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What the gal pals
WHAT THE GAL PALS
straight!vespa has blue hair because shes an sjw....clearly
tamika flynn is either a special intellectual white boy who’s ~better~ and ~smarter~ than everyone else or she’s vilified and her character is just a violent riot-inciting little monster that’s probably a dig at antifa and/or blm
I don't know if you guys are in the discord server, but there was talk of Straight OW wearing baseball caps and taking photos of him holding fish
Oh don't worry, we're in the discord server. We saw that discussion.
Normie!OW is an adorable thought. He would be a Fish-Picture on his Tinder kind of guy. That's miles better than a Riverdale-Esque horny murder boy.
It will be a dark day when Corporations start to realize that Podcasts have the best stories and start making shows out of them.
I’m convinced that all the hetcannons blogs like @straighttma and @posts-from-a-darker-timeline are talking about the same universe.
So there is 1 episode where everyone says that Tim gives off ‘gay vibes’ and he’s super offended and says an incredible amount of homophobic stuff, then moldy pencil gets a lot of hate so they have him come out as gay a few episodes later and that makes it totally fine now. Bonus points if Martin tries to establish a solidarity bc they are both mlm 100% as friends and Tim scoffs and says something like, “Sorry Martin, ur just not my type” and the laugh track goes while Martin is sad and hurt
Love the collective assumption that straighttma has a laugh track
Ah yes, Jack Roblox of Moldy Pencil, creator of The Magnus Straights and The Hetchanisms, where the Mechanisms are all "badass", treated like the Spartans in Halo and unambiguously save the day and the stories are just retellings of the tales they're inspired from but just... so edgy for the sake of it without any point other than being edgy that it is the same as a round pizza roller.
THE HETCHANISMS HELLO
In straightlar firma, Trexel's shitty parents are used as a narrative justification for his horrible treatment of everybody, and David 7 completely forgives him for everything as soon as he brings it up.
Another hetcanon for something i havent listened to but support the heterofication of anyway!!