#funny class

[sunscreenstudies]

Iconic Things My Coding Professors Have Said (Part 6)

"We'll have two follow-up sessions where you can present your thesis and then, as a group, dicuss your problems... with the thesis. Your problems with the THESIS. I should probably specify that"

"the dataset we're using is the queer csv file which is a very interesting and... naughty dataset”

"why do we like the wilcoxon test? well, it’s widely applicable, free of assumptions, insensitive to outliers, and conceptually simple... this could be a brochure"

"running the test is usually simple. interpreting the output is what makes statistics... fun"

Student: "can you explain what the e means?"   Prof 1: "of course, let me write it up"    Prof 2: "professor 1 studied mathetmatics"    Prof 1: " only for one year"   Prof 2: "well, that’s still more than i ever did"

"read through this at your own pace at home. i don't explain it in class becuase then i have to watch people's brains explode and the cleaning staff are starting to complain"

"we'll end with a very nice case on harry potter because it seems everyone loves harry potter so hopefully that'll make up for the boring statistics that are about to follow"

Prof: "any questions?"   Student: "yeah, can you explain again what the 'true location shift' means?"   Prof: "... that's not important"

"this test is more difficult to run. You could say that it comes with its own issues, but don't we all?"

"you will rarely need this test, often people are just... not interested in it"

"the hypothesis was that they made the sentences shorter and used easier words because the american children were too stupid to understand. that's not what I’M saying, that's what the statistics say"

"neither of these are normally distributed, so we can't apply a t-test. You could remove the outliers and try again, but this is a tricky decision to make, and we won't be making it today"

Student: "where do we submit the homework?"    Prof: "you don't. you don't submit the homework. its for your own joy and pleasure. no submission required. just joy"

Prof: "however, there's one thing missing from all this. does anyone know what it is?"    Student: "causation?"    Prof: "god no! that's FAR too meta. this is machine learning, not real life"

"so this, this right here... this is a bullshit example"

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7  | Part 8

Part 9  | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

My Mom - #6

During my Mom’s once a week home school class that she teaches at our house, I overheard this conversation. There are only three kids in the class: my sister, another girl, and a boy. They have become best friends and spend a lot of time together. 

Mom: “Well, we’re done early and I don’t know what you can do for another thirty minutes.”

Girl: “Can we put [boy’s name] hair in a ponytail?!”

Mom: “What?! No!”

Girl: “Why not? We’ve done it before.”

[dankderp]

This girl in my class was suspended for punching another girl in the nose, but her suspension was over a week or so ago and she still hasn’t showed up. Our class was gossiping about it and my teacher says “She’s probably away at her courses on ‘How To Be a Badass”! Half the class yelled “WOAH LANGUAGE” and we all laughed. I love my teacher

[get-me-pie-sam-blog]

One time I was in a history class and some younger kids (the younger years have different lunchtimes to older years) were running around outside by the window and one kid was running around with a condom over his head and my history teacher just said “that’s on the wrong head” I’m dead

[iwillperishallthatihate]

things that have happened in geography

we’ve had a protest over one test question

we had another

we all went crazy for this, we made posters, burnt the message on wood, spammed the google classroom, threatened to call a lawyer, we made a chant. It got so bad that our teacher had to call in another teacher to pick an answer

one student called one of our teachers a sadist

another compared one of our teachers to donald trump

that teacher photocopied a worksheet with a penis that my friend drew on so now 5 students have worksheets with penises on them

we ordered 14 pizzas for a party without the teacher’s knowledge nor permission

we didn’t do work because of this party

whoops

another teacher from came in without knocking and the two began “fighting”

we’ve had several periods doing nothing 

my friend rejected that teacher when he said hi so now he picks on her (as a joke, she’s chill)

used a 10 hours long remix of a yh boi and shooting star meme as intense music for a game of rock paper scissors to pick whether we continued kahoot or not

played kahoot for the entire lesson

peered pressure that teacher into chugging half a bottle of mountain dew

had that teacher play multiple games including chicken scream

gave one teacher a goodbye card (the one that did all the above)

gave the nice one a sentimental pizza box with pizza

but now it’s gonna end cause we’re moving to history for the rest of the year

i just wanna point out that my class is meant to be the smartest and most sensible class in our grade.imjj im not even joking.

[arithegreat-666]

My ELA teacher is giving us a lesson on hyperboles and we were watching a video of two burly wrestlers throwing up mama jokes at each other but they didn't specifically say "yo mama" and when I told her that they were basically just to mama jokes without mama she said that yo mama jokes are inappropriate for school and I told her they're literally the same thing and even she agrees with me that they were the same thing but they just weren't specifically insulting someone's mom 🤣🤣🤣

[moonstarschannel]

Fun in class

[somtommedia-blog]

Mind your language 72...

next day in class...a lot of fun