#funny qoute

[sue0sue0sigh-uwu]

Fem!Mc: “ugh.. my back is killing me..” 😞

Asmo: “that’s because you have a posture of a shrimp” 🦐

Fem!mc: “well you try carrying around my tits all day!”

Asmo: “is that an offer?”

[rockstar-vamp]

Hey Mr Orwell maybe word this differently next time ?

(Most relatable Orwell quote)

[inkandintent]

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head. -Steven Wright

[toyastales]

Cosmic Blessings

Okay, universe, I'm ready for my close-up. Hit me with your best cosmic glow-up! Send some good vibes my way, maybe a free lottery ticket, or a super-sized burrito... you know, the good stuff.

https://whatyoulookingatnow.blogspot.com/2025/01/cosmic-blessings.html

[endlessnebula]

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts."

Endless Quotes #14; Compass Quotes #12

-Leo Valdez

[wineworldnews]

Just in case something happens to me on New Year's Eve... 🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷🍷

[birlapandthebats]

“being slutty is always a good thing i wish i could be more slutty” -birlap

[sajra-savera]

Forgot my headphones at home so now I'm gonna judge everyone in the bus using devices like they're a spoiled generation obsessed with technology.