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[serpentesol]

Tried my hand at voiceacting. It's kinda shitty but I had fun. Forest fr1ends yipeee

[howlingday]

RWBY FR1ENDS II

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Summer: Ambulance, please? ...Mhm, yeah, it's the same old story; first day of spring, he got too drunk, stumbled headfirst into a trash can, waddled about with it on his head shouting "EXTERMINATE~!", fell over, and got his dick stuck in a deck chair.

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Taiyang: Even by your standards, Raven, it's pretty lazy. At least BURY Ichi before Yang got home!

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Qrow: (Sobbing) We never found her head, Oz...

Ozpin: You have my condolences, Qrow, but I'm not sure the "smiling face on the balloon" is the right way forward for Summer's funeral.

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Yang: I'm sorry, Blake... I don't know how they make sharing a bath together look so romantic in the movies...

Blake: Y-Yang! Your big toe is still up my

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Ruby: I see the Belladonnas are trying to have sex against the wall again. Brothers, how sweet... I see Mr. Belladonna is going for the "pushing the sofa up the stairs" technique. Oum, his legs are shaking like a shitting dog...

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Jaune: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Weiss is the sun~!

Cardin: Wow... Coming off a little desperate today, aren't' we?

Jaune: Fuck off, Cardin!

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Weiss: How annoying... My pen's leaking everywhere...

Pyrrha: Brothers, Weiss! You look like you gave an octopus Grimm a sloppy handjob!

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Goodwitch: Stick to the facts, Ms. Rose. Explosions were heard from the top of Beacon tower, and frame 313 clearly shows Pyrrha lurching FORWARD when she was shot.

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Adrian: What are they doing?

Terra: Keep walking, Adrian. It's just two people showing their love for each other.

Adrian: I think she has a bit of love in her eye~.

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Roman: It's got hand-stitched Valian leather, purrs like a pussycat, and just look at those curves~! This little minx is a real, little go-er!

Winter: Relax, buddy. I'm planning to drive it to the grocery store twice a month, not buying it dinner and fucking it.

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May: Holy fuck, she's up to the elbow...

May: Poor Jaune Arc...

May: Honestly, May, she's treating his bowels like a bag of oranges.

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Ren: ...Nora, where's the picnic?

Nora: I can't be expected to remember everything, REN!

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Saphron: I'd give it five minutes before going in there. I just saw a different kind of crowning, and let me tell you, it was NOT very majestic.

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Robyn: Fuck me, this incessant reign is depressing...

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RWBY FR1ENDS

Ren: (Holding up blanket with a brown stain) I know shit when I see it, Nora.

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Goodwitch: (Teaching class) Pipe down, you shits. I'm trying to watch Flings & Things.

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Ruby: (Plunging the toilet) It's okay. You're okay. Just think... did you eat tomatoes last night?

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Weiss: (On her scroll) I hit her pretty hard... No, she's not moving.

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Neighbor: YOU EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?!

Mama Arc: (Carrying all 8 Arc kids) YOU FU-

Jaune: Leave him, Mom! He ain't worth it!

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Yang: (Opens the trunk) Shit, Blake. The body's gone.

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Saphron: (On a walk with Adrian and Terra) And over there, sweetie, right there by the bridge is where I found the torso.

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Pyrrha: (Sees Nora at the window, Whispers) Jaune... Jaune, she's at the window again... Call the police.

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Mercury: (Looking through a telescope) I see Ms. Malachite is getting her back door bashed in again.

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Adam: (Teaching a band class) Okay, kids, when I start, we're going to play "Fuck Them Huntresses" by F.W.A. in F#. Ready?

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Blake: (Looking at Yang's Vol 10 outfit) Yeah, you can fucking forget putting anything in me dressed like that, Yang.

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Ruby: It's okay. We've only been lost for a few hours, so don't panic-

Nora: (Staring at Jaune) I'm going to eat him.

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Oobleck: (Looking Adrian up and down) It appears young Mr. Cotta-Arc is suffering from a severe and potentially terminal case of "being-a-little-prick-itis".

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Yang: (By Ruby's bed) Aim for the bucket- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKES, RUBY! THESE ARE MY NEW SHOES!

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Port: (At the store) Good morning to you, Mister Shopkeep! I'll need teabags and something that can get blood and shit out of my carpet, please.

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Ironwood: (Surveying a field with children) Spread out, students. We're looking for any clues. Teeth, hair...

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Sun: (Standing between Nora and a booth) Okay, lady, then explain your wet shorts and the puddle of piss inside.

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Nora: (In bed) Hey, guys? ...Pyrrha? ...Jaune? No joke, I think I sharted.

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Terra: (Standing by a bathtub, Adrian close) Daddy's gone away, sweetheart. Now pass me the peroxy-disulfuric acid.

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Ozpin: (On the phone) Tai, I think I may have found Summer. ...Well, two weeks in this heat, it's difficult to say, but I'm pretty sure it's her.

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Ruby: (Snarling at Jaune) Touch my balloon again, and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers!

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Terra: (Holding Adrian) I've got nipples like chewed raisins, now take the bastard bottle!

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Nora: (Holding a pretty, pink purse) I've got enough ketamine to put a horse down. How much you want?

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Summer: (On the phone) I'm at a friend's house, Ozpin. Don't try to find me. I hope you and that bitch get fucking syphilis.

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Qrow: (Fron the window) Not now, Raven! I'm jerking off!

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Ruby: (Opens fridge) ...Is that Uncle Qrow?

Summer: Yes, sweetie. Well, it's most of him.

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Whitley: (Playing piano) Smack my bitch up~! Smack my bitch up~!

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Neptune: (On the phone, Looks in drawer) No, Sun, it's definitely human shit. Who fucking does this?!

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Qrow: (Puts a hand on Oscar's shoulder) No, it's not a home, it's a house, remember, Oscar? You're adopted.

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Nora: (Holding a kettle) More badger piss, Misses Honeybottom?

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Jaune: (On the phone) Did you get the toes? Good. Now shut the fuck up and listen to my instructions.

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Taiyang: (Next to Yang's wheelchair) Piss off, ironsides. I'm on my lunch break.

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Jaune: (Pointing at Nora) If you don't put your shitting head on that shitting pillow, I'm turning this dormroom into a crime scene!

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Yang: (Pulls up in her car) Who wants to go dogging?

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Ruby: (Standing by the toilet) Yang... Hand me the scissors.

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Roman: (Holding a baby) C'mon, kid. Coochie bastard coo!

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Blake: (Having lunch with Sun, Sees Jaune) Keep jogging, dickweed!

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