“With all due respect, which is none,”
- Percy Jackson, probably
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“With all due respect, which is none,”
- Percy Jackson, probably
in botl when percy prayed to artemis and apollo for help shooting the bow and neither of them answered him and hera was the one to help him instead. percy fucked up by praying to both of them. they both got the prayer and argued over who would answer it and that’s why hera stepped in instead. if percy had just prayed to artemis or just prayed to apollo, they would’ve answered his prayers. real and true to me 🙂↕️
Okay so that's how Athena has kids without violating her chastity vow but has anybody ever considered Zeus being the OG brain-baby maker?
Z: "Hera, don't be angry."
H: "That sounds like there's something for me to be angry about."
Z: "I was out doing my God of Justice thing and there was this public defender-"
H: "Oh, here we go..."
Z: "And they were just so smart and passionate about being a voice for people who a jury would assume the worst of and I just kinda accidentally willed a baby into existence?"
H: "Oh, so it's emotional infidelity instead of physical."
Z: "No, not like that! If anything brain babies are intellectual infidelity."
H: "'I discovered a new type of infidelity' does not help your case, husband."
if jason was a girl in TLH I’d be curious to see who hera paired ‘em with, because the implications either way would be funny as hell
if jason was paired with leo, then it’s implied that hera is the #1 straightship fan on the planet
and if jason was paired with piper, then it’s implied that it’s imperative to hera’s plan that leo does NOT get bitches
Ming-Na Wen congratulating Leah on her award is going to make me cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not only did Rick Riordan tell her not to listen to the haters because he personally chose her but now she's getting praise from the og Mulan herself. I'm so happy for her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Quick Cheat Sheet Against Heroes of Olympus Misinformation
-Leo doesn’t have a canonical birthday, 7th of July is a headcanon
-Piper has never worn a crop top and is uncomfortable when her mother put her in a revealing dress
-Aphrodite chose that white shirt/ suspenders outfit for Leo and he did not like it
-Calypso’s curse is NOT that she is forced to love anyone who comes to her island.
——The gods only send her people she could have loved in general. Her emotions are not manipulated. Her curse is to be abandoned by her visitors. More on that here.
-Jason was not isolated from the world at Camp Jupiter. He’s seen movies and knows about Star Wars and recognized Tristan McLean, Movie Star(tm)
-Hera had NOTHING to do with Piper and Jason’s romance.
—— Piper sensed their potential love and that influenced the Mist made memories, Hera had nothing to do with that step. Piper and Jason chose to get to know one another for real and genuinely fell in love. More on that here and here.
-Leo sent a message to CHB within DAYS of his death and resurrection so he’s the one that told everyone he was alive after defeating Gaea
——Apollo later confirms this to Piper and Jason because he’s actually seen Leo in person already
-Leo is not a pyromaniac or arsonist, he doesn’t go around setting things on fire for fun.
——He was so distraught and scared of his fire that he didn’t use it from the time of his mother’s death to getting to CHB in the Lost Hero
Percy: ADHD is such a trip, dude. You're trying to go to sleep and your brain is just like, "1 sheep, 2 sheep, sheep, horse, cow, Apollo's cows, Hera's cows, Hera's a cow, too many cows, what does the cow say? RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Nico: That's not even the line. Percy: "GERING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING–" Will: ...how did you get into our house?
this is random but i want a interaction between hera and luke