favorite blue bitch go
Percy Jackson
Bubbles
Gumball Waterson
Sonic the Hedgehog
Rainbow Dash
Jinx
Blue (from blues clues)
Dick Grayson
Bluey
You forgot *insert character here*

seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
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seen from Czechia
seen from United States
seen from China
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seen from Switzerland
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seen from T1
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favorite blue bitch go
Percy Jackson
Bubbles
Gumball Waterson
Sonic the Hedgehog
Rainbow Dash
Jinx
Blue (from blues clues)
Dick Grayson
Bluey
You forgot *insert character here*
I will never forgive my hateful friends (sweetest kindest people on earth who I adore) for pointing out to me that I drink weird, cus I will literally never recover.
I asked my family whether I learned this wrong from them or picked it up myself to know where to point blame.
Upon me drinking a glass of water in front of them, my evil fucking parents (loving, supportive, nice people) told me I drink water from a glass like popeye drinks his fucking dumb ass spinach from that piece of shit can and I have never been more humiliated in my life.
My evil fucking sister (my favorite person on earth whomst I love more than I love myself) asked if I was developing a new autistic drinking technique for people on the spectrum and that‘s why I do it like that.
I can never show my face in public again
Everyday I fight the urge from god and myself to show my boyfriend firecracker… I want to spare him
my mxtx modern au ideas
• shen yuan has a teaching degree but mostly tutors people instead of becoming a full time teacher (wanted to teach full time but got stuck dealing with the family business)
• xie lian works a variety of jobs but his main two are a janitor at an office building and a fitness trainer at the gym. Used to be a well know martial artist.
• wei wuxian is a college student who was a fomer athlete/business student who changed tracks for...reaons... and now studies chemistry, chemical engineering, science (mad science), takes art classes and does little odd jobs now and then around the community
• lan wangji is also a college student studying law and musical theory but he really wants to focus on education
• hua cheng owns multiple casinos/hotels around the country named "the gamblers den"
• lou binghe is currently in a business apprenticeship to take over his father's company but swears when he's finished hes going to open a restaurant (in memory of his adoptive mother) and become shen yuan's house husband
• wei wuxian is an astrology/witchcraft girly. This man has everyone's birth cart and star signs mapped out, tarot cards are used daily. unusual connection to the dead.
• hua cheng has a variety of novelty glass eyes that he uses on holidays or when he needs to fuck with someone
• shang qinghua eventually rewrites pidw with shen yuan funding him and nie huisang being his beta reader (sy would've done but he knows he would be incredibly biased so nhs it is)
• in the mc trio xie lian is the oldest but shortest and wei wuxian is the youngest but tallest
• the mc trio meet at their first and only group therapy session(got banned for arguing with the counselor)
• wangxian own a pair of matching pajamas from before they started dating
• wwx and xl like to go the farmers market together (haggling besties)
• snake rouye, cats suibian chenqing, lizard xiu ya
• lan wangji 🤝 hua cheng 🤝 shen yuan resting bitch face
• lwj has glasses
• wwx makes it seems as though he never studies for anything despite pulling several all-nighters
• lbh is trying to wean sy off of energy drinks (lwj is taking notes for later use)
• yall know those tiktok accounts with people messing up basic and easy to make foods? Xie Lian runs one of those
• ages go xie lian, hua cheng, lou binghe, shen yuan, lan wangji, wei wuxian.
• hua cheng 🤝 wei wuxian hating dogs
• while hc is still an artist the cave of ten thousand gods incident is instead xianle trio finding hc super secret fanfic account were he wrote x reader fics abt xie lian (xl of course was super flattered)
• when yunmeng bros go to college jfm & yzy finally get a divorce (thank god) out of all the sibs jc is taking it the hardest
• they know when the stress of school starts getting to wwx when he starts making "jokes" abt dropping out of school and starting a farm somewhere
• all of the shen sibs are adopted but shen yuan and shen jiu are blood related
• mc trio are all hypocrites when it comes self care ("sy if doing [insert activity] gives you a panic attack just don't do it" "didn't you once have a panic attack at work bc you saw one of your old friends?" "..." "and instead of goimg home you stayed at work" "...maybe but this isn't abt me-")
• xie lian also has a second channel where he refurbishes old trash he finds
• jiang yanli went to culinary school and has her own home style restaurant
• binghe is a combo of bingge and bingmei
Hey...
Ladies!
Fellas!
People who don't give a fuck!
All the lovers!
All the haters!
All the people who call themselves players!
Hot mamas!
Pimp daddies!
All the people Rollin up in caddies!
Hey rockers!
Hip-Hoppers!
And everybody all around the world!!
You get the chance to rewrite one piece of media, you get full creative control, no limits. What are you rewriting.
Danny Phantom
Supernatural
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Disney's Descendants
Riverdale
Voltron: Legendary Defenders
Detroit: Become Human
Star vs The Forces of Evil
Stranger Things
Something else (explain if you want to)
reasons that percy and sonic are the same person
• blue bitches
• green eyes
• trans
• older siblings/role models to anyone younger than them
• black
• way too much responsibility for someone their age
• will insist on being fine while having trauma that they refuse to unpack
• has a major "dark side" moment that the fandom eats up despite having multiple ruthless moments in the past (dark moments I'm referencing is Dark Sonic from sonic x and Percy torturing Ahkyls)
• gets treated as stupid by canon and fandom despite being pretty emotionaly intelligent
• could never be called neurotypical
• fear of drowning
• characterized as an overconfident asshole by the fandom
• most likely introverts but bc they have friendly energy gets labeled as extroverts
• has punk qualities outside of being #edgy, rude and how they dress
• lowkey aroace