#haljohn

[jackalytes]

i just woek up and madethis

[brainwavejrsoldermankink]

They're in love!

[honkygay]

so thinking about mid transition hal and john….

john : what a woman 🩷😩

hal : he’d treat me like a lady…. 🩷😩

(he/she pronouns for my hal)

[themoldysausage]

Trying to find a Hal Jordan ship to stan but this absolute whore will kiss anything that moves and there's just too many options

[effietrinket1619]

lanternfam tiktok chaos

John will only acknowledge one of his marriages: his dead wife. All others didn't happen.

Except if it's funny.

Calling Hal or Guy his husband is like a one-hit KO in an argument, and he brings it up so infrequently that it's impossible to not be fucking gobsmacked when he does it. Guy is quicker to recover and will keep arguing where he left off, but Hal is compliant for the rest of the argument and maybe an hour afterward. It's actually freaky.

hal's spent how many years trying desperately not to get tied down? john wages psychological warfare on this man because now he can just call hal his husband and any assorted nicknames or terms of endearment to make him do whatever the hell he wants.

examples:

hal's left dirty dishes in the sink? 'hey honey, go stack the dishwasher.'

someone needs to go pick keli up? 'be a good husband and get our kid for me won't you?'

needs hal to wear a suit and tie for whatever event? 'you'd look just as good as you did on our wedding day.'

all of these are said in perfect deadpan. hal takes psychic damage each time

[ultimasheir]

hey i'm taking a poll of what people think of various fandom and canon hal ships he's had over the years

Hal Ships

what do you think of these ships! if you have no strong feelings one way or another, please leave it blank

tell me your opinions on who hal jordan should or shouldn't kiss

[reblogglelog]

reminder that kyle's been naked this entire time

john priority: checking on hal guy priority: PUT FUCKING PANTS ON

[passive-aggressive-sarcasm]

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I am having the mother of all Green Lantern breakdowns and it has broken a 10-year writers block. This is mostly Hal-focussed and a solid 80% smut. Please shout at me about it.