#straighttpp

[straighttpp]

juno wears this

[pawpawcybin]

A blog like @straighttpp or @straighttma but it's if king falls am was written by gay people

[sixthestraightsical]

THE HETERIFICATION BLOGS ARE TAKING OVER

[straightwtnv]

straight!cecil used to date old woman josie but now that shes an Old Woman he makes gross comments about how hot she used to be and how it’s a shame she aged so badly. In straight!wtnv, old woman josie is like 40, because we Cannot Have A Recurring Character Who Is A Woman Over Fifty.

hahahahahhahaahha (i am laughing through the pain tumblr user glockmonkey)

- mod frank

[lyradotpdf]

okay why didn't anyone tell me straight tpp existed now too???

[stephen9260]

We all laugh at straight[name-of-podcast] posts for saying that the actual podcasts are fix-it fics for a nice show idea that the cishet writers couldn't handle but we should actually do that, take straight shows with potential and make 'em queer af (I ensure this would also make the plots like a lot better)

Looks at how great Bird Box would have actually been: if Malorie had used they/them pronouns we could have had a finale that made sense it's just math

Looks at Divergent: you cold have had such a nice ace lead

Look at The Maze Runner: if only you didn't have that stupid love triangle

Looks at vld, looks away in disgust

Looks at spn, looks away in disgust

I am willing to start a whole account just for it if you would want to join me on this hell ride that I'll call therapy

[voidoftetris]

After reading through the straighttpp blog I have come to the conclusion that in that universe Valles Vicky’s Vixen Valley is just straight up a Hooter’s. Rita gets mocked for being uncomfortable and does not change her mind. Juno makes several sexual comments before they’ve even finished talking to whatever two-dimensional girl they replace Todd with.

Anyway happy birthday Juno and Benzaiten Steel, I will spend this day alternating between crying and laughing at cursed concepts that nobody in my house understands in your honour. <3

[captain-aurinko]

I JUST WANT TO SAY THE POSTS FROM STRAIGHT TPP MADE ME SO SCARED I DIDN'T SEE WHERE THEY CAME FROM TILL LIKE FOUR POSTS DEEP AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE SERIOUS??? im 🤡

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YEAH DONT WORRY IM IN THE SERVER WHERE STRAIGHT TPP ORIGINATED AND ALSO THE ONE WHERE THE PENUMBRA MUPPETS ORIGINATED. I KNEW THEY WERE JOKED AND ITS STILL AWFUL SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEAR.