrong. Fortunately, she is not alone.
T; Words: 846; Chapters: 1/1
What would you do if ...?
One day in the fairytale Duchy of Toussaint, while Anarietta and Fringilla have to attend the bachelorette party of a relative, all the members of Geralt's Hansa are spending a rare evening together in the kitchen of Beauclair Castle, playing games and having fun. Well, at least some of them are having fun.
T; Words: 666; Chapters: 1/1
Not A Good Place To Stay The Night ...
Forced off the main road south by advancing Nilfgaardian troops, Geralt and his weird company find themselves inside a dark, eerie forest, and night is falling soon.
T; Words: 5,536; Chapters: 2/2
Help Me, He Whimpers
While collecting firewood for the campfire, Jaskier goes missing in the forest. When Geralt finds him, a surprise is waiting for the Witcher. And it is not a nice one.
T; Words: 2,167; Chapters: 1/1
"Ouch" Says The Bard
"Ouch!" he exclaims, flinching back from her ...
T; Words: 150; Chapters: 1/1
Is that normal? - Or: A Lesson in Botany
While on their mission to rescue Ciri, Jaskier makes the acquaintance of a plant. Geralt is not happy. Fortunately, they have Regis, the higher-vampire-barber-surgeon-herbalist with them.
T; Words: 1,071; Chapters: 1/1
The Malheur Pass
On their way to rescue Yennefer, Geralt and his company cross the Malheur Pass - not a good idea in the middle of winter.
G; Words: 300; Chapters: 1/1
Heart of the Ocean
Sailing from Bremervoord to Thanedd on their mission to abduct Princess Cirilla and destroy the Brotherhood of Sorcerers, Cahir and the Scoia'tael hit a storm - and something else. Is it the end?
T; Words: 400; Chapters: 1/1
Lost
On their way to find Princess Cirilla, Geralt and his company get lost.
T; Words: 444; Chapters: 1/1
Don't Despair, Friends
On their journey to rescue Ciri, the members of Geralt's Hansa have to eat all kinds of grub. One day it has rather unpleasant consequences. Luckily, they have Regis.
G; Words: 400; Chapters: 1/1
That Bloody Knee Again
While travelling through the Sudduth valley on their journey to Stygga, Geralt's knee is making problems. Regis helps.
T; Words: 1,767; Chapters: 4/4
Hallucinations
Cahir is plagued by disturbing hallucinations of Princess Cirilla. Regis helps.
T; Words: 525; Chapters: 1/1
Milva at Kaer Morhen
After the fight at Stygga, an injured Milva wakes up at Kaer Morhen to the voice of a tall stranger with unkempt red hair and a wild, red beard. An extremely annoying stranger.
T; Words: 5,139; Chapters: 1/1
A Hairy Problem
On their way south, Geralt and his company need to buy provisions in a town not far from the Yaruga. However, a surprise is waiting there for Cahir, and it is not a pleasant one.
T; Words: 1,000; Chapters: 1/1
Silence
It is quiet. Not a single sound. Eerie. Absolute silence. But should he not hear twigs crunching under the soles of his boots? The autumn wind whispering in the trees' orange and yellow leaves that lend a golden glow to the picturesque landscape? Birds twittering in the bushes and sheep bleating in the distant meadows? How can there be this deep and utter silence? And why is he alone? Where is everybody? Milva? Regis? Cahir? And, most of all, Geralt?
T; Words: 800; Chapters: 1/1
Where is Jaskier?
While the Hansa is on their journey searching for the druids of Caed Dhu, Jaskier goes missing. Geralt is worried, very worried.
T; Words: 9,054; Chapters: 7/7
Wanking Contest
Jaskier and Zoltan's merry company are having a contest, a very special one.
Humour; E; Words: 900; Chapters: 1/1
Something Moving In The Shadows
On their way to rescue Ciri, Geralt and his Hansa come by the ruin of an old castle. It is a bit eerie, but should they stay the night there anyway or rather move on toward the forest? You decide! (Interactive Choose your own adventure Hansa fic)
M; Words: 65,428; Chapters: 52/52
Snow
It snows and snows and snows. And Geralt is cold. But Regis knows an easy remedy.
G; Words: 550; Chapters: 1/1
Angoulême's Wintery Surprise
During their stay at Beauclair Castle in Toussaint, Angoulême has a wintery surprise for her Hansa.
G; Words: 1,500; Chapters: 1/1
An Ingenious Invention
On their way through the wintery mountains, Geralt and his Hansa discover a hut in a glade and decide to spend the night there. It is a quite special hut. It might even be fun.
T; Words: 700; Chapters: 1/1
Out Of The Blue
While on their search for Yennefer and Ciri, the Hansa makes camp in a glade. Suddenly, they are under attack, and it is neither by Nilfgaard nor by troops from the north.
T; Words: 4,202; Chapters: 2/2
A Comfortable Kind of Dark
Before falling asleep next to Milva, Cahir reflects on how the dark is different when you are not alone.
T; Words: 200; Chapters: 1/1
A Game of Chess
With Geralt gone for the evening, Regis has nobody to play chess with but himself. Until Cahir joins him.
T; Words: 1,666; Chapters: 1/1
Just Another Breakfast in Beauclair
Like every day, Angoulême, Regis, Milva and Cahir are having a late breakfast together in the kitchen of Beauclair palace. Angoulême has lots of ideas what they could do after they have finished their perilous mission. Of course, everything is utter nonsense.
T; Words: 1,250; Chapters: 1/1
Of Gregariousness and Curiosity - or: The Evolution of a Vampire
Geralt and Regis are having a conversation in the sun.
G; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 2
Out of the Rain and into the Fire
It rains and rains and rains and rains. The plains of Mag Deira have transformed into a brown, soggy swamp with no other living things moving except for the five riders, their horses and the one mule by the strange name of Draakul. Not a good weather to travel, and especially not for the three humans in their company, who are beginning to show signs of illness. Geralt and Regis become increasingly worried. They need to find shelter to get out of the rain, but where?
T; Words: 5,954; Chapters: 3/3
A Soup Conversation
While travelling to find the druids and Regis's friend, the Flaminika, the Hansa is having a conversation by the campfire. Just their usual nonsense.
T; Words: 1,275; Chapters: 1/1
The Spring and the River
The magic of the spring equinox does not leave the members of Geralt's Hanza unaffected.
T; Words: 1,400; Chapters: 1/1
A Magical Game
Sam and Dean enter a somewhat peculiar shop. Later in the evening there are unexpected consequences.
Supernatural x Witcher; M; Words: 15,710; Chapters: 11/11
Rittersporn and Rosehips
Just a little Hansa nonsense.
G; Words:900Chapters: 1/1
I hate sex pollen
On their travels, Geralt and his company encounter a rare botanical phenomenon which leads to unexpected consequences.
M; Words: 1,300; Chapters: 2/2
How lucky we're quadrupeds
While Geralt and Regis are affected by the sex pollen, Roach and Draakul have a - somewhat philosophical - conversation.
Crack-fic; T; Words: 200; Chapters: 1/1
Too Close
"Geralt, I've found something. Look, isn't it a darling baby?" Jaskier beams at the Witcher from where he is kneeling next to a bush on the edge of the forest. "No! Don't touch it, whatever it is!" But it is too late ...
T; Words: 1,860; Chapters: 1/1
We'll keep you safe
Cahir wakes up shaking from a most horrible nightmare. Luckily the Hansa is there for him.
T; Words: 765; Chapters: 1/1
Henfiction
A little silly companion piece to The Great Chair War of Toussaint by Martaana / @silvertheraven (because the hens were missing).
Crack-fic; Words: 191; Chapters: 1/1
What the hen?
Milva, Cahir and Angoulême are having breakfast in the Beauclair palace kitchen together. But something is sorely missing ...
G; Words: 666; Chapters: 1/1
A Team of True Heroes
While Geralt is searching for Ciri, Yennefer comes to pay him a visit. What she did not expect is to find him in very strange company. Especially the presence of a certain Nilfgaardian commander general raises her suspicion.
T; Words: 1,500; Chapters: 1/1
Ysgith
Geralt and his company stick to the original plan and travel through the Ysgith wilderness. Maybe not such a good idea after all ... (co-written with @averbienque)
T; Words: 31,755; Chapters: 11/11
The path goes ever on and on
After having left the hostile swamps of Ysgith behind, Geralt and his unlikely company have to decide on their new route to find the druids.
G; Words: 1,000; Chapters: 1/1
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
Milva and Cahir are dead, but Maria and Cay and their little family have a happily ever after in Toussaint. It's what they deserve.
T; Words: 1,750; Chapters: 1/1
This fucking hurts!
Jaskier has a little mishap. It hurts. How lucky that he has friends.
G; Words: 735; Chapters: 1/1
Written post-Season 4:
What doesn't kill you
The S4E1 coffin scene from Cahir's POV.
M; Words: 2,506; Chapters: 1/1
Bleed the Beast Black Blood
Geralt's company find a deserted farmstead and decide to spend the night in the barn. Unfortunately, they are not alone ...
T; Words: 10,113; Chapters: 5/5
This Pain Will Pass Away
On their way crossing the mountain passes of Toussaint, the Hansa is lucky for once and find a little hut in the woods for the night. But not everybody is happy — at first.
Words: 11,071; Chapters: 5/5
The Big Hansa Scrub Up
"Sorry, but — by the Gods — you all stink to high heaven!" Yennefer exclaims, wrinkling her nose. No, this will not do, she cannot spend one more minute with Geralt's odd little group like this. They need to take a bath, all of them, right now!
E; Words: 1,900; Chapters: 1/1
Fucking Family
The morning after the fish soup, Jaskier is worried about the parrot all alone in the wilderness.
T; Words: 2,146; Chapters: 1/1
To Kiss or not to Kiss
5 times Cahir wants to kiss Milva and doesn't, and 1 time Milva wants to kiss Cahir and does. (the Hansa story line from S4 with added scenes beginning with Milva and Cahir meeting in the woods and ending with Geralt being knighted, from Cahir's POV)
T; Words: 47,798; Chapters: 7/7
I hate water!
While traversing the Ysgith swamps, Zoltan, Yarpen and Percy are lagging behind again. And they are not the only creatures in the water. Fortunately Cahir comes back for them.
T; Words: 1,700; Chapters: 1/1
A Monster Came A-flying
After having deserted from Queen Meve's army, the Hansa finally find themselves on the south side of the Yaruga, intending to seek help from the druids of Caed Dhu. Only, the druids have left the area, and something is hot on their trail - something large and brutish with a singular goal: Kill Geralt of Rivia.
M; Words: 17,717; Chapters: 5/5
art by @kingthunder ❤️
- More Milva x Cahir fics
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- More Geralt x Jaskier fics
And music to go with it ❤️
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Dessert
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Wait did Li Yu ever thank his husband for not turning him into soup and eating him?
Our first meal back in Beijing, it costed about 170 RMB. Yang grabbed this promo set online, so it was much cheaper than ordering directly at the restaurant.