#harles

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tony: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Harley: I identify as offends and this horses me. Morgan: I offend horses identify me. Pepper: Hold on.  Pepper: *turns to Tony* Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

[dazesanddoodles]

silly false realities are so fun to frolic in

[swartzsword]

Harley unlocks the door, welcoming you into her apartment

You notice a used baseball bat leaning again the wall

Y/N: Ah, are you a fan of baseball?

Harley: Huh?

*You point to the baseball bat*

Harley: (Blushing) Oh...Uhh yeah...you could say that puddin'.

[billiejams]

Gay stick men? More likely than you think 😘

Base by @snuffysbox

[harleysite]

Great Dyna #harleydavidson #harleysite #harles #dyna #harleydyna

[sassybuttuchiha-blog]

Someone 👏🏿give 👏🏿viola 👏🏿Davis 👏🏿an 👏🏿 oscar 👏🏿 for 👏🏿 being 👏🏿 Viola 👏🏿 Davis, omfg 👊🏿✨👊🏿

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Harley: Peter, do your thing. Tony: No. Uh-uh. You really think that just because you get Peter to say “Please? For me?” every time means I’m gonna do what you want? No! Not this time! MJ: … Ned: … Harley: … Morgan: … Peter: Please? For me? Tony: … Tony: …dammit.

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Harley: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Peter: Bet you I can! Tony: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*